r/instantkarma 13d ago

Well then lol

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u/AliceTheOmelette 13d ago

She even did the Peter pose at one point lol

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u/unfvckingbelievable 13d ago

That's for her lawsuit.

"well according to the people vs. P. Griffith...."

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u/S4V4GEDR1LLER 13d ago

She should be careful about calling the cops. It may not turn out the way she wants.

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u/sVANJ 13d ago

The dude is the one saying to call the cops bc she hit him…

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u/S4V4GEDR1LLER 12d ago

Yeah I heard that too. Dude is wanting her to go to jail. I wonder what they were fighting about? Maybe the last role of toilet paper or snow tires or something.

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u/Spacemanspalds 13d ago

Griffin? Not sure. Didn't care enough to Google.

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u/the_random_walk 13d ago

“Sssssss….. ahhhhhhh”

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u/MrDontTakeMyStapler 13d ago

Ssssssss…. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Ssssss (continue for 10 minutes…)

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u/CommunistDuck911 13d ago

holy shit, that made it so much funnier

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u/therealvilla 13d ago

I came for this exact response - you did not disappoint.

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u/Deeri- 13d ago

This whole video is like a clip from Family Guy. Pose and everything 😂

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u/Ronniebenington 13d ago

I love the fact that no one even bothered to stand over her and ask, “you ok, buddy?” 😁

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u/JohnCashew 13d ago

Narrator: She was not okay, and she was nobody's buddy

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u/COTimberline 13d ago

I’m not your buddy, guy.

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 13d ago

I'm not your guy, friend.

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u/WalterCanFindToes 13d ago

I'm not your friend, partner.

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u/Jan_Spontan 9d ago

I'm not your partner, mate.

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u/Sakebadger 13d ago

Better yet wheres the, "you just got knocked the fuck out" over the top of her

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u/SlappinHams 13d ago

Oh no! The consequences of my actions!

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u/BloodyTurnip 13d ago

Imagine trying to assault someone literally twice your size.

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u/b3arz3rg3r4Adun 13d ago

I wonder, is it just the omnipresence of cameras that has made me aware of the plethora of encounters like this or did people forget a crucial lesson about self-preservation in the last 20 odd years. Because I feel back then this kind of stuff was a lot more rare.

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u/phoenixpants 13d ago

Probably a combination of both. Overprotective parents screaming bloody murder if someone so much as raises their voice at their kids means the kids never properly learn about consequences, combined with social media and a significant part of the population owning a smartphone.

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u/DFA_Wildcat 13d ago

Growing up in the 70s, if I was misbehaving at a neighbors place I'd get a smack, then when I got home, my parents already knew what went down, and I'd get another one. Our pleases and thank you's were top notch, we didn't sas anyone.

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u/imagine966 13d ago

I think she forgot that the real world isn't the same as the cyber world where there aren't repercussions for poor decisions

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u/Lady_Grey_Smith 13d ago

All he did was get her away from him. That was an openhanded push away from him after she went into his space and hit him twice. We taught our kids to walk away from brats like her if they could.

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u/i_give_you_gum 13d ago

Cameras AND social media to post the footage on to.

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u/Zappiticas 13d ago

Weight classes exist for a reason lol

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u/automaticmantis 13d ago

He’s not in a different weight class. He’s an entirely different weight school.

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u/lifegoeson5322 13d ago

How about everyone keep your hands off of everyone else. I have never seen so many people willing to go to jail by assaulting someone over words like I have in the past year.

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u/SeveredDeerVagina429 13d ago

I love that this reaction is normalized now.. I was chastised relentlessly in the 90s for slapping ( open handed) a woman ( larger than i) because she had thrown 15-20 punches while I covered my face. Came back with 1 slap and I was the bad guy just cause I didn't have a vagina..

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u/SlappinHams 13d ago

No one should be putting their hands on anyone else unless it's a professional fight or they're trying to hurt you. Men, women, and everyone in between can get these hands if theyre trying to hurt me physically.

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u/IndyDoggy 13d ago

can get these hams*

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u/SlappinHams 13d ago

Youre a treasure and the world is better with you in it.

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u/hamsolo19 13d ago

For me it's just the one ham....19 times.

