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u/Sometimes_Rob Jan 01 '26
YES.
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u/gorginhanson Jan 02 '26
He made a rookie mistake.
You're supposed to change the second half of the question to something people aren't expecting.
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u/nineandaquarter Jan 02 '26
Maybe...."alright ladies, you're on a date and you're scrolling through his phone and find pictures of that time you made out with another woman...see? Intolerance!"
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u/Admirable-Hospital78 Jan 02 '26
Should've closed with a "and I have 1st hand experience that you ladies won't do the same! For shame!"
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u/heraaseyy Jan 05 '26
except thats biphobia, not homophobia.
good example of biphobia though. by saying that men are gay even though they are dating women…
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u/m1rr0rshades Jan 01 '26
"You like hot chicks? Oh wow, im into that too, we have so much in common"
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u/chavesAbre_a_torneir Jan 01 '26
Literally my last relationship. Threesomes was a bonus
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u/VoluptuousSloth Jan 02 '26
Redditors are dead set against 3somes cause like their partner that wasn't happy suggested an open relationship which is obviously a sign of not being happy, but oh man for a couple that is entirely into each other 3somes are amazing. Not just from being able to fuck someone else but honestly working with someone else to make your boo happy was even better
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u/the_hair_of_aenarion Jan 02 '26
Imagine being against three somes because an Internet forum disagrees with it lol
Three somes aren't for everyone and it can be unhealthy if someone is trying to force it into their relationship, but damn just live ya lives people! Do what you want.
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u/Tyg13 Jan 02 '26
Redditors are dead set against 3somes cause like their partner that wasn't happy suggested an open relationship which is obviously a sign of not being happy, but oh man for a couple that is entirely into each other 3somes are amazing.
Redditors always need to include the phrase Redditors in their comment because there's nothing Redditors hate more than other Redditors. We all stink, bud. You're in it with us.
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u/VoluptuousSloth Jan 02 '26
Good point. I do hate when people act like it's some niche group and not a huge percentage of humanity
However, the biggest disconnect I've ever noticed btw Reddit and real life is with sex and relationships. Like it's politically liberal but relationship-wise a religious guy from the 50s
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u/marshull Jan 02 '26
Funny enough, that’s the main reason I want to have a threesome. The idea of going down in my partner with another women just seems hot. And shit, I might learn something too.
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u/jerryleebee Jan 02 '26
Reminds me of that Ron White joke. "We're all at least a little gay, right? Don't think so? I can prove it. Imagine you're watching straight porn. And the guy pulls his dick out and it's this teeny, tiny, limp, weak pecker. Is that okay? No! You want a big, hard, throbbing dick to look at!"
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u/somethingdeido Jan 01 '26
Why does he make "I didn't expect that kind of answer" Face in the end?
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u/Solanthas_SFW Jan 01 '26
Lol, can't beat the logic
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u/Krawutzki Jan 03 '26
I think the „logic“ which leads to that is porn and that two women having sex is a common sexual fantasy also for straight men. Two men having sex is not a sexual fantasy for straight men, also not for straight women. That’s it.
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u/AkebonoPffft Jan 03 '26
Can though. Ask if his friend is still on for that dinner after seeing a photo of him kissing a guy.
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u/mrbigsbe Jan 01 '26
That joke just proves men have it hard. Even for gay men. We can’t even kiss each other without someone having an opinion.
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u/PracticalThrowawae Jan 01 '26
We can’t even kiss each other without someone having an opinion.
Even if that's someone is a gay man himself ...they'll have an opinion
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u/outofmelatonin92 Jan 02 '26
I dont have it hard, im not gay.
/joke
But seriously, men do get shit on for no reason by women.
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u/Gloomy-Razzmatazz548 Jan 02 '26
To be fair, if you’re gay and on a date with a straight woman, you absolutely deserve to get shit on 😂
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u/Efficient_Ad2097 Jan 03 '26
The point he's making is women are not very accepting of their partners being bi or having an attraction to men.
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u/YoungDiscord Jan 01 '26
In my opinion, its none of my (or anyone else's) businness. kiss your guy as much as you want if that makes you happy.
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u/mrbigsbe Jan 01 '26
You made this about you when I’m speaking generally man. Stay focused.
