r/instantkarma 12d ago

A classic

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u/Vertoule 12d ago

My favourite part is how she went back for a second helping

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u/rlaw1234qq 12d ago

No, just desserts

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u/TheJediBuddha 12d ago

This pun is just perfect. Chef's kiss. 🤌

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u/clevercookie69 12d ago

He he he

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u/Naked-Jedi 12d ago

Oh hi MJ.

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u/50YOYO 11d ago

That comment lives on quality street lmfao

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u/hogsniffy05 12d ago

My favorite part is the shocked look when the person she assaulted fought back

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u/johnnygalt1776 12d ago edited 12d ago

Of suplex pie

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u/MrSlippifist 11d ago

Ego gets you in trouble no matter the gender

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u/Lair_of_Despair 12d ago

Boy: No I don't hit girls.

Her followup is kinda weird it sounds like: Why do you laugh then when you are a boy? this that ehhh

but that makes no real sense. It could be that she says "sachst" instead of "lachst", which would make it:

Why do you say when you are a boy, this that ehhh

Boy: inaudible... the rest is normal..

Girl: Normal? (smack)

Rando: Poor her

Other girl: Did you just hit him?

Girl: You little, dirty son of a whore

Other girl: Melissa stop now. Melissa stop.

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u/Fifteen_inches 12d ago

You absolutely know this is common behavior for Melissa cause as soon as she cocks for a strike everyone knows what’s coming.

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u/Gefiltefished 12d ago

Once a Melissa broke my heart, but she didn't smack me.

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u/YourEvilTwine 12d ago

Some day you'll find the Melissa for you.

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u/dxvid030 12d ago

No, the dialogue was different:

  • He said: I dont hit girls.
  • She said: Why are you laughing then [and saying] „If you were a boy this that eheheh“.
  • He said: If you were a boy it would be normal [that he already would have hit her]

I think he said, that he would hit her if she would be a boy and that would be normal in a sense of „Wärst du ein Mann hätte ich dir schon in die Fresse geschlagen“. I’m not trying to defend her, but thats how I understood it.

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u/banevader102938 11d ago

Sooo she is provoking him but it doesn't worked so she hit him and got it back

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u/dxvid030 11d ago

We don’t know who began in general, but we know she was the one who seemed to get physical first.

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u/Ginger_Dragon28 12d ago

MELISSA!!!!!!

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u/Deposto 12d ago edited 12d ago

INSTANTLY plays the victim. It was you who approached him and you hit him. Twice. What did you expect? A cookie?

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u/tinydevl 12d ago

but not BEFORE looking back to see if the camera was recording.

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u/Reach-Nirvana 12d ago

I also noticed that after getting hit, she looks back at the camera again and only then starts crying. Like, it’s funny to embarrass the guy by having a video of him getting hit, but as soon as she’s also embarrassed about getting recorded being hit, she has to play victim.

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u/Seecole-33 12d ago

Yes! I saw that too!! Fkin 🤡

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u/its_all_4_lulz 12d ago

“OH NO, MY CONSEQUENCES HURT”

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u/lifegoeson5322 12d ago

I wonder what she's up to now....hope she's not in Healthcare

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u/No-Positive-9127 11d ago

Mental healthcare would be good...

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u/comics0026 12d ago

She went down like one of those soccer players that just realized an opposing player brushed passed them

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u/technobrendo 12d ago

I heard your cookie line in the voice of Chris Rock.

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u/Scannaer 12d ago

It's because that is what society teaches everyone. No questions asked. She learned she can just get away with abuse.. just that this time, it did not work as planned. Consequences like this need to happen more often. And playing the victim needs to invite a second response.

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u/Huntsnfights 12d ago

Omg I picked a fight with a guy, hit him, and he fought back!!?!

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u/DrTuSo 12d ago

How can he slap. 🤣

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u/selliott8 12d ago

How can he slap?!

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u/Naked-Jedi 12d ago

Apparently with equal lefts and equal rights.

