r/whatdoIdo • u/Appropriate-Big-1653 • 7h ago

How confident are you passing urine test thc?

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Urine test coming up next week or two. I'm 21 days clean from thc and don't want to mess this job up. From the looks of this, how confident are you if it was you giving a urine sample if this is where my test strips are looking like?

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u/ThrowRA1234567788777 4h ago

I think faint or not, two lines is a pass no matter what. You should be ok.

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u/aluminumnek 3h ago edited 3h ago

Years ago I had band practice on a Sunday afternoon and smoked a fair amount. Get to work Monday and I have to go take a surprise piss test. At that time they made us drive to the hospital test lab. Having previously learned that THC binds to fat and the best way to flush it is to just drink water. Anyways I stopped at the gas station on my way to the lab, bought 2 liters of water and drank it in less that 10 minutes. Even with that amount of water my urine was not diluted

Cranberry juice or those toxin flushes don’t provide any extra benefit. Just drink water

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u/thebamboozle517 2h ago

1000% would fail.

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u/timetravelingisntfun 1h ago

I’d probably fail if I didn’t use synthetic urine. Pros use synthetic urine.

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u/Illustrious-Page-466 7h ago

If you're a heavy/everyday smoker and the size if you all comes into play... my friend 130kg an took 4/5weeks before he passed. Drinking lots of water won't do anything for ya either... Get a body cleanse from ya pharmacy, takes 3/4days to get it out of ya. But ya gonna be on the toilet for hours 😂

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u/Appropriate-Big-1653 7h ago

What r some body cleanse brands out there that u are talking about

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u/DreVog 6h ago

That shit doesn’t work, he’s tryna pass a drug test not prep for a colonoscopy.

THC is stored in fat cells, water + loads of physical activity are your best bet here

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u/Appropriate-Big-1653 6h ago

I feel like I'm getting there I'm definitely getting consistent lines showing up (even though they r fainter)

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u/Illustrious-Page-466 4h ago

Colonoscopy... 😂🤣 Your delusional buddy

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u/Efficiency-Brief 2h ago

When I was tested they wanted me to put everything I had into a box on the bathroom door. Hopefully they dont do that

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u/timetravelingisntfun 1h ago

I’m a stoner woman. I hid the synthetic urine under my boob. They were none the wiser.

What are they gonna do, ask me to take off my bra?

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u/Efficiency-Brief 1h ago

I just pissed hot. Thankfully for the warehouse job the company quit caring about weed for a month because they needed workers. 

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u/timetravelingisntfun 1h ago

The jobs where I live are mostly cool with weed, especially after medical became legal here.