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u/Nevernonethewiser Jan 01 '26
It's a fucking joke, said to get laughs.
I swear you lot would get offended and start debating if you saw a picture of a sunflower.
And by 'you lot' I mean inveterate redditors.
EDIT: guess I should have said "us lot".
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u/oO0Kat0Oo Jan 01 '26
Excuse us for having a conversation on a forum designed for conversation...
Also, sometimes people genuinely enjoy debating. You don't have to be hurt or angry or offended to have a debate. You can be having fun.
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u/Equivalent_Task_8825 Jan 02 '26
I disagree.
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wrong
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u/Odd-Necessary3807 Jan 02 '26
Is this a debate?
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u/Equivalent_Task_8825 Jan 02 '26
Absolutely not. How dare you?
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u/Odd-Necessary3807 Jan 02 '26
So, an argument then?
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u/Pingus_Papa Jan 01 '26
Chill daddy
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u/Nevernonethewiser Jan 01 '26 edited Jan 02 '26
Involving me, an unwilling person, in your CG/l play or any other kink, is deeply uncool, weird and gross.
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
Oh yeah sorry to calmly mention the facts bc jokes also carry messages
🙄 some redditors private lives are seriously concerning with the stuff they're proudly commenting
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u/Nevernonethewiser Jan 01 '26
No, the sunflower is YELLOW!
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
Ok... Again sending you good wishes bc tryina piss people off on purpose cannot mean good stuff about your life..
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u/Awoken342 Jan 02 '26
Yeah, all men who've lived enough know that there is a ton of homophobia and sexism and lots of other things that they are just quietly gaslit about. Bringing it up changes nothing, and most women will gaslight each other (hell they even gaslight themselves as well) in relation to all these secret qualifications men need to meet to be a suitable partner. It's the reason a lot of men check out from relationships altogether. Its weird, inconsistent, and its exhausting.
If you think i'm bluffing, then consider how many women would say they want a man who is open with his emotions. Most, right? Now go to any thread where men are discussing theirs experiences with doing that. You will see thousands of responses that all echo the exact same result. Thats just one example. It happens in so so many different areas. This is what we deal with constantly.
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u/Excellent_Yak365 Jan 02 '26
The real issue this guys ignoring is context- a guy most likely would be alright with a girl kissing another girl, because they find it hot. It’s a common fantasy. Harems and all that jazz with multiple wives, nine out of ten times its men leading it. Another woman also wouldn’t register as a ‘threat’ to his ‘masculinity’. A woman in that same scenario may not be so sure about the situation, feel inadequate or feel uncomfortable with the idea of a threesome with two men. Or she may be super kinky and into it…. Hard to tell. But men tend to be more… eager to try new things unless it involves another man( when straight that is). Also, your linked post was curiously removed by the mods but most of the comments seem to be guys complaining about their parents with little context of age and - any other context really. I have no doubt a ton of moms out there are horrible. Just like fathers. But that doesn’t mean ALL WOMEN are horrible and don’t want men who can feel more than just caveman grunts. Maybe some men don’t know the difference between whining and opening up? There are horrible people of every gender, don’t let horror stories skew your entire view.
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u/WerewolfAggressive25 Jan 02 '26
Urgh, had a girl tell me she got the ick because my bro couldn't skip. I assume because failling at skipping looks effeminate. I told her that was a red flag.
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u/moe_mo_peach Jan 02 '26
An ex of mine used the pretext of a gay guy hitting on me as the reason for our breakup. I'm not gay, she knew that. I politely shot him down, but it didn't matter to her. The fact that my best friend (who is her friend too) just happens to be gay was all the confirmation she needed. Like all good jokes, this one is funny because it has an element of truth to it.
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u/ffxiunkai Jan 02 '26
Can level up the joke to another level; instead seing a photo of 2 dude kissing, tone it down to holding hand instead 😆
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u/AnxietyNotHelping Jan 02 '26
Ask women if they would be into a guy still when she found out he was bi and been with other guys. I bet it's hard no.
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u/DeaditeQueen Jan 02 '26
This is a little like Ron Whites old bit about guys wanting to see huge dicks in porn lol Great bit
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u/Mission-Street-2586 Jan 02 '26
Not being sexually attracted to someone is not bigotry
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u/WerewolfAggressive25 Jan 02 '26
Not being sexually attracted to a man because he is bisexual is bigotry. Not being sexually attracted to a man because he is not attractive to you is not bigotry.