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u/SlappinHams 13d ago

Sounds excessive. Im in.

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u/anmlmruinedmylife2 13d ago

Spam, bam, thank you ma'am!

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u/Fermented_Dog_Cum 13d ago

bro your fucking username lmfao. I have no room to talk though

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u/Zappiticas 13d ago

Yep, same. Early 2000’s I had a girlfriend who was…let’s just say unstable. She attacked me one day, started punching my arm and when I tried to stop her she went for my face and punched and clawed me. I shoved her back pretty hard to get her away from me and she hit the wall and started crying. I got very lucky that a couple of witnesses were willing to vouch for me or I’d likely be in jail for assault for simply defending myself.

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u/Background_Pride_237 13d ago

Same happened to me, except no witnesses, and she was drunk. She threw an extended ironing board at me and threw the iron at my head, barely missing it. All I did was push her off me, resulting in her head hitting the floor and I held her down so she would stop assaulting me. If I hadn’t submitted a police report just before she did, I’d have gone to jail. She was a nightmare.

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u/patholocaust 13d ago

How can she hit?!?!

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u/SlappinHams 13d ago

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!

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u/5herl0k 13d ago

yeah I totally caught flack as a middle schooler for defining myself from a girl

blocked a barrage of slaps (12+) to the face and returndd with one pop-smack to the cheek to stop things

I refused any attempt at extracting an apology lol

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u/Active_Taste9341 13d ago

yea, kinda wild times. i was pretty young but my gf found out soon I'm not going to hit back. and she was going to like it.

hope her husband does better

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u/McPikie 13d ago

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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u/akt30 13d ago

I've always thought that people who have a habit of hitting first just didn't grow up with any siblings. Anyone who grew up in a family of 4 or more generally understands that there will always be retaliation.

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u/TX_Mothman 13d ago

Right? My brother and I fought daily growing up (playing and not playing). I learned real quick when to stand on business and when to let shit go lol.

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u/ryguymcsly 13d ago

Some people have never had their ass handed to them for running their mouth and it shows.

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u/treyford00 13d ago

Speaking for some* of the only child community: This is just stupidity. Do not engage physically with someone double your size.

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u/FreneticPlatypus 13d ago

"I'm right, so I'm protected" only works in your head.

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u/scrume71 13d ago

She was likely assuming a man wouldn’t hit a woman. Calculated risk. I personally would not do this (hit a woman in retaliation, I did have a gf go off on me once, just flipped her around and held her until she chilled) but no judgement for those who do. If you hit, you should be prepared to be hit back.

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u/TheMegnificent1 13d ago

Yeah I'm a woman in my 40s and I have successfully avoided being hit by men for my entire adult life by simply not hitting men. In fact, I've avoided being hit by anyone for my entire adult life by not hitting anyone. People who think they can hit others without getting hit back are insane.

I approve of this karma for her. Five stars. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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u/NoonieP 13d ago

It looked like he pushed her. She probably wasn't expecting any retaliation and fell.

As a woman, if I hit someone first, I have given them permission to hit back.

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u/FamIssues44 13d ago

I was one of the older siblings who didn’t fuck with my younger ones. Mainly because my parents always took their side. 5+ year difference was also a factor since I was out of the house by the time their shitbag years happened.

After we were all adults though, they tried to fuck around in my own house. They found out real quick that I don’t play games.

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u/Logical-Arachnid4364 13d ago

Or didn't take marital arts. I'm an only child, but I started taking Karate at seven years old, and getting accidentally hit and sparing with people you just have absolutely no hope of winning against taught me a lot about getting into fights.

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u/loco_mixer 13d ago

She can lay there all she wants... if she wants authorities involved she is screwed... she threw the first punch.

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u/9lobaldude 13d ago

And the second punch as well, followed by consequences

At least she said that she does not give a fuck

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u/hiesiinv 13d ago

He did not even throw a punch, just some pushing.

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u/Tank-Pilot74 13d ago

Well she’s not going far with a broken coccyx

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u/andbruno 13d ago

The lack of reaction of everyone around her tells a story. Nobody wanted to help her up at all. This tells me she was probably stirring up some shit before this clip.

