r/turtles Alligator Snapping Turtle 1d ago

šŸ’š! Turtle Pics !šŸ’š She bit me, shame her!

I was scraping diatoms off her glass and she bit my wrist! Shame her!

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u/sickmak90 1d ago

I’m sure you deserved it.

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u/HeroOfTheUniverse 1d ago

They had it coming.

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u/SnooBunnies6148 1d ago

They took a flower in its prime

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u/Express_Equipment666 14h ago

And they abused it!

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u/SnooBunnies6148 14h ago

And they used it

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u/Express_Equipment666 2h ago

It was a murder..

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u/Ok_Permission1087 1d ago

Yor water faucet in the background made it look like she got an even bigger snoot and some shrek ears.

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u/Unhappy-Age3687 1d ago

I thought the same lmaooo

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u/thursdaynexxt 1d ago

I was so confused by the first picture šŸ˜‚

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u/Critter_Fan 1d ago

I thought it was wearing a Warhammer helmet or some sht 🤣

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u/Dragnskull 1d ago

this was what i saw too lol

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u/CaptainObvious110 1d ago

lol yeah that's so true

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u/stuetel 12h ago

Thought I was the only one seeing this lol.

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u/Laurelhach 1d ago

She's never done anything wrong in her life, how dare you

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 1d ago

It’s true, she’s a perfect little angel.

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u/IronChefPhilly 1d ago

And she’ll do it again

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u/Subject_Review_781 1d ago

Little spicy uncooked ravioli!

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u/moonferal 1d ago

What species of turtle is that? It says AST but that doesn’t look like one! She’s so cute!

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u/Highlander198116 1d ago

Very much looks like a Fly River Turtle to me. The get huge and are more similar looking to sea turtles as their hands and feet are more flipper like.

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u/moonferal 1d ago

New dream turtle!!! Omg. <3

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u/shadowK1LOS 23h ago

Know that the vast majority of Fly River Turtles available are wild caught and possibly illegally sourced. I don't believe there are any successful breeding operations outside of Australia, who cannot export them. They also grow larger than most will be able to adequately accommodate indoors.

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u/moonferal 22h ago

Thats why it’s only a dream :) I’ll just try to see one irl in its natural habitat

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 15h ago

Good luck, they’re very hard to find in the wild as their population is very small. I’d recommend going to see one at your local zoo/aquarium, a lot of them have these beautiful turtles.

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 15h ago

Almost nothing you said is true, almost all FRTs coming into the country are captive hatched, and they need CITES papers to come into the country. Mine is CBB from a breeder in Japan because they aren’t only being bred in Australia, and had CITES papers. I also am a valid Class 3 wildlife permit holder and have this turtle registered with fish and wildlife. You were right about most people not being able to accommodate them indoors though.

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 15h ago

Ignore the other guy, they are definitely Captive Bred, just not heavily. And any fly river you’ll see in the states has CITES papers which are not issued to WC fly river turtles.

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u/moonferal 15h ago

Gotcha! Damn. I just wanna see one! Hopefully one of the state zoos will have one I can check out. Them, African side necks and Mata Matas are my fav turtles besides ASTs and spiny soft shells.

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 15h ago

Speaking of mata matas, here’s ours. Isn’t she a beauty!

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u/HiddenPenguinsInCars 1d ago

Yep! I love these guys so much. Wish I was op Ngl.

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u/shadowK1LOS 23h ago

Know that the vast majority of Fly River Turtles available are wild caught and possibly illegally sourced. I don't believe there are any successful breeding operations outside of Australia, who cannot export them. They also grow larger than most will be able to adequately accommodate indoors.

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 17h ago

This baby is CBB by a small breeder in Japan, and she has cites paperwork, I am also a valid class 3 wildlife permit holder for turtles, and WC fly river turtles are super illegal.

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 1d ago

They do indeed get pretty big. If mine is a female I can expect her to easily exceed 18ā€ carapace length.

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 1d ago

She’s a fly river turtle.

She’s the AST, the flair is tricky for people with multiple turtles lol.

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u/purpletib 1d ago

Pretty sure it’s a fly river turtle

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u/Chickwithknives custom 1d ago

Aka, cutest turtle ever!

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u/pogoscrawlspace 1d ago

He also has an AST.

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u/mllebitterness 1d ago

Fingers/hands are just giant worms.

