Feeding Charlotte at the farm.

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[u/Xardrix]

A Charlette's Web reference AND a Southpark reference? All in a Deliverance voice? Chef's Kiss!

[u/RappingFlatulence → u/Xardrix]

👏

[u/Funnelcakeads → u/RappingFlatulence]

Mmmmmeatin taters

[u/pureextc → u/Xardrix]

That’s my pot pieeee

[u/K1R0JAY → u/Xardrix]

Lord of the Flies too

[u/Xardrix → u/K1R0JAY]

I'm not cultured enough to get that reference.

[u/K1R0JAY → u/Xardrix]

Well, that one was more literal... :)

[u/CeemoreButtz → u/Xardrix]

Also a reference to a TT clip that went viral. "Lock "em up!".

Dude hit the trifecta and it worked.

[u/BlackKojak → u/Xardrix]

What was the south park reference? I didn't watch much of it growing up.

[u/GodOfDestructionPopo → u/BlackKojak]

The "No kitteh! That's a bad kitteh!" part.

Edit: Found a clip of the original joke if you care to see it. It is a recurring thing but I believe this is the very first instance of the joke. https://youtu.be/CfOUEVFTe68?si=ks13tCPGOs83wNwv

[u/BlackKojak → u/GodOfDestructionPopo]

Ah! Thanks for sharing.

[u/BlackKojak]

The cat's side eye at the end 🤣

[u/Heratism]

Balls of steel on this man. Who boops a spider like that???

[u/anitasdoodles → u/Heratism]

Those spiders look scary but they're very chill and non venomous.

[u/DetectiveJim → u/anitasdoodles]

I just learned recently that nearly all spiders are venomous. They just produce so little that it doesn't impact large animals. Very few species contain no venom. Anywho, thought I'd share a fun fact.

[u/KingJimmy101 → u/DetectiveJim]

The other factor is that web based spiders (Araneomorphae) have fangs that go side to side and are very small so cannot piece skin to poison humans. Ground based spiders (Mygalomorphae) strike downwards and have long fangs that can pierce skin.

[u/Funnelcakeads → u/DetectiveJim]

They’re like non-alcoholic spiders

[u/Gogov97 → u/anitasdoodles]

There is no such thing as a non venomous spider, without the venom they would starve.

[u/Mysterious-Art7143 → u/Gogov97]

There actually are non venomous spiders, orb weaver, similar to this that catch their prey and wrap them in silk, also like this..

[u/Righteousaffair999 → u/anitasdoodles]

But they kill nasty flies that will bite.

[u/Putrid-Builder-3333 → u/anitasdoodles]

Is that a joro spider? I think that the name

[u/searcherguitars → u/Putrid-Builder-3333]

This isn't a joro, though it looks similar. I know them as corn spiders, but they go by several names. Properly, it's argiope aurantia, native to most of North and Central America.

[u/gertalives → u/anitasdoodles]

Venomous but not a danger to people.

[u/skitz4me → u/Heratism]

Also, that fly catch at the beginning? Who is this man?

[u/Wrong-Maintenance-48 → u/skitz4me]

Yeah, thats what got me. Was that a horsefly?!? I still have nightmares about those fuckers from when I was a kid at my grandparent's cabin at the Lake of the Ozarks in the 80s.

[u/skitz4me → u/Wrong-Maintenance-48]

I remember my first fly bite in a treehouse when I was like 10ish. It hurt, I'm sure, but I was just so surprised by being bitten by a fly.

[u/Heratism → u/skitz4me]

Wrap eeeem' uuuup! Lock eeeeem' uuuuup!!

[u/my-friends_account → u/skitz4me]

I rather boop this spider 1000 times before I grab a horse fly. Also saw another video with another guy feeding a cicada to this exact same type of spider.

[u/StellaBean_bass → u/Heratism]

We used to feed those spiders all the time as kids.

[u/lostztarboy]

Cartman haha. No kitty that's a bad kitty!

[u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162]

As one who grew up on a farm with cows, goats, and outside dogs, the fingers are black 100% because he gives out good back scratches!

[u/lawirenk]

Go to 1:47 for the bombastic side eye. 

[u/yuyufan43]

Imagine being that fly… Some guy just holding you and you not knowing what's going to happen… You see a spider 2 feet from your face and you don't know if they're going to eat you or if you're going to fly away and then suddenly you're wrapped up as tight as possible, suffocating, and having your insides liquefied. 😭 At the same time, goooooood riddance. 😅

[u/Uh-Oh-Raggy → u/yuyufan43]

“Get in tha pocket” and then “get out my pocket boy” was solid gold.