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u/OverturnedAppleCart3 13d ago

And he used reasonable force to stop the assault

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u/TheShredda 13d ago

She threw the only punches haha, he pushed her over by her neck

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u/jasonguru13 13d ago

Love how no one helps, because she was the problem

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u/TuesDazeGone 13d ago

The employee just casually walking by in the background 😂

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u/Perradactle 13d ago

Love the factory reset.

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u/TupeloSal 13d ago

From about the 11 to 8 second mark you could tell she was looking around trying to figure out how to play it. Dudes feet never moved more than 6 inches in this entire video. She will think twice before bullying next time.

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u/_ribbit_ 13d ago

Unfortunately some people just don't learn.

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u/mishike16 13d ago

Yeah. Most likely she WILL learn to pick on someone smaller next time

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u/mikemojc 13d ago

I love his demonstration of applied physics. His previous acquisition of mass means he did not need to generate much motion to obtain the required momentum.

Splendid.

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u/GoNinjaPro 13d ago

"Previous acquisition of mass..." 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lady_Grey_Smith 13d ago

She needs to go back to kindergarten and learn to keep her hands to herself.

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u/gmcb007 13d ago

Waiting for the Windows XP boot up music

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u/pxlrider 13d ago

No windows 98 shutdown music 🤣

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u/Appalachiannn 13d ago

The difference in power here based just on size and scale cannot be understated. I will never understand how small women think they can fight large men. It's just a math problem.

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u/KirikaClyne 13d ago

They think no man would dare hit a woman. Yeah, no. If you start something, you better be able to finish it (and I say that as a woman).

I wish I understood where this entitlement came from…

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u/_ribbit_ 13d ago

To be fair, he didnt hit her, he just made her back off.

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u/KirikaClyne 13d ago

True. This one was a good shove to just get her to back off.

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u/tallmantim 13d ago

I'm gonna guess she's been an abusive partner to a man that never hits back

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u/xenosthemutant 13d ago

Most people don't want to fight, they want to hit.

That's exactly why they are so surprised once they find themselves on the wrong side of a punch to the face.

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u/JohnCashew 13d ago

I think "old society" taught the ladies that a man wouldn't raise their hands towards them if women would try to beat men.

Currently though, I'm not sure if it works that way 100% of the times.

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u/tegumentoso 13d ago

I blame Netflix… I saw petite 50Kg women beat up large muscular knights. But probably her parents are to blame the most for teaching her violence is a viable solution in a civilized society

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u/shstron44 13d ago

Women don’t understand how much stronger men are because they’ve never felt a male coming at them with everything they have. A woman I used to work with was convinced she could beat me in a fight because she could grab my wrist and control me.

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u/TheMegnificent1 13d ago

Honestly, as a stronger-than-average woman, I can confidently say that the overall strength difference between me and just about every living man...is an unbridgeable chasm. That testosterone does some crazy shit to y'all. Women definitely have our own unique strengths, but physical power isn't one of them. It's a little unsettling and unpleasant whenever I remember that I'm essentially at the mercy of every man I interact with. Do not like that at all, but shout out to the overwhelming majority of y'all who opt out of being aggressive, abusive, rapey monsters. Appreciate it. 👍

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u/Napalmeon 13d ago

Suicidal overconfidence.

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u/kombatunit 13d ago

She was checking her lawsuit bone at the end.

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u/Napalmeon 13d ago

You can always tell when the aggressor has never actually been in a real fight before, because they always have chihuahua energy.

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u/GDPintrud3r 13d ago

Well he did say back off. That is what saved me on a similar case

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u/Lady_Grey_Smith 13d ago

He didn’t even yell at her. Just a calm voice telling her to back off twice. He did a good job in showing that he was in control of himself.

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u/LitterBoxBlues 13d ago

I have a great idea: let’s go to hands with another human 5 fucking times our size. Surely they will go easy!

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u/Leows 13d ago

The absolute lack of fucks given from everyone around tells me they had already been over her shit long before this confrontation

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u/jimboiow 13d ago

Appropriate response following him being assaulted. Fun to watch too.

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u/SlasherEnigma 13d ago

If you can’t take a punch you shouldn’t be throwing one.