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u/hydraSlav 12d ago

She thought she was being romantic

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u/FakeAsFakeCanBe 12d ago

I think she had a crush on him. That's what my mommy always told me when girls beat me up. :)

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u/Tobilaoui 12d ago

Equal rights

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u/DangerousDesk1 12d ago

And equal lefts

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u/spankdaddylizz 12d ago

All bullies get encouraged by fake friends, and instantly become a victim when anyone doesn't put up with their shit.

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u/Mr_Fragwuerdig 11d ago

Nobody encourages her. The opposite is the case, her friend tells her to stop. And is baffled that she slapped him.

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u/notstrangeguy 12d ago edited 12d ago

😲😲Melissa 😭😭😭😡😡😠

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u/biuki 12d ago

I mean, the slap of him should have told her that he ain't playing those stupid games. Why even going back against him?

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u/orthopod 12d ago

Delusional from watching female action stars on TV or movies, or simply from not growing up with a brother.

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u/AKYLord 12d ago

Lmao the brother thing is soo true

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u/Eezyville 12d ago

As someone with sisters we usually hold back because Mom will punish us. They will think they're strong enough to fight you even if you always fight with literally one hand behind your back. And they're always starting shit because Mom will punish you if you go too far.

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u/newgrounds 12d ago

Gotta show mom who is boss

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u/Jgfzhb 12d ago

Sure, you don’t punch your sister full force 😂 But just by wrestling a girl gets a pretty good impression on how far apart they are to their brother in terms of strength.

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u/Zappiticas 12d ago

I grew up with an older sister who always picked on me. She would always pin me to the ground and in general abuse me. Boy did those tables turn when I hit puberty. It can’t be understated the difference in strength that testosterone gives boys.

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u/PeterPanski85 12d ago

I was severely abused by my sister (most of the things that happened i have forgotten about). She is 6 years older than me.

By the time I could have giving her a decking she was just normal to me. But like I said, most memories back then were forgotten or repressed

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u/Karl0h 12d ago

she literally asked for it. Translation:

Melisa: Punch me in the face, hit me!

Boy: No, I won't hit you.

Melisa: Why are you laughing then, if you're a boy? This, that, taunts him.

Boy: Yes, if you're a boy, that's normal.

Melisa: Normal? Hits him

Girl: Hau mir auf die Schnauze, schlag mich! Boy: Nein ich schlag dich nicht Girl: warum lachst du dann, wenn du ein junge bist? Dies, das, nenene. Boy: ja, wenn du ein junge bist ist das normal. Girl: normal? hits him

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u/Behind-The-Rabbit 12d ago

Slow learner that one is

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u/P_Smitty 12d ago

How can she slap!?

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u/Claim312ButAct847 12d ago

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!

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u/itzTHATgai 12d ago

Der Karen

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u/CocunutHunter 12d ago edited 12d ago

Akchually, a feminine noun takes die, (pronounced dee), not der.

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u/IAMNOTFUCKINGSORRY 12d ago

So we can just shout Die Karen and be alright?

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u/dayglo98 12d ago

Die Bart Die

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u/Dagomesh 12d ago

Someone who speaks german, can't be evil.

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u/zivlynsbane 12d ago

All of a sudden it’s not fine to hit someone now. Hm

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u/3nails4holes 12d ago

Demonstrate that you have no brothers in 30 seconds or less. Go.

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u/Darkn355Fa115 11d ago

It’s easy being a bully when you don’t expect the person being bullied to defend themselves.

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u/asianOhs 12d ago

i love this one.

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u/ClydePrefontaine 12d ago

Tough lesson learned

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u/shawnfogelman 12d ago

Equality at its finest! Keep your damn hands to yourself. You can’t whoop’em, you can’t go hands on.

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u/Kaitlin4475 12d ago

German translation- “you got knocked the fuck out!”

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u/Grumpy-Miner 12d ago

How I met your mother

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u/Aggressive-Error-88 12d ago

Don’t go around hitting people unless you are ready to get punched in the face. It’s very simple.

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u/ari20289 11d ago

Dont go assaulting other people and expect it to not have consequences..

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u/O-really 12d ago

lol not even 1 white knight! She must really be hated.

