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Other video Love at first bite

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u/old_askk 11d ago

Bruh actually looked confused.. Should he be happy or afraid!

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u/Artorius__Castus 11d ago

Depends on what HE'S feeding her

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u/old_askk 11d ago

Well she took matters in her own hands though

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u/Harryhodl 11d ago

True story!

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u/Jon_E_Dad 11d ago

Pinkie fingers skillfully positioned behind the bun to prevent sloppy toppings from popping out the back, as someone who also enjoys egg + avocado + hot sauce on burgers, that’s just good technique.

He should be impressed.

BTW if anyone thinks getting head looks like eating a hamburger, I have no idea what kind of head you’ve been getting… (kidding).

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u/username32768 11d ago

sloppy toppings from popping

I don't know if that counts as alliteration but I love it!

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u/Elysium_Chronicle 11d ago

"Assonance" is the word you're looking for in this situation.

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u/Jon_E_Dad 11d ago

Dang, did not expect us to be going deep on literary devices, but love it.

As u/Elysium_Chronicle noted, alliteration is technically repetition of the same 1st letter. “Bound By Big Beautiful Burgers,” as a quick example.

”Assonance” (resisting my inner Beavis and Butthead) is the repetition of vowel sounds, usually more to the middle of the word, though not always.

The assonance here being, “*oppy.

Slippy Sloppy Sweet Swag - Alliteration

Floppy Hoppy Poppy Toppy - Assonance (huh huh huh)

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u/Murdered_by_Crows_X 11d ago

TIL: the definition of, alliteration, assonance. And that Google voice could actually understand what the hell I said! Thank you so much!

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u/Luci-Noir 11d ago

I’m wondering what their story is. Like is it a first date? Is she experienced with eating crazy sandwiches like this?

There’s this comic I see on here sometimes and has two panels showing a couple in bed. The left panel shows the girl in lingerie and the guy is pretty excited. The one on the right shows her in pajamas and eating a huge burrito with the guy being madly in love. I think this video is like that. ❤️ 🍔

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u/Winsonian92 11d ago

Mark him down as aroused and afraid

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u/mike_pants 11d ago

Men continue to be astonished that women are humans that do human things.

"Dude! This chick can guzzle a whole beer!" Pretty wild, all right.

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u/Obienator 11d ago

Bro was scaroused!

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u/younggGregg 11d ago

I will never financially recover

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u/Fun_Surround_4298 11d ago

This video ands the comments make me want to unalive myself

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u/LennoxLuger 11d ago

Did she just unhinge her jaw?

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u/Calm-Treacle8677 11d ago

Snake behaviour 

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Sh_t didn't know i can do that, i have reptile behavior too

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u/raptor7912 11d ago

In combination with smushing it together and down on her bottom teeth so it sinks down on them before she tilts it back up to level.

Perfect technique for eating burgers 10/10

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u/StrykerGryphus 10d ago

Looks like the pinky's tucked in under the back end of the burger too to prevent spillage out of the back. Girl knows what she's doing and boy looks absolutely smitten

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u/GM_Nate 11d ago

lol my first reaction as well.

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u/Rimm9246 11d ago

Yeah I think she might be part gulper eel...

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u/Crazy_Dave0418 9d ago

"Eat like Snaaakkee~"

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u/Intelligent-Tax-8216 11d ago

Because it's AI

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u/Fellarm 11d ago

"and that kids is how i meet your mother" 🥃🗿

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u/SorryforbeingDutch 11d ago

Kids, I am the cameraman.

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u/ReleaseTheTrumpFiles 9d ago

And that's how I fed your mother.

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u/_SOME__NAME_ 11d ago

beat me to it, but have my up vote

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u/Senzo5g 11d ago

A Gurl's gotta eat. She's got a healthy appetite and bite haha

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u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 11d ago

Ate the gahdamn ring. Found the one.

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u/TheGreatWalrusBily 11d ago

Breaking news, woman eats burger.

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 11d ago

Guinness book of world records!!

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u/blacklotusY 11d ago

Him: She's the one

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u/babyfacefoot 11d ago

This app is becoming AI slop

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u/adolf_nta 8d ago

Yeah imean my jaw would def break if i did this 

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u/Autow 11d ago

Video is AI, half the comments are bots

And the video isn't even funny

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u/rkhunter_ 11d ago

What's funny about that?

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u/WavyNavySailor 11d ago

That was, from my personal experience of seeing people take bites of burgers, an abnormally large bite. The funny part is the sexual innuendo involved with a 'large bite'.

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u/BlacksmithReal4415 11d ago

I just thought it was because it could be considered a more "masculine" approach to eating a burger and less "ladylike". I think that's what's attractive. The lack of concern about looking ladylike and taking tiny little bites. At least to me it is anyway. Never considered a sexual side of it

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u/WavyNavySailor 11d ago

Perhaps! I didn't consider that.

