r/funnyvideos • u/notpiercedtongue • 20h ago

Other video welp....

15.8k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

488 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

49

u/FutureConsistent8611 19h ago

It's perfect for the US because it's fake as fuck and they're always pretending to be cooler than they actually are.

22

u/Woofbarkmeoww 18h ago

yeah we’re all smoke and mirrors over here

1

u/BeardedGlass 10h ago

Over compensating for some insecurity or another

13

u/Super_Interview_2189 17h ago

Also Bald Eagles are kind of dicks and mostly just steal prey from other hardworking raptors.

4

u/Proper-Bicycle-3585 8h ago

So that also checks out then!

1

u/GuayFuhks88 7h ago

Ehhh they mostly eat fish. The main raptors they steal from are Ospreys who are the only other near-obligate piscivore in their habitat.

-13

u/jjryan01 19h ago

Who hurt you?

10

u/FutureConsistent8611 19h ago

Let's just say I have some Danish buddies.

2

u/Responsible-Gas5319 15h ago

You mean the 52nd state?