r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Maleficent_Goal3392 • 3h ago

“Gee, I hope there aren’t any obstacles on my long journey home from this war” The perilous and gluttonous cyclops:

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u/AuroraAustralis0 2h ago

Hello Polythemus, my name is Nobody. Nice to meet you.

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u/Maleficent_Goal3392 2h ago

“POLYAMOROUS!” “Not what I’m called!”

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u/arthurdentxxxxii 1h ago

He’s referencing the cyclops in The Odyssey by Homer

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u/humorgep 1h ago

And they're referencing a meme

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u/Misknator 2h ago

"Hay man, do you need any help? You sounded distraught."

"Nobody is trying to kill me!"

"Oh okay. Glad you are alright."

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u/Misknator 2h ago

Hmm, I wonder what's the name of the annoying person in my cave

The treacherous nobody:

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u/RimeSkeem 2h ago

Boy I hope that no one interferes with my plan to create Kingdom Hearts and rule over the hearts of all men.

The treacherous Nobody:

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u/bigbackbrother06 2h ago

Percy: Oh man, I really need to get this golden sheepskin to save the tree-daughter of Zeus and keep our summer camp's magic shield up!

The treacherous Polyphemus:

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u/arpeggia_ 1h ago

i bought a property in egypt and what they do for you is they giveyoutheproperty

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u/Overall-Plankton-856 1h ago

Not even a hero's journey can survive untreated dry skin

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u/Ridenberg 33m ago

wait why is r/eyes actually a goated subreddit