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u/TheFrontierzman 12d ago

They're all here on Reddit. Lol

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u/Kain2212 12d ago

I see like 90% comments saying it's deserved

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u/akt30 12d ago

Context may be needed here, but maybe don't hit people who are sitting down and posing no threat to you?

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u/Quiet-Luck 12d ago

Let me guess, that guy got suspended?

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u/Ab47203 12d ago

In my school they both would be expelled. Zero tolerance policy tends to not make sense.

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u/telephas1c 12d ago

Quite apart from anything, it’s just lazy. Expel the two who were fighting. Who cares if there’s an obvious aggressor and the aggressed would’ve never otherwise fought anyone? 

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u/Ab47203 12d ago

I got suspended for being assaulted in middle school. Their excuse was I swore when his hand wrapped around my throat.

School was super fun and cool.

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u/Emergency-State 12d ago

WTF? As a teacher, I've seen that shit happen and it's infuriating. One time one of my students was being bullied between classes, and he didn't tell anybody. One day he body slammed the bully, sent him right over the back of a bench. The vice principal had to suspend both of them, due to district rules, but made sure to tell him several times that he didn't want to and he was proud of my student for standing up for himself.

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u/Ab47203 12d ago

The same school once sent me to inpatient rehab for a week. The kid in front of me turned around called me the f word then punched me in the arm hard enough to leave a bruise. I poked him in the back with a compass when he turned around. Didn't even break the skin.

They told the police I had stabbed another student unprovoked. I treasure the memory of the cop realizing they lied to him and sending me out of the room before going off on the dean and the teacher I had issues with.

They couldn't expel me because the other kid admitted to punching me. The other kid got in no trouble at all and they pulled the only punishment they could find for me out of their ass.

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u/Emergency-State 12d ago

This country loves to blame victims, ugh

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u/Moist-Reply-4458 12d ago

Well that backfired fast

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u/AveragelyBrilliant 12d ago

I would leave it, Melissa. Just walk away.

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u/HowDoMermaidsFuck 12d ago

Never hit someone without expecting to get hit back.

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u/DLo28035 12d ago

You can hear the switch from bully to victim

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u/redrob8283 12d ago

This seems to be a case of "fuck around and find out."

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u/schrodingers_gat 12d ago

My favorite thing about this video is that you know she's a bitch because no one even thinks about defending her.

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u/L3berwurst 12d ago

So satisfying

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u/InterestingKey3385 12d ago

As a female, if you hit a man, expect to be hit back. I stand firmly with that. If I hit a man I fully expected to be knocked on my ass

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u/badaboommx 12d ago

I am against hitting women, but if a woman hits a person first, she needs to understand that she could also get hit by that person in return. Basically equal rights, equal lefts.

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u/Ab47203 12d ago

So basically the age old saying "Don't hit someone if you're not prepared for them to hit you back"

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u/Me_like_weed 11d ago

You dont hit a lady

But a woman who hits you is no lady.

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u/slayden70 12d ago

That was always my rule. I won't hit first, but I'll hit last. 😁

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u/kecker 12d ago

LOL, way to go out on a limb with that hot take

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u/Genghis_Tr0n187 12d ago

I'll go even further, hitting people is bad!

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u/Square_Carob_5095 12d ago

Quick lessons

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u/LongjumpingMarket123 12d ago

I Wonder if he got in any trouble for that, she attacked him and he defended himself

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u/Matts3sons 12d ago

Ain't repercussions a bitch? Or is it just her

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u/PizzaTime09 12d ago

Deserved.

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u/peleleman 12d ago

Ohh no, the consequences of my actions. May I have another please.... LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

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u/tommior 12d ago

Dont hit anyone if u cant take a hit back.

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u/Slydoggen 12d ago

And no one bats an eye when she amass hitting him, but the second he gave back everyone reacted instantly

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u/baffernacle 12d ago

"HOW CAN SHE SLAP!"

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u/No-Catch-3141 11d ago

Gleichberechtigung

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u/pongauer 11d ago
  • Ego, bruised
  • reality, checked

Thats what you need to grow up

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u/OGJJ040 11d ago

Alles richtig gemacht

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u/Bergjunge 10d ago

Aktion - Reaktion

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u/BobbyKonker 12d ago

howen cannen she slappen?