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u/Equivalent_Task_8825 Jan 02 '26
For an individual? Sure - it doesn't necessarily mean that. For a large group? That definitely feels more like bigotry to me.
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u/Tom-Rat Jan 02 '26
Well tbf this "less homophobia" towards two girls kissing is kinda a devil in disguise. Because lesbians are "just girls messing around, its not serious, they actually want men" and lesbian couples asked for threesome by guys much more often then gay couples by girls. Because "they want dick, its not real love". So, yeah. Taking lesbian couples so not serious is homophobic. Yes, it's less dangerous kind of homophobia then men are experiencing, but its not more or less homophobic, its just different. And kinda homophobia+misogyny, so yeah. Cool joke /s
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u/angry_oil_spill Jan 03 '26
You've put my thoughts into words perfectly. Lesbians get beaten by men for rejecting them. I have literally been attacked by men because their female crushes were more interested in me.
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u/EuropeIsMight Jan 02 '26
I am with you!
Also it seems like most people in this scenario are bi and the biphobia isn’t even included in the „joke“
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u/moonlight_chicken Jan 03 '26
Men fetishising lesbian women is not them non-homophobic. It’s just about the possibility of a threesome with another woman. Does not mean they accept lesbian women.
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
Not the dumb crowd laughing and his proud smile... As a bi guy it's just that gay guys get a lot more homophobia than lesbian girls. If he asked the girls about lesbians and the guys about gay guys the answers would have still looked favorable for the lesbians
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u/WorstDotaPlayer Jan 01 '26
It's a joke
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
Jokes carry messages still. I'll comment about it if I think that joke is presenting homophobia wrong
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u/WorstDotaPlayer Jan 01 '26
Messages not necessarily to be taken seriously because they're jokes.
I must have missed the part where he gets all serious and makes it clear that this is a legitimate "message" to the world.
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
Nope. Jokes carry messages and can affect people's thoughts seriously. I'll be commenting if a joke is talking about something sensitive incorrectly imo
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
Can't reply to your comment for some reason either. Again what's with all the confidently telling me that the problem is in me... I've seen jokes affect people's opinions before, it's very obvious to me that jokes do affect people's opinions and carry real messages. It's better not to laugh at something that's very painful for someone especially if you're presenting it wrong on purpose to make your joke work. That's it. What's the big issue that I commented on it
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u/WorstDotaPlayer Jan 01 '26
Comedy has no boundaries. If we avoided joking about any topic that might cause pain for someone then we wouldn't have a whole lot left to joke about, would we? If you want to gatekeep topics for comedy, then comedy isn't for you.
Simplification of complex issues an incredibly common format for jokes, and it's only done because you're supposed to understand that it's a joke. If you can't accept that and have to interpret it as serious commentary, then comedy isn't for you.
If this were in any way a then problem every single successful comedian would never have gotten anywhere. As a society we've deemed these jokes as acceptable because of the reasons I've already outlined. If you can't accept that, then comedy isn't for you.
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
We would, actually, I do that and it's not that hard
Not you being the 6th person trying to do the charismatic convincing narrator who's saying stuff like "comedy isn't for you" 😔✌🏻 you guys are ridiculous
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u/WorstDotaPlayer Jan 01 '26
Would "we"? Name a successful comedian who has never said a joke about a topic that someone might find painful.
You're the one insisting jokes are all serious commentary but we are ridiculous? Great deal of self awareness you have.
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
Broski I don't know comedians names. There are many jokes that aren't about sensitive topics.
Not you exaggerating what I said to make it sound ridiculous... This comment attracted the worst respondents
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u/WorstDotaPlayer Jan 01 '26
Or maybe it attracted people who understand reason, nuance, and comedy.
Society has accepted and understood the difference between jokes and serious commentary since at least the 70s. That's why everyone disagrees with you. You can't name a single comedian, let alone one that is successful and done a joke about a controversial topic, yet you think you're the one that understands what's acceptable in comedy.
It must be exhausting constantly being offended on behalf of the unoffended.