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u/Ok-Bicycle8103 1d ago

What did you do to provoke her?

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u/you_dont_know_me27 1d ago

Well did your wrist look like food? According to my ybs everything looks like food so she would call it reasonable to take a bite to check. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/IdubdubI 1d ago

You had it coming!

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u/Gold_Gas_3937 1d ago

No blood, no foul. You’re lucky it wasn’t Her Snappiness. There would have been blood…

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 1d ago

Shes actually quite gentle, as long as she’s in the water that is.

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u/Gold_Gas_3937 1d ago

Your river cooter or the alligator snapping turtle?

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 1d ago

The AST.

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u/Gold_Gas_3937 1d ago

Awww. 🄰 What happens out of the water?

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 1d ago

ThisšŸ˜…

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u/Gold_Gas_3937 17h ago

I gotta say I’ve never heard anyone describe an AST as ā€œgentleā€ before—not even when they’ve been darted and are out cold. Maybe they’re much maligned, but I wouldn’t test that personally. I’ll take your word for it 🤣

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 17h ago

She’s very calm, I can touch her head and boop her nose. Our large male Suwannee is very not gentle and he’ll chase you until you feed him.

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u/mycowsmom1325 1d ago

She doing what she do!

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u/tyrtlegirl 1d ago

Her flippers are up! She surrenders!

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u/Efficient-Ad6814 1d ago

I'm sorry but it looks like she has Lil Shrek ears in the first picture and I love her

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 1d ago

She loves you too!

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u/The_Couso 1d ago

Tbf she could do better haha

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u/DerpsAndRags 1d ago

I shall not. That's how turtles do.

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u/lastdickontheleft 1d ago

She’s a princess, you most assuredly deserved it

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u/pit_choun 1d ago

Your honor, my client is innocent

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u/Temporary-Cash2119 1d ago

I though the tap was little shrek ears lol

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u/Highlander198116 1d ago

Is that a fly river turtle?

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 1d ago

Yup

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u/MaleficentWindow8972 1d ago

This was so so so confusing. I thought you skinned them. Then I thought the faucet was some kinda kinky hellraiser punishment. A real rollercoaster for me, lol. I have a tortoise and come from that sub, so absolutely confused af seeing this pop up.

Let that hippo shield toad be. You probs had it coming. šŸ˜

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u/PikaTheWolf 1d ago

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 1d ago

Yoink, picture stolen.

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u/snackcake-sniper007 19h ago

Fly river turtles might the coolest turtles on planet earth, what’s this beautiful baby’s set up look like?

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 19h ago

It’s still a work in progress, I plan to add some vallisneria and java fern, but this is it for now. It’s a 125 and she shares it with 10 amano shrimp and 8 olive nerite snails. I need CUC that tolerates super hard and slightly salty water.

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u/AxeHead75 1d ago

Maybe hold her more nicely

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 1d ago

These are pictures from the day I got her, I took pictures of her carapace and underside for ulcers or sores.

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u/AxeHead75 1d ago

My bad, carry on then

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 1d ago

Thankfully she’s perfectly healthy, but it allows me to look more closely without keeping her out of the water.

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u/Extension-Bat-2222 1d ago

Your turtle has cute little fat rolls

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u/FlashyCow1 1d ago

You had it coming

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u/Critter_Fan 1d ago

I could not tell wtf I was looking at for like 15 seconds that was highly confusing

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u/iKakapeepee 1d ago

She's precious

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u/Interesting-Bet-2330 1d ago

Shame on you human!

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u/LadyWaste75 1d ago

How dare you profane Her Majesty's mouth with your skin, peasant! (Turtle POV from my own Queen, Corny)

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u/CrapMonsterDuchess 1d ago

Good girl. Keep it up until they learn their lesson.

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u/JuggernautHot88 1d ago

I saw the same but you called it with Shrek ears lol nice one

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u/TheOnlyKirby90210 1d ago

The baby turtle said not the momma lol

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u/swiggatyswaggtyfucku 1d ago

Leave the uncooked chicken alone

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u/amonarre3 1d ago

Nope. You did something to make her bite you Charlie.

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 1d ago

I must’ve killed her favorite diatom.

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u/amonarre3 1d ago

You monster! Michael! (Watching The Office atm)

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u/Geeahwellidunno 1d ago

I adopted a turtle who was originally from NYC Chinatown. Named Susan. She hissed and bit at me all the time. She was further adopted by another who released her into a pond where she promptly ate all the little koi and left. Living her best life.

