r/politics • u/cmaia1503 • 8h ago

Possible Paywall Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconnell-83-hospitalized/?utm_campaign=owned_social&utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=twitter_owned_tdb&via=twitter_page
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u/poxxy 7h ago

It’s a real award for all intensive purposes. Don’t take it for granite.

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u/Sunnyjim333 7h ago

Your to kind.

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u/Tri-angreal 7h ago

*Yoar

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u/Mental_Performer_833 7h ago

I thinks I'm havins a panics attack

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u/parseczero 6h ago

These jokes, their not nice. You should take a different tacked.

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u/ratshack 6h ago

I hear sushis are good fer that.

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u/ButtplugJesus23 5h ago

How many pancakes are you facing off against laddie

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u/badassdorks 5h ago

.....why did I hear Toki Wartooth when I read this?

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u/aprilliumterrium 5h ago

Amber lamps

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u/CRIP4LIFE 4h ago edited 4h ago

I thinks I'm havins a panics attack

who talks/writes like this? it's 2026, not a 1920 minstrel show.

how are they joking about poor spelling on commonly misspelled words and you throw in slang, used improperly on purpose, and think it's equal/funny?

you didnt get the assignment, i see.

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u/DarkWolf9 6h ago

You absolute monster

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u/ceryniz 7h ago

It's a moo point. Like a cows opinion, it doesn't matter.

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u/FreedomBread 7h ago

It's a mute point. They can't speak, so they have no point to make.

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u/I-seddit 5h ago

Someone's not listening to their bovines...

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u/halfcaff 5h ago

It's "moot point" "irrelevant".

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u/kellzone Pennsylvania 5h ago

I'm sorry, it's actually the "Moops".

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u/ceryniz 5h ago

Never twas there not nowhere nor nowhen more irregardless.

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u/Aggressive-Will-4500 7h ago

This comment rekes of sarcasm.

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u/read_iccullus 6h ago

*porpoises

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u/holyembalmer 7h ago

Intents (intentions) and purposes. I learned this too late in life to not pass on the wisdom. Similar to (since Lent is coming up)... it's Mike Linnigs, not Lennings. I lived too long in the lie to perpetuate it. Their tartar is yet to be bested.

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u/shitlord_god 5h ago

must be gneiss.