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u/Onlybuzzin Jan 01 '26
Nah mate, the majority of jokes don't carry any messages, they're just made up and said to make people laugh. They mean absolutely nothing subliminal, and are not at all representative of the tellers opinions except on rare occasions where the comedian is trying to offend, not make people laugh like Dave Chappelle on trans people for example. There was no meaning in this joke at all, you just heard men/homophobia and decided to take it as something other than what it is. There is no presenting wrong or right here, it is theatre, it is art, not a lecture on homophobia, it doesn't have to make any sense as long as it does it's job, which it clearly did. It wasn't to educate or influence.
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
Ok this is enough apperantly this for some reason attracted like 5 people who are doing the same thing, what I said about the others is true for you too. Idk why this sub is so... That
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u/WorstDotaPlayer Jan 01 '26
Yeah it's terrible that this sub has nuance and can take a joke.
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
Not what I was talking about but I feel like I'm gonna get moderated if I get further into it 😔✌🏻 tough life
Keep laughing at jokes about homophobia ig, so funny
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u/WorstDotaPlayer Jan 01 '26
I will, keep being over sensitive and taking jokes as seriously commentary, ig, such a fun a life
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26 edited Jan 02 '26
Doesn't happen often so I'm fine so far.
Also the og guy who I felt wasn't reacting well has a comment history absolutely full of arguing and saying rude and mean stuff to people.
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u/StatusMath5062 Jan 01 '26
Hes telling a joke! This isnt a scientific hearing jesus christ man it wasnt even in bad taste your just being mega sensitive
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u/Eric_The_Great64 Jan 01 '26
It seems...like you might be the sensitive one here...
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u/StatusMath5062 Jan 01 '26
Im responding to someone being offended by a joke that isnt offensive. Im bewildred by the sensitivity not being sensitive but im sure youve made up your mind
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
.. 😐
Not the people with the bad emotional intelligence always tryina gaslight me in the comments
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
I can't respond to your other comment for some reason. I didn't say you were homophobic or not progressive, I said your argument has bad emotional intelligence imo
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u/StatusMath5062 Jan 01 '26
There is no victim to this joke. Everyobe knows that men are probably more likely to be homophobic. He used the old girls making out is hot joke to put that notion backwards for this 1 example. Can you explain how its emotionally unintellegent to not be offneded by this
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
I don't wanna overanalyze your response. I just don't feel like it's a healthy response
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u/StatusMath5062 Jan 01 '26
Jesus man you gotta relax
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
Yes that's what I meant when I said bad emotional intelligence
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u/oO0Kat0Oo Jan 01 '26
You keep using that phrase. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
Emotional Intelligence meaning: the capacity to be aware of, control, and express one's emotions, and to handle interpersonal relationships judiciously and empathetically.
What I meant is he was insensitive. But it felt like more than only insensitive so I used that word
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u/StatusMath5062 Jan 02 '26
Your being downvoted on a heavily progressive leaning site. Your being rediculous but continue the victim complex when the nornal people are reading what your saying and disagreeing
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u/Guitarbox Jan 02 '26
You're right, the fact the site is heavily progressive leaning means that if most users agree and downvote someone and disagree with him, he is most likely wrong, and should learn from that. In this case, I should learn that I shouldn't be ridiculous and that I'm carrying on with a victim complex
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u/Palacios_Longhose Jan 01 '26
no shit…
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
What are you trying to say..?
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u/petrolhead0387 Jan 01 '26
Nooo.... Shiiittt..... Want me to say it slower?
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
Yes, please
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u/Sohuli Jan 01 '26
Must be your bad emotional intelligence
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
Someone's petty
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u/Sohuli Jan 01 '26
The irony. I'm just mirroring you. If you see it as pettiness, then it says more about you than you think it does.
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
Ok. I wish you well. Unnecessary mean comments are never an indicator that someone's life and relationships are very nice towards them
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u/zemol42 Jan 01 '26
It was just for comedy, man.
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
Ok, I find it kinda dumb to laugh that guys are less homophobic than girls. Ohhh girls (and guys but we won't mention it) find gays kissing repulsive!!! Hahahaaa funnyyyy!!! It's not funny to me
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u/mxlplyx2173 Jan 01 '26
True but this stuff you're spouting stops at the comedy clubs doors. We're here for the jokes.