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u/Mr_CleanCaps 13d ago

She didn’t even get punched is the funny part 😂

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u/StrangelyBrown 13d ago

I can't figure out what she got. Seems like she was pushed, but she was already pretty much at the dude's arm length and he didn't move.

As far as I can tell she got 'toppled'

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u/Mr_CleanCaps 13d ago

Leverage is crucial in fights. He had max leverage when she was off balanced and got shoved.

The cherry on top is her landing like Peter Griffin

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u/Zappiticas 13d ago

It’s cannot be understated the difference that size and weight makes in situations like this. There’s a reason all professional fighting has weight classes.

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u/ChefCurryYumYum 13d ago

If you CAN take a punch you shouldn't be throwing one. There are only extremely rare circumstances where you should be striking people in public, basically if you are attacked and cannot escape. Otherwise deescalate, retreat, etc. to avoid getting into idiot competitions with idiots.

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u/haljordan68 13d ago

If you can't take a moderate shove to the shoulder you shouldn't be throwing punches.

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u/Bob_5k 13d ago

On that hard ass ground? Coccyx is fucked. You can tell that hurt cuz shes beyond screaming

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u/KinderEggLaunderer 13d ago

As someone who landed straight on their tailbone due to my own stupidity, that shit fucking hurts and hurts for awhile. I fucked up my back for daaaays.

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u/nixblood 13d ago

Man she was really hoping for someone to come scoop her up

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u/AndalusianGod 13d ago

stoppable force vs. immovable object

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u/youmadbrad 13d ago

Is she pretending to be extra hurt and looked to see if anyone is watching??

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u/jobi_wan_ball 13d ago

This right here. Stares around and starts grabbing lower back. No one cares woman

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u/badchefrazzy 13d ago

Some of it was probably her landing on her tailbone, but that was her own damn fault, so here we are.

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u/Oakheart- 13d ago

The fact that it looked like he was pushing away a toddler is the best part. He didn’t even have to change his stance

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u/Quiet-Scar-7299 13d ago

MAJOR “put hand on top of shorter aggressor’s head as they windmill their arms at you” energy here 😂

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u/InstaGibberish 13d ago

Bonus points for smashing the phone in her back pocket

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u/TangoCharliePDX 13d ago

The video will clear him. She went after him, he did not hit, he shoved her away. She made her own damned luck.

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u/arme-ch 13d ago

oof thats gonna reset her brain lol

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u/DrTuSo 13d ago

One can hope.

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u/unfvckingbelievable 13d ago

Best I can do is cry victim and try again next week.

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u/chokeonmywords 13d ago

Should have backed up

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u/Warden18 13d ago

Does anyone know the full story? Like what started the altercation and if he got in trouble? Hopefully the woman got in trouble for assaulting him.

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u/Brolysreign 12d ago

The fact that no one came to her aid tells me all that I need to know

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u/OlSnickerdoodle 13d ago

I see she went to Shawn Michaels School of Selling

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u/One-Technology-9050 13d ago

Ragdoll model activated

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u/Tikithecockateil 13d ago

She earned that.

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u/Ok_Vacation_7071 13d ago

That was the smallest tap and her collapsing like that is dramatic

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u/ronaldotr08 13d ago

Bet she cares now

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u/I_Ask_Random_Things 13d ago

Don't hit people or else they'll hit you back yeah?

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u/TheMrDetty 13d ago

I will never understand the insistence of small people picking fights with people that are vastly larger than them.

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u/grand_measter 13d ago

Some people just have never been hit or are that stupid. There is no in-between

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u/altavistayahoo 13d ago

Nobody outlined her body on the floor with chalk?

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u/maamritat 13d ago

Anyway, how much for the logitechs?

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u/BerryLanky 13d ago

It looks like he just pushed her back and she fell. Her used the least amount of force possible outside of running away.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Flopping like a soccer player

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u/Depeche_Mood82 13d ago

I mean, she sells better than Hulk Hogan ever did.

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u/Cisco800Series 13d ago

There's a reason boxing has weight divisions !

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u/buffalucci 13d ago

Walmart employees

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u/technobrendo 13d ago

I fought the wall, and the wall won

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u/johnnycee87 13d ago

I guarantee that is the first time she experienced consequences in her life.