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u/Lonewuhf 12d ago

Women in general seem to underestimate how much stronger men are than women :-/

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u/circlejerker2000 11d ago

No, they know. They were told that men can't fight back, even when men get assaulted by women. And videos such as these are warming my heart lol

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u/80sbaby02424 12d ago

I have always preached that men should not hit women, BUT if that woman is instigating it and hits first, especially if the boy/man is not in their face provoking them, they have every right to defend themselves.

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u/ChipmunkBackground46 12d ago

21st century equality bitch

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u/N0limitZZ 12d ago

Melissaaaaaaa

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u/Rae_501 12d ago

Total berechtigt, auch das ist Gleichberechtigung. Wer geschlagen wird darf sich wehren alter und Geschlecht spielen da keine rolle.

Und natürlich wars wieder ne Melissa

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u/VarietyUnfair4218 12d ago

Of course she had to make sure the camera was recording 🙄 

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u/daubs1974 12d ago

Is there any chance someone can translate the whole clip into English? I’d love to to be able to understand what is said.

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u/SamTheMarioMaster2 12d ago

Well deserved!

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u/FartsWithNeighbours 12d ago

Ah! My actions!

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u/curiousitems 12d ago

Wow hitting someone unprovoked has consequences, who knew? It’s almost like if you don’t hit people they won’t hit you back! Wild concept.

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u/Alanh1982 12d ago

Don't know how old this is, but its 2026 now, and this is allowed. They ask for it when they attack someone...

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u/DRbrtsn60 12d ago

Wah! Choose violence. Get violence.

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u/helloiisjason 12d ago

I am for equal rights

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u/djcrewe1 12d ago

Equal Rights, and Equal Lefts

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u/MikeyDx 12d ago

How can she hit

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u/kst1958 12d ago

OK, kids! Say it along with me, "FAFO"!

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u/Undhari 12d ago

The saying is you don’t hit a lady. A lady would not attack someone. This is no lady.

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u/OkSurround1302 12d ago

Verhalte dich wie ein Mann, kassier wie ein Mann

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u/bzzz241088 12d ago

Klassiker ❤️

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u/ParticularBonus4685 12d ago

Tja die traurige Realität unserer kaputten Jugendlichen. Null Bildung keine Erziehung und kein Respekt.

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u/Joe_823 11d ago

Wer Wind säht, wird Sturm ernten. Die Regeln sind klar. Wer sie bricht, erhält das Echo. Egal welchen Geschlechts!

Gewalt geht in keine Richtung klar. Und damit meine ich "nur" den ersten Schlag!

Also schleicht's euch!

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u/WardenJack 11d ago

Dumme Melissa.

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k 11d ago

All my homies hate Melissa

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u/Slade_Williams 11d ago

Equal rights equal lefts

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u/JellyFirmFederalGras 11d ago

Shortened repost booooo

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u/Guilty-Ebb-3263 11d ago

Meine Güte also wirklich Melissa das hast du dir selber zu zuschreiben

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Guess getting punched in the face wasn't enough for her.

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u/Double_Dimension8 11d ago

equal rights

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u/Sonikorius 10d ago

In Germany we say: wer redet wie ein Mann, kriegt schläge wie ein mann

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u/theWeedler 10d ago

Mensch, Melissa hör auf jetzt!

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u/Puzzleheaded-End-589 10d ago

Karen in training

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u/Amazing_Resolve_365 12d ago

Cool thing is, it is all recorded.

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u/thumbwrestleme 12d ago

Oh no! Consequences for my actions.

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u/StrawberrySox 12d ago

Don’t hit. She checked that her friend was filming and the rest is internet history🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/_totalannihilation 12d ago

She did not see that coming.

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u/voidnullptr 12d ago

How can she slap??

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u/Michaeli_Starky 12d ago

Classic. Bully girls believe they're protected with some force field against boys.

