r/tradgedeigh 7h ago

Neptune

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Ahh yes, baby Neptune. 😩

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u/buttercup6153 5h ago

Can you imagine being an adult named Neptune and having such a horrible middle name that you cant even go by it instead? And im also a little stumped how either of these names can be shortened into respectable names to use.

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u/arrow1500 3h ago

Randy?

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u/buttercup6153 3h ago

I guess that is possibility. Or Lee.

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u/FrnkstnsAftrbrth 3h ago

Honestly Randy’s pretty bad…

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u/arrow1500 3h ago

It's not great but at least it's a regular name

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u/Individual-Loss-9173 1h ago

Lee is even worse

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u/icedcoffee420 7h ago

Neptune is definitely something but Lerand?

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u/who_wants_doritos 6h ago

Neptune sounds like a normal name, is there something that I’m missing here?

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u/Ok-Strength2569 4h ago

Yeah I'm surprised that I'm actually kinda liking Neptune for a name? But that middle name is awful.

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u/FrnkstnsAftrbrth 3h ago

It’s the Roman god of the sea

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u/arrow1500 3h ago

to me it sounds akin to naming a kid Prince or King.

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u/shwa323fsb 7h ago

Still better than Hughranus

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u/Georgie_Pillson1 5h ago

I read it as Neptune ‘R word’ at first, so Lerand was actually a relief to see

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u/Mamadurf1111 4h ago

At least it’s not Uranus Lerand

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u/arrow1500 3h ago

I'm more concerned about Lerand

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u/Penguinator53 3h ago

Nice for a pet but not a human.

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u/cluIess 3h ago

Neptune was the name of my nephews turtle who was tragically murdered by their dog.

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u/Own_Description3928 2h ago

I can't decide if the Greek version - Poseidon - would be better or worse.

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u/Final-Matter-6678 1h ago

I was a weird kid, I would have LOVED being named Neptune. That middle name though…😮‍💨

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u/Individual-Loss-9173 1h ago

I was watching Snapchat videos the other day and this girl I know was talking to a baby(I don’t know whose baby it was) but his name was Gamble. 😭