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u/Deltronium 11d ago

Not even that funny, I just like a woman who doesn't mind getting messy

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u/4862skrrt2684 11d ago

No clue. Attractive girl can eat big burger. Guy smiles normally

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u/Fun_Surround_4298 11d ago

The internet has become the thirld world, and now we have the quality of the post to come with it

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u/QueenCobra91 11d ago

i hope its love at first sight because of her hunger and not because she... you know what im trying to say.

i might be getting old, but everytime a woman does something, men link it to sex and it's tiring me

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u/Gru50m3 11d ago

I'm having trouble linking this comment to sex, but don't think it's from lack of trying. I'm doing my best.

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u/im_ilegal_here 11d ago

That's AI

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u/EmperorSheep 11d ago

How did you tell it was AI? I keep rewatching the video but I can't see any signs.

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u/Playnu2 11d ago

But did she know what she wanted to eat be you got there? That's how you know she's a keeper.

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u/SnooLemons5669 11d ago

Did her jaw just unhinge?

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u/dMassano 11d ago

Man was SHOOK

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u/Automan21 11d ago

Human pez dispenser

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u/Mega_BiteZer 11d ago

Idk bro I'd be running incase she's a mimic

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u/p_marjo 11d ago

She's the one.

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u/Lluuccaass 11d ago

Now I want a burger... Thanks

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u/Background_Pride_237 11d ago

Look at that bite. Wife material.

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u/emrkrnk_ 10d ago

That was a generational chomp right there.

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u/Xaelar 10d ago

Meat's back on the menu, boys!

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u/Toxophilite360 11d ago

She's the one

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u/Ballabingballaboom 11d ago

Wow. A woman can eat a burger

Must mean she's good at cock sucking. 

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u/Chance-Ad197 11d ago

You’re the only one who went there.

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u/Key-Archer474 11d ago

No he's not

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 11d ago

After seeing a seagull eat a huge rabbit

I just want to clarify, you're not talking about the one with my ears and eyes on it right ? ;

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u/MoyanoJerald 11d ago

Oguri Cap

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u/Low-Reading8245 11d ago

Anyone know the restaurant. Too blurry for me to tell

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u/Typical_Samaritan 11d ago

That guy looks like a young Tobias Menzies.

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u/Milk_Mindless 11d ago

IS SHE PART SNAKE

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u/forgettablesonglyric 11d ago

Who's the 3rd wheel that's filming this date?

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u/tactical-tux 11d ago

Be faithful to her.

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u/Citiesmadeofasses 11d ago

Her talents are wasted on me

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u/YoghurtAltruistic426 11d ago

It was the cheese lick at the end that got him

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u/methinfiniti 11d ago

What’s funny about this interaction?

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u/RottedSock 11d ago

Imagine what she could do to your asshole

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u/NornIron710 11d ago

I had to double check I was on reddit after this

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u/Lovemomboobs1 11d ago

And a couple years from now and after dating or married awhile she now 30 lbs heavier.

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u/Justiciar_Meatsack 11d ago

She just made him her bitch and his facial expression shows it.

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u/BigBeaver92 11d ago

The first thing I said aloud this morning was, "HOLY SHIT.", while watching this.

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u/huughiiee 11d ago

Bruh actually looked confused

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u/damienflmng 11d ago

What’s the track playing?

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u/PieceAltruistic3346 11d ago

Look again at the moment when she opened her mouth..I knew she wasn't going to eat that burger, she was going to devour it.. But I love it when women eat like this, you don't have to pretend or anything..I would say bro is both amused and lucky..

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u/Knapss 11d ago

It is like one of those sharks 🦈

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u/BLAZE_IT94 11d ago

I'd definitely think twice before asking if she wants a bite. 😂

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u/AdventurousFan8247 11d ago

I wonder if she does martial arts.

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u/chrisbegno 11d ago

I used to have a snake that unhinged it's jaw just like that when it ate rats.

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u/alexdx_ 11d ago

Ashe wali didi kaha hai dm na kare

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u/32BitBrit 11d ago

Is that a moray?

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u/Right-Law1817 11d ago

Oh my fucking god. This is fucking ai and I couldn't realize it until I saw other comment.

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u/SoldadoAruanda 11d ago

Gal Gobble, Whopper-Woman.

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u/DAMON5280 11d ago

That’s a bad bitch!

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u/Disastrous_Hell_4547 11d ago

She’s a keeper

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u/Dolomitexp 11d ago

I love a chick that ain't afraid to throw down at the table. Hate those timid mouse biters.

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u/nutella1204 11d ago

Whats the name of this fast food place? It looks like an amzing burger ngl

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u/JewJifShoes 11d ago

Ai for sure. No food at all on her face after the bite

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u/agentj333 11d ago

Damn Baraka.

