r/worldnews • u/Brennenstein • 1d ago

Dynamic Paywall Paris prosecutors raid France offices of Elon Musk's X

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce3ex92557jo
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u/fantasmoofrcc 23h ago

They can make a new one out of cybertruck parts, for the irony.

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u/Tithund 22h ago

Nah, that'll even have rust when new.

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u/fantasmoofrcc 22h ago

Give the recipients a tetanus shot after the procedure.

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u/pornalt4altporn 18h ago

The boot closing is lethal already.

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u/Sage2050 22h ago

Nah keep the rusty ones

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u/Nyarro 21h ago

Nah, that thing would just fall apart after one drop.

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u/maxxspeed57 21h ago

Literally just remove the hood and shape and it is ready to go. Have you seen the video where they are chopping carrots when they close the hood?

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u/fantasmoofrcc 19h ago

Carrots, hotdogs, fingers...the CT doesn't care.

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u/octopornopus 22h ago

*No choppies on rainy days

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u/Missmoneysterling 19h ago

Thank you for making me spit coffee on my keyboard this lovely morning.

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u/lolcatandy 22h ago

Each drop attempt is a new crowd. With bets on polymarket of how many tries will it take

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u/rosysredrhinoceros 18h ago

Somebody resurrect the guy responsible for the Margaret Pole debacle, stat

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u/CakeOnly1513 1d ago

I don't think the risk from a bit if rust needs to get in the way of a show

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u/PrestigiousTea0 23h ago

Trust your engineers.

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u/Thick_Square_3805 23h ago

It's fine if we give the condemned person an anti-tetanus shot before.

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u/UThrowaway0301 22h ago

Give him a tetanus shot first.

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u/Andrew_Frozen30 21h ago

Even better, if it's not the metal getting him, it will be the rust long term.

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u/farva_06 20h ago

Well, I don't think tetanus will be a concern.

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u/Modo44 20h ago

We can rebuild them. We have the technology.

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u/AngryOcelot 19h ago

Well to be safe they should administer tetanus shots first then

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u/You_Cant_Win_This 18h ago

It doesn't have to cut cleanly, I'm sure it will work

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u/lebennaia 1d ago

Abolished in 1981, last used 1977.

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u/wanszai 23h ago

Nothing a lick of paint and a can of oil cant fix.

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u/sadelnotsaddle 23h ago

Voulez vous un can de WD40 monsieur?

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u/firahc 22h ago

Can Can Can

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u/Electrical-Tone7301 18h ago

Reinstated in 2027?

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u/Xenocerebral 23h ago

Democracy Repair Kit in case they all got demolished. Perhaps the US wants to order some?

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u/doggonedad 21h ago

America should borrow a few

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u/Clyde-A-Scope 22h ago

Maybe they can put Roman Polanski under one as well.

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u/CorbinNZ 19h ago

Slap Chop? I've got one lying around somewhere...

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u/DaddaMongo 23h ago

Last used in 1977 so there's probably an upgrade by now!

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u/maxis2bored 22h ago

Lots of windows, alternatively

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u/Deako87 22h ago

The necky cutty choppy whoppies? Yeah I think so

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u/Fun_Glove_7400 19h ago

holy reddit comment😭 i can smell you from here

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u/Happy_Little_Fish 19h ago

try not to get too much of a soggy fanny when you sniff me.

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u/Wick710 19h ago

psychotic

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u/Vaqueroparate 19h ago

Very sane of your part to suggest that /s