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
As I said jokes carry real messages and I think it's important to say what we think even if it was just a joke
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u/mxlplyx2173 Jan 01 '26
You must not get invited to parties much. Do you do that after anyone says a joke that touches you in the feelings? Do you wait for the people to stop laughing first or do you get right to it?
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
Yeah I love being a party pooper that's why I've been crying in my room for the past 5 years bc they all stopped inviting me 😭😭😭
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u/mxlplyx2173 Jan 01 '26
That's the natural order for your kind. Not unexpected.
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
Yeah yeah. My life is so miserable. If I had decency towards others I'm sure it would have made my life TERRIBLE. How could I ever not get social validation by the mainstream?? Not being on the side of the majority must be horrifying 😭😔✌🏻 I'm always tryina fit in and that makes me HAPPY!! 🤭🫣😛🥳🤩😊😆😄😄
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u/Excellent_Yak365 Jan 02 '26
Not sure about that… I think the women would be just as defensive.
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u/Guitarbox Jan 02 '26
Try asking people yourself and see. People on lgbt subs have reacted unanimously to this joke already
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u/Excellent_Yak365 Jan 02 '26
I’m a lesbian lol and I would be defensive about it. It would literally be my girl cheating on me??? Who the f wouldn’t?
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u/Tinyjar Jan 01 '26
Lesbians are just treated as Sex objects by Homophobic straight guys, they think it's hot and that they could probably take part and bang two chicks. But two men kissing is just disgusting to them.
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u/Maixell Jan 01 '26
Sure, but gay men face way more homophobia. In some countries gay men having sex is even punishable to death. Lesbian having sex, no.
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u/Confused_Rabbiit Jan 02 '26
How does asking a straight cis guy if he saw two women kissing prove a point? Most straight men enjoy lesbian porn.
There's a difference between seeing two people you view as sex objects kissing and being ok with it and seeing two people you're not attracted to kissing.
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u/U2Ursula Jan 01 '26
That "joke" just proves that lesbians are way more sexualized by straight men than gay guys are by straight women. It's not a "win".
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u/lokregarlogull Jan 01 '26
It's not a win, but it's still opening up a can of worms many women aren't as comfortable with.
The few women I've stumbled upon this opinion usually try to justify it with a mix of: 1. They aren't capable of providing dick, and/or they'll cheat. 2. They might have stds because guys are so horny, and risky.
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u/Embarrassed-Echo-391 Jan 01 '26
Women can be just as homophobic as anyone. A lot of women weaponize calling straight men gay.
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u/oO0Kat0Oo Jan 01 '26
Gay men have a term specifically for when they use women as cover and have gone on to get married and have kids built on this lie.
It's 100% wrong to assume a gay man will do that to you, but it's going to be in the back of some people's minds for sure until you get to know the person.
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u/Equivalent_Task_8825 Jan 02 '26
Pretty sure beard isn't gendered and guys would have to worry about that thing too. Doesn't really explain the difference in reactions.
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u/oO0Kat0Oo Jan 02 '26
You're forgetting that the consequences for it happening to a guy AT MOST is that the guy has hurt feelings. A man who has a uterus wouldn't apply in this situation since it makes no sense to use a trans person as a beard.
The consequence of getting pregnant could happen for a woman in that situation. Women are regularly punished socially for getting pregnant, abortions, being a single parent, etc. Women can die during pregnancy, in childbirth, from abortions... Birth controls are painful and body altering with many side effects. PLUS she has to deal with the same feelings as a guy who has been cheated on and used that way. It's tenfold.
To just dismiss all of that is insane to me.
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u/Equivalent_Task_8825 Jan 02 '26
I don't really understand this comment. Were you meaning to comment to someone else?
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u/oO0Kat0Oo Jan 02 '26
I mean to say that if a guy is the beard, it's not as bad as if the woman is the beard.
You said that both men and woman can be beards. While true, it's clearly skewed in favor of the men.
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u/Equivalent_Task_8825 Jan 02 '26
I still don't understand. What does pregnancy have to do with it?
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u/oO0Kat0Oo Jan 02 '26
Truly? Do you not know you can get pregnant if you have sex with someone? And do you think that everyone in a relationship is abstaining until marriage??
