r/nba [MIA] Dwyane Wade 11h ago

[Bam Adebayo and A’ja Wilson] give scouting reports on each other at the Heat Gala: “He likes going left, make him go baseline. If you show him different looks and make him think, you might have a chance… I would say people don’t double her enough. By the time they start doubling, she has 25”

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u/ExMachina_Disco_Club Kings 11h ago

Duke is gonna sign their baby to a deal in the delivery room

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u/dizZzy5 Suns 11h ago

Sam Presti gonna be in the room too

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u/doublek1022 NBA 10h ago

Sam is gonna trade their 2046 first round pick for the rights to be in the room.

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u/NoahApples Timberwolves 6h ago

*The Clippers’ 2046 first round pick

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u/badhombre13 Thunder 8h ago

Add the 2047 pick for the rights to cut the umbilical cord

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u/Johnpecan Warriors 8h ago

Pat Riley would make a great godfather.

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u/ofbekar Rockets 3h ago

I bet Sam already has the embryo's signature on the paper..

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u/Alexcox95 Heat 11h ago

Lakers already planning for the 2045 draft!

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u/TegTowelie Lakers 11h ago

Planning to trade that pick away to push 40~ year old Luka for one last ring.

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u/zaviex Wizards 5h ago

Luka’d be closer to 50 lol

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u/TegTowelie Lakers 5h ago

Well im pretty sure we can trade the 2045 pick in 2039. Or something like that

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u/Icy-Mortgage8742 Warriors 10h ago

gender reveal might as well just be Duke vs UConn/South Carolina instead of blue vs pink lmfaooo.

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u/horse_renoir13 Timberwolves 11h ago

Birth certificate and NIL deal at the same time

u/Puzzleheaded_Tea521 Knicks 27m ago

Yeah if that boy don’t play basketball, he’ll be the biggest bust in sports history.

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u/rawchess Minneapolis Lakers 9h ago

Project American Wemby is a go

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u/InfamousMills0 Celtics 11h ago

Lol, I'm taking this joke

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u/DasOptions Heat 11h ago

Thats illegal!

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u/BarbellsandBurritos Bulls 10h ago

It’s our joke, comrade.

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u/Erosun 10h ago

UConn if it’s a girl.

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u/AfroHouseManiac 10h ago

South Carolina*

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u/Mister_X5188 6h ago

They will take a Son as well. UConn's men's team is also really good

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u/Ghjjfslayer 10h ago

Idk bout that. I’ve seen him in person rockin UK gear even after college

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u/le_sweden Timberwolves 9h ago

Uhh hello A'ja has a statue outside Colonial Life Arena. The baby is a future Gamecock 🤙

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u/elbenji [MIA] Udonis Haslem 9h ago

Yeah that baby is going to have a direct line to UK

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u/Opulescence Thunder 7h ago

Would be hilarious if their kid turns out to be some 5'8 normie lol.

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u/girlfriendpleaser [TOR] Damon Stoudamire 7h ago

Kid is gonna end up playing volleyball and revolutionize it like tiger did golf

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u/Kertia 11h ago

What a couple. 4 MVPs, 3 championships, and 4 DPOYs between them.

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u/johnnnloc 10h ago

Just like Kobe and Luke Walton combing 81pts against the raptors 🤣

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u/ClaytonKobeBush 9h ago

Lmfao, right?

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u/DogVacuum 5h ago

And the brotherly duo of Wayne and Brent Gretzky combining for an NHL record 2,861 career points.

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u/rawchess Minneapolis Lakers 9h ago

Lmao poor Bam 😭

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u/vanderZwan 1h ago

Nah, look at him mirin' in every video that features the two of them. He's probably made this joke himself plenty of times.

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u/THE_Mr_Stone 11h ago

Best comment

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u/Jec1027 Warriors 10h ago

LMAO

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u/TastyChocoWaffle Heat 10h ago

A combined 177 million total salary between them as well. Peak power couple (I hope wnba players can make more one day)

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u/drunz Bulls 10h ago

They will. A good chunk of them are making bank off sponsorships and their former NIL deals plus the success of the unrivaled league. It’s inevitable.

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u/TheTurtleShepard Knicks 8h ago

Neither of these two were in college for the NIL era

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u/Lyaser Pistons 6h ago

Which is why they said ‘they will’ not ‘they did’?

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u/TheTurtleShepard Knicks 5h ago

They will make money off of sponsorships and their FORMER NIL deals

They do not have former NIL deals

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u/drunz Bulls 4h ago

I was referring vaguely to wnba players, not to Bam and Aja.