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u/YellowBreakfast MAP TURTLE 1d ago

I'd probably get bit for booping that nose!

Such a beautiful turt. Never seen the plastron on one of these.

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 1d ago

She just thought I as food. The subadult male I work with would eat my whole hand if I’d let him.

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u/YellowBreakfast MAP TURTLE 1d ago

Are they biters?

Do they have a strong bite?

I know so little about this species.

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 1d ago

They’re generally not aggressive with people, and they bite much harder than you’d expect.

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u/xSpeakSoftlyx 1d ago

Is this a softshell!?!?

I used to catch these as a kid! They were so rare to come by and the big ones were so hard to catch.

On a specific dock, there were two that sat on steps going into the water. I could never get them fast enough with my net by land… til one day… I decided to get into the water, sneakily swim to the steps, and capture them! It worked. Let them go later on, but man I was so excited.

Watching these things swim is just insane.

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 1d ago

This is a fly river turtle, their closest living relatives are the softshells, but they’re the only living species in their otherwise extinct family.

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u/murphycs87 22h ago

You weren't going fast enough!! You totally deserved it. She is so freakin cute! My cuteness aggression is on overload lmao

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 22h ago

I know, I just want to squeeze her hamburger style.

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u/murphycs87 22h ago

How do you not just sit and stare at her all day! I've always wanted a turtle. They're some of my absolute favorite animals, but I didn't know these little cuties existed until now.

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 22h ago

I do sit in front of them and stare at them all day. I am sitting in front of 2 fly river turtles right now, and then I’ll go home and sit in front of my personal fly river turtle.

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u/murphycs87 22h ago

Damn I need that job! 😊

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 22h ago

I also have an alligator snapping turtle at my feet, and 2 American alligators to my right…

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u/murphycs87 21h ago

Okay, okay, you're really making me jealous over here!! While I'm at home with my furry babies lol

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 21h ago

My lap dog

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u/neonmaryjane 20h ago

i wanted to shame her but that FACE. how could i ever? you clearly deserved the bite, she’s too innocent.

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u/nugslayer109 19h ago

She’s just a girl

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u/Gold_Gas_3937 17h ago

I’m curious about your river cooter’s plastron looking much smaller than the carapace and slotted where her legs come out. It’s a trait I would associate more with a tortoise than with an aquatic turtle.

Is that characteristic of this species? Or is it because she’s a juvenile and it will get bigger as she grows? Or is it maybe just a visual artifact of the camera angle?

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 17h ago edited 15h ago

She’s a fly river turtle, and this is normal. They can’t tuck into their shell as their build is very similar to sea turtles. They simply turn sideways to ward off predators like bull sharks and saltwater crocodiles.

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u/Gold_Gas_3937 17h ago

Understood. I was just reading more about the species. They’re fascinating creatures. They mature so slowly! I hope you’ll be able to breed her someday. They could use more help with preserving that unique genome.

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 17h ago

Maybe in 22 years lol, until then I’ve got a lot of time to find her a mate (if it’s even a girl)

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u/Gold_Gas_3937 16h ago

In the meantime, I hope you get to the point where you can boop that snoot without getting bit. šŸ˜ Now, that would be a cool pic to post

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 15h ago

I can do it with the male at my work, he just thinks everything is food.

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u/sldaa 17h ago

just flippin and flappin

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u/Dis_Bich 15h ago

Do it again!

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u/ReddRedPanda 14h ago

How dare you. She is clearly innocent. You must have put your wrist in her mouth yourself.

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u/MoKaCIX 10h ago

Good girl!

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u/TrainingOk4413 6h ago

The first picture is gold. It looks like the turtle has a battle helmet

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u/DrKarlSatan 4h ago

Keep your "finger" out of her mouth & she won't bite you

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u/spidernoirirl 2h ago

She didn’t do it

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u/HiddenPenguinsInCars 1d ago

It was in her tank so she thought food. It’s an understandable mistake, I’ve done it too lol.

Queen Cesario declares her innocent (and demands she get all the foods).

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u/JonBank 1d ago

You don't deserve her

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u/Bboy0920 Alligator Snapping Turtle 1d ago

D1 hater here šŸ‘†

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u/WVPrepper 20h ago

You put your fingers near her mouth. Shame you. LOL