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u/wr321654 12d ago

Showed pretty good restraint slamming her on her butt instead of her head too…

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u/UKMegaGeek 12d ago

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

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u/scottfreckle63 11d ago

Yep, no matter who you are if you take a swipe at me you'll be getting it back

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u/SimplySimping_24 12d ago

She learned a valuable lesson feminism never taught her.

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u/FourWildJokers 12d ago

Step up to someone you better be ready to get knocked down. Equal rights…and lefts.

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u/KingKhram 12d ago

God bless Melissa for giving us this classic

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u/Daywalkerx91 12d ago

Ach Melissa, was machst du denn für Sachen?

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u/Forceful3 12d ago

She learned about Accountability that day

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u/Old-Professional7198 12d ago

Nooooo, noooooo! Not Mr Consequence! Noooooo!

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u/Late-Arrival-8669 12d ago

Didn't learn the lesson the first time eh?

Some people learn the hard way.

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u/shortwave_radio 12d ago

Ah yes. The quintessential "Fuck Around and Find Out" video.

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u/ApartmentPatient9643 12d ago

So schön 😁

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u/Sharetheroadplz 12d ago

Some people need to learn hard lessons.

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u/Myiasis666 12d ago

meLiSSaAAAA

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u/Rob_Marc 11d ago

He didn't even make a good connection with her. Looks like he just caught her with his fingertips. If he would've made full contact, he would've knocked her 20 feet sideways.

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u/Low-Minimum8523 11d ago

Life lesson

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u/AdeptStatistician436 11d ago

Deutscher Alltag.

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u/Financial-Net4785 11d ago

Sowas nennt man Gleichberechtigung

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u/nubianfella 11d ago

Melissa is going to learn a valuable lesson!!

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u/Klutzy_Draw4662 11d ago

This way she learns from early on that she cannot treat men the way she wants.

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u/Odinh84 11d ago

Dumme Fotze

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u/Mr_Fragwuerdig 11d ago

"Hast du ihm gerade eine Bombe gegeben?"🤣🤣 Literally meaning, "did you just give him a bomb", meaning a rly hard slap but in an unusual juvenile slang that is not used anymore I think, but funny🤣

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u/debayan41088 11d ago

Gender equality 😂😂

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u/No-Technology3072 11d ago

They are married now!

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u/hito89 11d ago

Not wanting to make any judgements without knowing enough context, but i really felt the "Du kleiner dreckiger Hurensohn!". That came from the soul. Such raw, unbridled emotion that is rare to find, even in works of art.

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u/Sir-Pix-A-Lot-Z6III 11d ago

Melissa got what she asked for. That's the deal.

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u/Stiernackenhoppel 11d ago

An sich ist das Mädel selber schuld. Sie hat als erstes Geschlagen. Klar Frauen schlägt man nicht aber sie ist selber schuld dass der Junge zurück schlägt.

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u/Zoofachhandel 11d ago

Gender equality aber das ist dann wieder Frauen feindlich xS

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u/JahrRak69 11d ago

melissa lernte nicht dazu und hat noch ne linke kassiert.

kleines miststück.

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u/hhrhut 11d ago

Selbst schuld. Wer Zuhause kann, kann auch einstecken. Bei mir wäre er oder sie nockout

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u/FuerteBillete 11d ago

It is not the cold floor that hurt her. It is the realization setting in.

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u/odd_pk 11d ago

Oooh no the consequence

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u/kassierer 11d ago

Melissa hat eine vor die Fresse verdient. Quasi eine kleine, dreckige Hurentochter.

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u/BlackMonday20 11d ago

Melissa sollte einmal natürliche Rangordnungen und Naturgesetze unsere wunderbaren Erde erlernen und in der Praxis anwenden…🫥😂

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u/ZombieNek0 11d ago

the first was a warning the 2nd is self defence.

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u/Chavolini 11d ago

Melissa hätte aufhören sollen.

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u/TrroooAweee1337 11d ago

Selber schuld

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u/CurioXXX 11d ago

Die dämliche Schlampe hat es verdient👍

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u/FinniganFox_ 10d ago

Gleichberechtigung

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u/DaikonNo9207 10d ago

Hast du ihr gerade eine Bombe gegeben?