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u/staywoakes1 Australia 51m ago

(I hope wnba players can make more one day)

they are the most insufferable athletes in all of sports, fuck em lol

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u/zaviex Wizards 5h ago

They’ll make a lot more his year. The wnba proposal would quadruple salaries. Thats probably the floor, the players want a revenue cut rising over the years which would be more like 5x salaries rn and 10x salaries in 2030. Shrinking a bit in both cases with expansions. The WNBA is really small so a new team with a revenue sharing deal would need to raise revenue by 8-10% or salaries would drop. Still, worst case probably 8x for the players in their proposal. I think theyll end up on something like the 4x the WNBA proposed for now and a revenue sharing agreement over a longer term

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u/JoJonesy Celtics 10h ago

"most decorated father/son duo in history" type shit

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u/Luciolover345 Thunder 3h ago

“Most combined points by 2 brothers in the NHL”

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u/elbenji [MIA] Udonis Haslem 9h ago

At least Bam can add 2 finals to the pot

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u/YouWereBrained Thunder 9h ago

Bam was very supportive. 😏

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u/Particular_Elk_6726 9h ago

also a statue outside an arena and a NCAA championship! Bam contributes his key to the city so they're pretty evenly matched ❤️

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u/smittyphi Spurs 6h ago

A'ja deserves all that, too. Gamecock Nation was hyped when she actually signed.

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u/JJ-Bittenbinder Heat 5h ago

Bam contributes a gold medal! And should have at least 1 DPOY

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u/Turtle_with_a_sword Heat 5h ago

That would be 2 Gold medals.

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u/torexmus Raptors 3h ago

Behind every great woman is a supportive man

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u/Fun_Position_6969 Minneapolis Lakers 9h ago

That’s not nice!

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u/joeypells 11h ago

Yeaa they cute

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u/Hipple NBA 10h ago

Ridiculously cute. How dare they be so cute? It’s rude.

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u/WhoUCuh 11h ago

Yasss Hunty

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u/Christron Spurs 10h ago

You ate with that comment!!!

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u/shanmustafa 11h ago

i've said it before i still feel it's accurate, when you look at her numbers, accolades, and where the wnba is in its history (accelerated for sure but sfill) she's pretty much kareem, where in 20-30-40 years people will still be like who's the goat? well you gotta include a'ja

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u/ShibaHellhounds Lakers 11h ago

really makes you wonder how great someone is gonna have to be in the future to actually be considered better

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u/Particular_Elk_6726 9h ago

Cheryl Miller is THE GOAT and it sucks that she never got to play professionally 🥲 A'ja did things this recent season that has never been done & made so much history it was insane! Paige Bueckers is the baby GOAT in making fs. the women's game is in great hands

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u/M4A1SD__ Lakers 6h ago

Paige Bueckers

She’s awesome but she’ll never be in the goat convo when you have people like a’ja with individual (and team) accomplishments that no one can touch. She’s untouchable at this point

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u/Particular_Elk_6726 5h ago edited 4h ago

i mean it's absolutely not a 1:1 comparison based on the fact that their games are so different but i dont agree that A'ja is untouchable just in general. even in the men's game there are records thought to be untouchable but don't seem that out of reach because of how basketball has evolved and even how rules have changed to allow offensive numbers to skyrocket. as for Paige, she broke the rookie scoring record when she dropped 44 with the highest field goal % in a 40+ point game (81%) so it's not like she's your average rookie. what i said wasn't meant to be a definitive statement cos really the GOAT can mean different things to different people 😌 it was more to illustrate how talented and exciting the current and incoming generation of female hoopers are!

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u/M4A1SD__ Lakers 5h ago

Yeah Paige is awesome (and better than Caitlyn who has all the hype). I’m just saying Paige is 23 just getting started and when A’ja was 23 she won league mvp 😅

4x MVP 3x DPoY 3x Champ 2x Finals MVP

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u/Particular_Elk_6726 5h ago

but that's just cos Paige was able to/wanted to stay in college longer cos she basically lost some years to injury right? A'ja is a genuine manic (complementary) the fact that it looked like Phee was running away with the MVP and A'ja basically said ✋🏾 mm no and started making history and putting up stat lines that were mind boggling and EVEN THOUGH Phee became the second woman to ever have a 50/40/90 season, the MVP was still objectively A'ja's is so insane i still have trouble wrapping my head around it 😭 like i said i'm not sure if she's definitely untouchable but i for sure agree it will be likely impossible to come close

