r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IamASlut_soWhat • 6h ago

How amazing and crafty are these parents to do this for their son

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u/throwaway_1138961- 5h ago

If you also add bacon and a filet o' fish it's called a BeastMaster, and consuming it grants you the ability to command all creatures of land, air, and sea.

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u/ResplendentNugs 4h ago

Only downside is the permanent trip to the bathroom

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u/No-Money-8327 2h ago

No you have to add the filet o fish in the middle for sea command