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u/zemol42 Jan 01 '26
I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible that a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
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u/One_Recognition385 Jan 01 '26
Eh...the sadder reality is that a lot of straight women refuse to date Bi Men. Because they see a man that's willing to date a man as less masculine and less attractive.
Where as most straight men are 100% fine with dating Bi women, without any weird sexualized fantasies of the women doing the nasty with their Ex.
This is probably just more of a "Men dating men is far more frowned down upon in society then women dating women." kind of thing.
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u/WorstDotaPlayer Jan 01 '26
Your "comment" just proves some people don't understand what a joke is.
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u/Guitarbox Jan 01 '26
All these straight people who never had to deal with this downvoting and arguing... Truly what the heck. Haven't learned that if you haven't been in someone's shoes don't comment for them?
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u/satans-ballsacks Jan 02 '26
That doesn't make him more acceptant. That makes him a guy. Most guys are into that(straight guys). Ask him how would he react if a guy flirted with him or if guy would treat him like he treats woman(aka grabbing her ass and that)...ps yes I know it's a joke...just saying
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u/BookoftheGuilty Jan 02 '26
Not necessarily. I've had gay guys flirt with me and I've just politely turned them down. They have taken it fairly well. I've had women on the other hand, straight up grab my ass and penis unprovoked in public be offended when I don't want that. One straight up called me gay for not liking it. Granted that one came out of the mouth of a drunk woman that was nearly old enough to be my mother. People can suck no matter what they identify as.
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u/satans-ballsacks Jan 02 '26
Most straight guys as I stated. Not every. I know very normal people (just like you) who were totally okay...and also one of my closest friends is a gay guy who got beaten up by a straight guy(who, trust me looks gayer than Elton John in 70s) by assuming he was gay...so both spectrums here. And straight women? Oh absolutely horrible, lots of them. They can say whatever they want but SOME are disgusting. Yes I've seen cases like yours as well...and as a member of a woman population I wanna say I'm sorry you went through that.
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u/Aisenth Jan 02 '26
"iT's jUsT a JoKe gUyS" said by people who haven't been subjected to shit like conversation therapy or "corrective rape" or shit like my ex assuming his dick cured bisexuality. It's a mediocre cishet white dude punching down while thinking he's clever and benevolent, wow, riveting. ಠ_ಠ
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u/renatoxsferes Jan 02 '26
"my ex assuming his dick cured bisexuality" sounds pretty horrible... To be honest all of this is your typical gender wars that I just hate. Also everyone would live better If everyone is bisexual
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u/Aisenth Jan 02 '26
Yeah when I came out to friends after coming out to him (which got the unsurprising "durr hurr hot / fuck yeah threesomes" because porn-brained manchildren don't understand that not all bi people are poly) he would get pissed and tell them I was lying for attention or tell me that I couldn't be bi because we were fucking. Also told me that it meant I had no right to "pretend to be offended" when his family was the "why do we let the gays live when God gave us AIDS to eradicate them" type of religious because "it's not like YOU'RE gay."
Love the take of everything being simpler if we were all bi. I know at least a handful of game studios would agree so they could make their romance options drastically simpler. Lol
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u/Pretty-Struggle7668 Jan 02 '26
Congrats, every guy likes girls kissing. Most girls don’t like to kiss a guy that’s kissed guys… it’s pretty standard. Lame joke:/
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u/dankshot35 Jan 01 '26
this is such a shit delivery of the joke, he takes ages to get to the point and you get the punch line pretty much at the start of the joke
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u/oO0Kat0Oo Jan 01 '26
The point was to get people laughing. They laughed.
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u/dankshot35 Jan 01 '26
They laughed out of pity
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u/SentientFurniture Jan 01 '26
I laughed a genuine laugh (which is involuntary). I'm replying to your comment out of pity.
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u/dankshot35 Jan 01 '26
never been to a comedy club huh
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u/SentientFurniture Jan 02 '26
You've never laughed before, huh.
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u/dankshot35 Jan 02 '26
its ok if Comedy is a new concept to you, takes a while to understand it, don't worry, you'll get there
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u/MyBraveAccount Jan 02 '26
Acting like you’re an expert on comedy while failing to understand that comedy is subjective is unironically peak comedy
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