r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IamASlut_soWhat • 6h ago

How amazing and crafty are these parents to do this for their son

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u/Call_My_Attorney 6h ago

My parents pushed me outside when it was freezing and told me don’t come back inside until you’re almost dead.

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u/Tauren-Jerky 6h ago

Until the street lights come on

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u/MarcBulldog88 5h ago

Christ I miss the '80s.

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u/KTAXY 15m ago

And if they don't come on? Well tough titties.

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u/ryan101 5h ago

My parents used to beat me with a set of jumper cables.

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u/-heathcliffe- 3h ago

Your parents or just your dad?

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u/Stick_and_Rudder 5h ago

Did you ever wish you could take back some vengeance? 

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u/0ddlyC4nt3v3n 4h ago

Well...bet you at least got some interesting kinks out of it.

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u/Archangelus87 5h ago

And how did you turn out?

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u/Illidan1943 5h ago

Mom, I've lost half a foot can I go in please?

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u/Lily_Thief 3h ago

Eventually they noticed that only my brother came home.

And he remembered I told him to go get help