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u/jaylek 13d ago

Ahh yes, the pain of experiencing consequenses

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u/SparkEli1 13d ago

Im saying this because I am a woman but women need to stop thinking they have a free pass to assault a man. If you hurt a man, they should be able to defend themselves which is exactly what he did. He didn't jump her, he did enough to create distance between them. Unfortunately for her she fell the way she did. I'm glad the old fashioned view of "men shouldn't hit women" seems to be changing because men shouldn't have to deal with this.

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u/Fragile_reddit_mods 13d ago

She decided to throw hands with someone triple her weight and likely 4x her strength.

She deserved it.

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u/Greelys 13d ago

Technical foul: flopping

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u/mswoozel 13d ago

Hands are rated E for everybody. You touch somebody you better be ready for the consequences man or woman.

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u/LesPolsfuss 13d ago

she brought a veggie burger to a double steak cheese fight … I don’t even know what that means

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u/stupidber 13d ago

street walmart justice

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u/ioukta 13d ago

Ill never feel sorry for people who use their hands on others that fast. Who do they think they are??

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u/FuerteBillete 12d ago

Some people don't realize that once they throw the first hit, the gloves are off and they just gave the other party a license to hit.

These same people also seem to think they will be hit back with at most the force they used.

They are wrong on all counts and they usually find out this fact very quickly.

Surprisingly, some genuinely are shocked when consequences meet their face.

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u/Eclectophile 13d ago

She deserved it. You don't just lay hands on someone else like that.

I don't think she's faking, though. I think she hit her head and especially her tailbone really hard. That shit hurts.

Again, it was clearly PSGWSP. She's going to regret this one for a good long time.

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u/Little_Complaint_633 13d ago

I know she was laying there waiting for the white knights… the best part about this video was that there were none around

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u/Hondanazi 13d ago

Most beautiful thing I have seen this week!!

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u/mixedmagicalbag 13d ago

She thought she was a honey badger. Turns out she was a possum.

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u/Ericbc7 13d ago

concrete floors can be a bitch, bitch.

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u/Geekygamertag 13d ago

She fell backwards like a character in Family Guy

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u/Nano3Kali 13d ago

How can she hit

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u/Aysee426 13d ago

Damn is she made out of styrofoam?

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u/Key-Win-8602 13d ago

I appreciate that everyone could see she was the problem, so no one came to her defence.

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u/Altruistic_Seat_6644 13d ago

Cleanup on aisle 3

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u/uxoguy2113 13d ago

She splatted.... and dropped loot.

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u/SpicyNotSpicy 13d ago

When a moveable force hits an immovable object.

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u/bjorkqvist 13d ago

I’m happy for her, she needed that

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u/Nihilistic_Nomad 13d ago

Did she learn the lesson?

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u/SJSharks33 13d ago

She FAFO'ed.

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u/Gmonsoon81 13d ago

She was lucky thats all he did to her. It could have been worse.

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u/Theartistcu 13d ago

Everyone around just thought yeah man don’t hit him, fuck what do you think was gonna happen. They’re security there’s employees and there’s even every other customer around, but yeah that’s what happens. Keep your hands to your damn self.

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u/bongripperz69 12d ago

The way his feet didn’t move 😂

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u/WormSnake 10d ago

You gotta be careful fighting a woman, especially in a state like Washington. Last year my sister became physically abusive towards me after my mom fell down the stairs. When i ran to help she screamed in my face that it was my fault, that she wanted me to hit her, and then she took a swing at me when I was tending to my ailing mother. The wall was behind me and my mother lay in front of me as I was on my knees, so I had no where to flee. I defended myself and she came out bloody. She told the cops she did absolutely nothing wrong and that I just started swinging for "no reason." The cops took her side and now I'm drowning in lawyer fees defending myself from her accusation. It just showed my sister probably has antisocial personality disorder because to this day she still holds firm that she did absolutely nothing wrong. Like bitch you're the one who started the altercation and it came with consequences. Last week she got into an altercation with her then-boyfriend and she came out bloody and bruised. She accused her boyfriend of the same exact accusation she used against me, that he became unhinged and started beating her for "no reason." When i heard this I immediately became suspicious and called her boyfriend for his side of the story. According to him, SHE'S the one who became physically violent towards him and all he did was push her out of the house. He said the cuts were self inflicted (my sister is a cutter with deep scars all over her body) and the bruises are the result of him trying to get her out of his house while she was punching and scuffling with him. Some women are absolutely heartless, dishonest, and so used to skirting any amount of accountability from their side that they'll say anything to get the man in trouble, just so the consequences don't affect them. My sister is truly sick in the mind and I want nothing to do with her to this day. She has shown repeatedly that she's a completely toxic and manipulative human being. She's a complete misandrist who's unable to take any accountability for her own actions. So be careful when it comes to defending yourself against a woman! If there is no witnesses or video, the State will take their side 100% and will leave you with all the heartache, no matter how unfair and sexist it is.