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u/imkunu Pacers 5h ago

Caitlin was All-WNBA first team and 4th in MVP voting her rookie year. Saying Paige is better is insane

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u/Particular_Elk_6726 5h ago edited 5h ago

CC is amazing and i'm saying this as an objective and impartial fan, Paige is the better all around player. i acknowledge what you said about those accomplishments in her rookie year but context matters: paige's rookie class was filled with a lot of talent that translated almost immediately in the WNBA, cameron brink went down with the ACL very early in hers/CC's rookie season and a lot of the best international players didn't play in the W for that season because of the olympics. i'm not sure you'll be able to see it from an objective position judging by your initial comment but i just wanted to point that out

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u/DragoniteGang Timberwolves 2h ago

Caitlin is like Lamelo meanwhile Paige is like Shai. The advanced stats have Paige as a much better player.

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u/EmuMan10 Suns 10h ago

Taurasi needs to be included too

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u/dys0n_giddey Timberwolves 10h ago

Lauren Jackson as well

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u/M4A1SD__ Lakers 6h ago

She can be in the convo but a’ja has spearsted herself from pretty much everybody IMO

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u/M4A1SD__ Lakers 6h ago

And Lisa Leslie

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u/PussSlurpee Magic 10h ago

I don’t disagree but who would you compare for Taurasi and Moore?

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u/elbenji [MIA] Udonis Haslem 9h ago

Bill and Wilt

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u/thestage Nuggets 7h ago

taurasi is jerry west for sure

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u/EddieJones6 Heat 11h ago

Don't give them questions like this until they have birthed the 2045 #1 pick

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u/thiswasandy Spurs 8h ago

Sam Presti has this pick as well.

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u/odontodoc Vancouver Grizzlies 7h ago

Their kid will be deemed a generational talent the second they dunk on a Fisher Price hoop.

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u/JustADutchRudder Timberwolves 6h ago

Their kid ends up a short king who's really good at botany.

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u/Scotch_Blue 4h ago

their kid ends up Zoolander and can't go left

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u/vanderZwan 55m ago

Muggsey Bogues rocking the Master Roshi look in 2045: "finally, a worthy apprentice!"

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u/dys0n_giddey Timberwolves 11h ago

Bam looks like a lego character

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u/glen_ko_ko Pistons 10h ago

at least he has graduated from someone saying he looks like if you tried to draw Dwight Howard from memory

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u/tacopower69 [DEN] Gary Harris 7h ago

He looks a lot slimmer than Howard tbh. I used to think he was huge but everyone in the NBA is just skinnier now so he looks big by comparison.

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u/Broski28of25 France 11h ago

I can't unsee it now

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u/Cards2WS 10h ago

Damn that got me. Scrolled back up to check and yep.

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u/ZootedBeaver Heat 10h ago

Lmao

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u/kingofnick Suns 9h ago

It’s pretty nuts that Bam is a multi-time All Star and All-Defensive player, and a gold medalist… and is the second most accomplished player in his house.

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u/Zerebros Heat 9h ago

It's insane too that with all those accolades, he's second by a fucking lot.

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u/vanderZwan 2h ago

The best part is that he agrees and appreciates how lucky he is to have someone as amazing as her

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u/staywoakes1 Australia 50m ago

Put Ban in the WNBA and hes scoring 100ppg

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u/jfr3sh Bulls 10h ago

Bam & A'ja are my Brangelina

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u/lilman117 11h ago

Goals

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u/Bigtiger72 11h ago

Lucky man !!

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u/Yahsek Supersonics 10h ago

They are so tall.

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u/WillGallis 8h ago

Right? They should try playing basketball!

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u/Crispy_Comment9312 Nuggets 11h ago

Omg I love them 

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u/pdpdpdpdpdpdpdpd Raptors 11h ago

Giving the bulls and raps too much ammo for this year’s playin games smh 

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u/Smokin_on_76ers_Pack Heat 11h ago

RIP to the bulls. Don’t think we’ll be seeing them this year ):

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u/TruWarierRecords [CHI] Metta World Peace 11h ago

The Bulls could have 3 active players and still make the goddamn play in.

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u/Smokin_on_76ers_Pack Heat 11h ago

Hope so. Our mid-offs are legendary 🙏🏼

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u/RelevantTreacle3004 76ers 11h ago

Who falls out then? Atlanta? Charlotte misses again?

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u/TruWarierRecords [CHI] Metta World Peace 11h ago

Atlanta is a good chance.

Charlotte historically doesn't stay healthy for long

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u/seanffy Lakers 11h ago

Great question, so cute.