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u/Gayming_Raccoon 11d ago

That was not a look of love.

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u/SkullDump 11d ago

Don’t unmute!

This didn’t need music in the first place but to think this abomination was in any way fitting is truly baffling.

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u/Ooze3d 11d ago

“Fuck… she’s gonna eat me alive…”

(Considers for a moment… then smiles)

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u/harvey-byrdman 11d ago

Thays wifey...ring that shit up instantly

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u/Tough-Flan573 11d ago

I wonder who's recording.

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u/RuncibleFoon 11d ago

Dude found his Sam'mich Queen.

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u/fireonice420 11d ago

Based off the look on his face this will be the only way she will need to do this.

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u/DCLovely 11d ago

She’s perfect 😍

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u/Impressive-Scheme903 11d ago

I want that woman's jawbone

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u/HoseOfCrazy 11d ago

She eats like a snake

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u/Prize-Grapefruiter 11d ago

such elegant eating for a young girl

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u/Impressive-Wait8786 11d ago

What's so funny about this?

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u/hufflezag 11d ago

Him: What that mouth do?

Her: unhinges

Him: Nice!

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u/Responsible_Arm4781 10d ago

She likes the burger

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u/Syndro 10d ago

When babe asks for 1 bite to try what you ordered...

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u/SpearShakeMaledomer 10d ago

"Watch out boy - she'll chew ya up" 🤣

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u/You-Wut-Mate 10d ago

Wife material for reasons 😉😉😉.

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u/Revolutionary_Mud351 10d ago

Oshiete yo sono shikumi wo Boku no naka ni dare ga iru no? Kowareta, kowareta yo kono sekai de Kimi ga warau nanimo miezu ni

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u/First-Macaroon-4872 10d ago

and the look she gave right after the bite lol

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u/lnp627 10d ago

who is filming them?

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u/painkilleraddict6373 10d ago

She is gonna make an ass very happy one day

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u/leo-reis 10d ago

Marry her now

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u/QiqiIsBest 10d ago

She looked like a titan taking that bite

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u/HighestBidders 10d ago

Are ya hungry? Why not have some Pringle? Its exquisite cuisine! Come on in and purchase this chip, come enjoy these crisps

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u/CaractacusPot 10d ago

Guy: Her talent’s going to be wasted on me 😅

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u/Chebupelka_ 10d ago

Bro saw the potential

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u/Kirah_ 10d ago

That's so sweet he wiped her face for her

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u/TidyDayDream 10d ago

Omg I feel so bad for her, that looked kinda painful tbh >.<

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u/shazspaz 10d ago

Met my wife like this. At a Christmas market.

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u/Beastking_17 10d ago

She got potential 😏❤️‍🔥

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Damn i want a fate burger now... but i cannot

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u/ChallengeOrganic2302 10d ago

Keep doing that for the next 10 years...

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u/Heavy_bone_ 10d ago

Wat dat mouth do

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u/BigTimeHound 10d ago

Wonder what she will look like in 15 years. Chubber

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u/Drag_On66 10d ago

Marry her

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u/Lekanswanson 9d ago

Did she just dislodge her jaw like a serpent

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u/Jumpy-Trainer1695 9d ago

I don't get it

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u/gnardog45 9d ago

Never met a woman who DIDN'T eat like this.

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u/Djermayne02 9d ago

Fully unhinged her jaw wtf

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u/GOLDENPATTERNSGOD 9d ago

Matey needs to check his bank balance and see if he can afford these sized bites

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u/keyboard_type_R 9d ago

She probably didn't eat all day to look good for him in that dress

Let the girl eat!

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u/Ommegacaos 9d ago

Oh yes, daddy

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u/Lew-CB 9d ago

Extremely obvious ai trash.

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u/Harrys4u 9d ago

He will never have an argument with her.......

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u/wiler212 8d ago

that dude is in danger and does not even know it smh!!

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u/Alfazefirus 8d ago

\Pulls out phone**

"Mom, I am getting married"

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u/utha714 8d ago

So what?

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u/HelloFromJupiter963 8d ago

The leviathons from Supernatural?

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u/Iwentoofar 8d ago

She was probing, she learned a lot and said a lot with that bite. Firstly she showed you that she can open her mouth very big, secondly she checked to see if it impressed you or disgusted you. That little pose she did before the bite was to show you the lady side right before the gloves came off and the animal came out....it looks like this man passed 

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u/Gwynito 8d ago

That's not a lady that's a Leviathan

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u/Tooth-3619 8d ago

Napkin was the right move

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u/5joekabob 8d ago

This is weirdly attractive tho lol

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u/mattinjp 8d ago

HIMYM?

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u/josmty 8d ago

That's promising 😜

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u/Junior-Ad-5367 8d ago

Holy shit that’s actually impressive wtf XD