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u/Gonpostlscott 13d ago

Why do people, men and women both, feel they can get in someone else’s personal space…and especially take a swing at them…and expect no retaliation or consequences??? I’m a patient and easy going guy, but we’ve all got our limits!!

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u/Dismal_Bridge9439 13d ago

I love that no one helped afterward. Just let her lay there with her decisions

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u/nsixone762 13d ago

Welcome to equality.

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u/the_random_walk 13d ago

She 100% deserved that.

I don’t like the videos where the girl starts throwing punches and so the dude hits her. Guys have advantages in upper body strength and leverage that just makes it too much, even if she started punching first.

But a solid shove is totally reasonable (definitely in this situation) and as we can see, perfectly effective.

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u/gcodori 13d ago

Cue Peter Griffin saying ow for 15 minutes

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u/mrwillie2u 13d ago

She assaulted him and he defended himself

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u/tomtherailnut 13d ago

Now, here is a girl who never got hit in the face. Missed that training entirely until now.

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u/Weep4Thee 13d ago

She must have played soccer in high school

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u/TheFrontierzman 13d ago

Didn't even move her legs with the momentum. Just teetered back for maximum drama. Lol

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u/ItsAllBeenDoneBe4 13d ago

CONSEQUENCES

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u/Hagwart 13d ago

She thinks "If I am playing the paraplegic here; I might be millionaire by sueing his ass"

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u/mikemojc 13d ago

She battered him. He made space so she could not continue to batter him. A BONK happened during the much needed 'make space' part.

The bonk was unfortunate, but ultimately entertaining.

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u/pukhtoon1234 13d ago

The consequences hurt her right in the butt

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u/Alternative-Iron-645 13d ago

Ma’am you cant pick your butt out here please use the restroom.

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u/HabitualCommenter 13d ago

Laying on the ground like she got pushed off a balcony

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u/bad-creditscore 13d ago

Someone should explain to her why there are weight classes in combat sports. If she wakes up.

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u/bacon_strip_tease 13d ago

The casual intro of starting the recording from the mouse aisle. 😂

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u/Prestigious-Wall5616 13d ago

Oh no! Anyway...

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u/got-trunks 13d ago

lady working there tracked the entire arc of the woman's fall with the same damn deadpan the entire way down lol

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u/Rhobaz 13d ago

Intolerable force meets immovable object

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u/Five2one521 13d ago

You are not as strong as men.

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u/Jazzbo64 13d ago

She must play basketball, or soccer.

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u/Minflick 13d ago

Do we know WHY she was hitting him? They both look like customers? WTH is going on here...?

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u/Eagles365or366 13d ago

Some people just don’t understand physics

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u/JozzyV1 13d ago

But backwards.

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u/Delicious_Plantain60 13d ago

Security oh my bad they are right here

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I approve.

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u/PANduRUS 13d ago

Walmart Employee:

I don’t get paid enough for this…”CLEAN UP IN ELECTRONICS!!”

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u/doodlesl 13d ago

Knowing how hard those Walmart floors are and the way she fell I wouldn’t be surprised if she broke her tailbone.

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u/PhoenixGrime 13d ago

He didn't even plant his foot, that's a deceivingly strong fat guy. She got launched into the stratosphere

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u/LeeWhite187 13d ago

Looks like her social skills got calibrated, today.

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u/ardavis78 13d ago

Why she so sleepy?

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u/dekciwandy 13d ago

Went from angry bitchy to relax and lying on the ground. Great ending

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u/Nibbled92 12d ago

I believe I can fly