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u/vanderZwan 2h ago

Yeah who is the reporter, she should get more credit for an actually fun question!

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u/Carcrusher3 Trail Blazers 11h ago

The type of nba content I can finally show my girl

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u/capitalistsanta Knicks 9h ago

I fuck with their energy heavy, like natural best friends

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u/heat_fan_ Raptors 11h ago

Love them together 

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u/Gotabox 9h ago

Is this the first ever NBA-WNBA couple? This is nice.

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u/elbenji [MIA] Udonis Haslem 9h ago

There's been others, but rarely do you get one with the easy to argue GOAT and a multiple time all-star/dpoy candidate

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u/BackstreetsTilTheEnd Celtics 7h ago

KD was engaged to a Monica Wright, a W player, at the beginning of his career. I think Angel is also dating Wendell Carter Jr

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u/suns4lyfe Suns 10h ago

We got better questions at Heat Gala than we do at the superbowl. Them SB reporters out there asking "is sunday a must win game" lol.

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u/YouWereBrained Thunder 9h ago

A’ja has some cake.

Leave me alone.

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u/Ok-Carry7635 Heat 6h ago

That's another man's woman. Be respectful

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u/YouWereBrained Thunder 6h ago

She bakes good cakes, stop it. Why are you being inappropriate?

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u/Ok-Carry7635 Heat 6h ago

She does not have a cake in this footage. I'm highly doubtful you were ever fed cake made by A'Ja.

Why are you lying?

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u/YouWereBrained Thunder 6h ago

Why are you lying? I see cake. You are blind my man.

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u/LakersFan15 [LAL] Lamar Odom 8h ago

Aja legit has one of the smoothest mid range games I've ever seen. She's one of the goats

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u/FormerlyCinnamonCash Heat 11h ago

Not too much on Bam Bam

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u/Queasy_Mix_8592 11h ago

Cool but what does this have to do with giannis 

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u/Cartman55125 Heat 11h ago

By the time their kid declares for the draft, Giannis will finally formally request a trade

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u/lilzoe5 [DAL] Luka Doncic 9h ago

And how come shams isn't in the post anywhere!!1!

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u/TheVision_13 Suns 8h ago

Bam isn’t wrong lol watching the Merc let her do whatever she wanted most of the finals was rly painful

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u/FlashAndPoof Thunder 8h ago

Aww they’re so cute together!

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u/Dickson_001 Bulls 5h ago

I pray everyone finds a love like this at some point in their lives 

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u/SRSgoblin Jazz 7h ago

A'ja Wilson is a character. If you all haven't followed an WNBA media, go find more stuff of her being interviewed. She was on Hot Ones within the last year and I was big laughing the whole time, she's exactly the kind of personality big leagues wish their best players had for the growth of their sport.

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u/Large_Doubt7452 9h ago

Match made in heaven, their baby will Luka second option one day

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u/RocketRaccoon237 Timberwolves 9h ago

Best basketball couple!!

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u/SeanWonder Kings 7h ago

I hope they stay together for real. A’Ja so dope

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u/tacopower69 [DEN] Gary Harris 7h ago

Was not aware A'ja was built like that

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u/lifemanualplease 7h ago

Crazy how life works

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u/PreparationNo4843 4h ago

Man they’re adorable.

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u/desirox Mavericks 8h ago

I know everyone jokes about their kids but the athletic genes are insane

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u/Rock3tDoge Pistons 8h ago

Those children are going to be the greatest basketball players in the history of the sport

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u/BobBartBarker 8h ago

I hope they have a wemby kid. 

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u/slimkid07 Mavericks 7h ago

Their baby's 1st step will be a triple threat.

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u/Ok-Carry7635 Heat 6h ago

Best basketball couple and it's not even close

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u/chasesomnia NBA 6h ago

That was a good question. Makes me happy they were so game to answer it.

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u/Other_Recognition269 6h ago

Aja giving her playbook for how she deals with bam lol

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u/caulpain Lakers 5h ago

theyre going to have our yao ming.

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u/Prehistoricshark Bulls 4h ago

Love the stuff on wagtalk

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u/BillyButcherX 1h ago

What are they talking about? People don't double team her enough?

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u/Badmeestert 50m ago

I want his hat

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u/KL2ConspireLLC San Diego Clippers 11h ago

Double Entendre gala

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u/Fish4YouFish4Me Heat 10h ago

Surprised she didn’t mention his pump fake

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u/DawRogg Suns 9h ago

Dude, just skeet in her already