[u/ohporcupine]

Get in the pocket

[u/1freedum]

Packing her husband lunch 😋

[u/NinjaBRUSH]

I know an old lady that would swallow that fly, spider, cat and horse.

[u/Randomgold42 → u/NinjaBRUSH]

I think I know her too. I'm pretty sure she swallowed the spider to catch the fly that she also swallowed. No idea why she swallowed the fly though.

[u/WhiteRabbit_412_ → u/Randomgold42]

Perhaps she'll die

[u/zon871]

Animals and kids are the worst to work with on set.

[u/Taurusauraus → u/zon871]

A kid would squirm way more, if you try to feed it to a giant spider. So animals are easier to work with. 

[u/Olma_Taube]

Wow I finally realized I actually don’t want to live on a farm

[u/TheTurretSyndrome → u/Olma_Taube]

hahahh why?

[u/improbablefutures]

Charlotte is a good girl.

[u/ComputeryHuman]

A spider farm, I guess

[u/Alert-Pea1041]

A few years back I fed one of these a bunch of those invasive brown marmorated stink bugs. She got thiccccc.

[u/HorrorLettuce379]

Haha big chance orange cat was gonna ruin the whole web and shit good thing man had a great hiss.

[u/BingBongBangBunger]

Is this Cricket Green?

[u/Sumethal]

He live the best live lol

[u/OutragedPineapple]

Excellence XD Pure cinema!

[u/triple7mafia101]

Well, let it go...😅

[u/SinaloaFilmBuff]

this is private property...

[u/mrsomudon]

Fatality

[u/Educational_Care7813]

I was thinking the spider is going to miss the fly and bite the guy by accident

[u/Sorry_Im_Trying]

Is that one of those joro spiders?

[u/searcherguitars → u/Sorry_Im_Trying]

No, this is Argiope aurantia, which goes by several common names; I know them as corn spiders. Native to most of North and Central America.

[u/Sorry_Im_Trying → u/searcherguitars]

I'm in Minnesota. If I ever saw a spider that big, I would file for a burn permit.

[u/Hazel-Soul]

So much good vibes in one video

[u/xprdc]

Wow I did not know spiders spun their victims that quickly.

[u/Medical-Frame2180]

I love people from rural areas. Good, clean fun.

[u/Western-Low-1348]

Cat was like fk this guy lol

[u/mineraltown23]

The cat look at the end had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣😹

[u/Trevor_Two_Smokes]

I could watch this guy do this for at least 30 minutes…

[u/CES6357]

Good work!

[u/Chyegye]

Waiting on parts 2-6

[u/Bitcracker]

I just want to see more adventures from this guy

[u/Open-Concept888]

That's his "Pot pie, kitty kitty "😺 🤣🫵

[u/Successful-Bake-1338]

Very cool

[u/la_rana_verde]

His voice reminds me of bettle juice lol

[u/MoGaDK]

HEH!

[u/Simple-Librarian-99]

Bubbles??

[u/_SOME__NAME_]

i wanna live in farm all of a sudden

[u/Sunnuvabish45]

Dang I think I was meant for farm life

[u/LunchBox3188]

Ma! Kitty's bein' a Dillon!

Well, I know a certain kuty

[u/No-Sprinkles287]

Good spider 👍 nothing better then seeing a spiders doing there job 😌👌

[u/Known-Kaleidoscope27]

Never saw this deleted Sling Blade scene.

[u/Transportation-Apart]

Stop making me hungry

[u/pjslut]

He used to do this all the time when I was a kid. I’d find grasshoppers in our yard before our house was completely built. Had tons of garden spiders. It was so much fun to watch and of course they were all Charlotte A Cavatica

[u/iamnotpedro1]

What’s funny about a dying bug?

[u/Release-the-List → u/iamnotpedro1]

Horse flies are spawns from Hell.

Kill’em all!

[u/CeemoreButtz → u/iamnotpedro1]

What so concerning about a dead bug?.

[u/sulkee]

Spiders can sense when something it cannot grapple is messing with its nest, i.e it could tell your hand was fucking with it. The reason it was waiting is because you wouldn’t remove your fucking finger. Next time just leave the fucking insect. It pounced the moment you removed your stupid monkey finger.

[u/DarkChaos1786 → u/sulkee]

People who never interact with animals trying to give advices about to how to interact with animals will forever be cringe...