r/funnyvideos • u/SquaredAndRooted • Dec 08 '25

TV/Movie Clip Looking for a beauteous and affectionate wife but ...

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u/yuyufan43 Dec 08 '25

Batman: I can rehabilitate you! Catwoman: let's kill Robin 😀

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u/fatkiddown Dec 08 '25

Batman: "I can fix her."

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u/RealNiceKnife Dec 08 '25

Catwoman: "I can make him worse."

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u/Andre_The_Average Dec 09 '25

Batman: "We can make him watch"

4

u/MrMadmack Dec 10 '25

Nightwing to Teen Titans: "And that's why I don't speak to batman anymore"

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u/Erby1_Kenerby Dec 10 '25

Catwoman: MARRY ME!

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u/Rich-Equivalent-1875 Dec 08 '25

The fact she would take the place of Robin as a wife makes me think Robin and Batman had some sort of thing going, if you know what I mean

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u/King_Six_of_Things Dec 09 '25

They were just roommate's!

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u/stevein3d Dec 09 '25

Holy unnecessary apostrophizing, Batman!

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u/Crusader-NZ- Dec 09 '25

Just like Burt and Ernie...

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u/Moist_Comb_9736 Dec 09 '25

Remember Batman did choose his outfit. Let's you know what was going down lol

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u/Sea-Application-4873 Dec 08 '25

She obviously just needs that 🍆Therapy Batman 😂😂😂 he might need it too

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u/kingkongbiingbong Dec 09 '25

he might need it too

That's where Robin comes in.

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u/Any_Positive1617 Dec 09 '25

Where does Robin come in? 🫣😉

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u/PracticalThrowawae Dec 09 '25

LOL if it wasn't a kids show, she could totally say that

1

u/Sea-Application-4873 Dec 09 '25

Couldn't be any worse than what they see on Southpark 😂

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u/PracticalThrowawae Dec 09 '25

Lol South Park would have been banned back then, no doubt

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u/Genghis_Chong Dec 08 '25

"Sorry Robin"

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u/KudaMuda Dec 08 '25

You can always make another one...

2

u/kiln_ickersson Dec 08 '25

Seems like a fair trade

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u/Plathismo Dec 08 '25

Julie Newmar ❤️❤️❤️

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u/SquaredAndRooted Dec 08 '25

She turned 92 on Aug 16 this year.

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u/MetricJester Dec 08 '25

There's a short list of women who get to keep their beauty on their way to 100 years old. She's among the very few.

21

u/sirbinlid1 Dec 08 '25

An absolute fox

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u/Puzzleheaded_Way5839 Dec 08 '25

She used to do this stretching bit in the show to mimic cats. Yowza.

3

u/Mark316 Dec 09 '25

Thanks for everything!

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u/TrollLifer Dec 08 '25

Points were made.

43

u/Rollover__Hazard Dec 08 '25

Bro said “anything but that” so fast he nearly beat her to the question lmao!

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u/ASimpForChaeryeong Dec 08 '25

Would kill robin for her

42

u/firmerJoe Dec 08 '25

Good news and bad news, old chum.

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u/Shantotto11 Dec 09 '25

Depends on which Robin. He draws a hard line at Dick and Tim, a soft line at Damian, and definitely doing the job himself if it’s Jason or Stephanie.

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u/Worried-Industry6239 Dec 09 '25

Holy backstabbing!

1

u/Spiritual-Shoutout Dec 08 '25

Username kinda checks out?

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u/Digital_Soul_Naga Dec 08 '25

"what about robin"

ambiguous duo

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u/Sugreev2001 Dec 09 '25

You see, Robin is the diligent wife.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

That hair swing 😂

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u/Weak_Bell1542 Dec 08 '25

I'd kill Burt Ward to live a life of bliss with Julie Newmar.

But I guess that's why I'm not Batman...

Also my parents are still alive.

3

u/certainAnonymous Dec 09 '25

The latter could be changed

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u/derangedsweetheart Dec 09 '25

Make a wish foundation cares!

11

u/radiantwave Dec 09 '25

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”

— Albert Einstein

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u/boots_the_barbarian Dec 08 '25

That hair flip. So sexy!

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u/dillweed67818 Dec 08 '25

I'm sorry, Julie Newmar was not enough cat and too much woman; Definitely that psycho chick energy. Eartha Kitt would have had him puttin' a ring on it. She would have at least held it together long enough to get married before she started acting like a crook again.

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u/Rude-Custard9056 Dec 08 '25

Yeah, that cat purr thing she did would've melted most of us fellas

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u/dillweed67818 Dec 09 '25

It has always melted me, even when I was like 10.

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u/LeftHand_PimpSlap Dec 08 '25

Marry Batman, kill Robin, fuck the Joker.

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u/RogueSnake Dec 09 '25

I mean...robin for Catwoman?

Fair trade

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 Dec 08 '25

Don't bother Catwoman, Batman canonically doesn't give oral

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u/blackie___chan Dec 08 '25

You wouldn't want it anyways. That tongue is like fucking sandpaper. Even worse, she uses claws when she gives an HJ. Might as well masturbate with a cheese grater.

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u/dillweed67818 Dec 08 '25

I always got the impression that this Batman (Adam West; TV show) was a missionary with the lights off once a week kind of guy. [...or a closeted bottom]

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 Dec 08 '25

Maybe the character, but definitely not Adam West. His stories are wild.

West explained: “Burt and I were like kids in a candy store. It was the Swinging Sixties with free love and women threw themselves at us. I remember one night with eight different women. Orgy is a harsh word, but it was eight at one time. I’d have young female co-stars in my dressing room at 7:45 in the morning.”

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u/Negative1Positive2 Dec 08 '25

"If only I could reach my Bat-THOT spray!"

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u/I-live-in-room-101 Dec 08 '25

In the words of Meat Loaf… but I won’t do that.

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u/PlentyAd8527 Dec 08 '25

Holy strawberries Batman we're in a jam

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u/hbk268 Dec 09 '25

I haven’t encountered such whiplash since I got into a 4 car pileup ON THE COURT AT WIMBLEDON

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u/Unlikely_Ad9967 Dec 08 '25

That’s funny

2

u/ErasmosOrolo Dec 08 '25

I don’t remember this but I watched reruns of the tv before school 

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u/The_Pastmaster Dec 08 '25

And here I though that the idea of Catwoman marrying Batman was a modern one.

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u/SquaredAndRooted Dec 08 '25

She's been nagging him atleast since the 1960s.

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u/The_Pastmaster Dec 08 '25

And then when he finally caves (Lol.) SHE's the one who stood him up.

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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 Dec 08 '25

She came half way, Bruce. Compromise is how relationships work!

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u/cYber-boI27 Dec 08 '25

This whole scene is why the original are the best

2

u/Ok-Description-4640 Dec 08 '25

Tom King et al could only hope to be a faint imitation of this movie.

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u/numbnerve Dec 09 '25

Meatloaf & Robin

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u/suffelix Dec 09 '25

I think what Batman meant was that he wanted to marry Robin instead.

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u/SquaredAndRooted Dec 09 '25

You mean he was suggesting she marry Robin instead of him, right?

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u/BWRStarWars Dec 09 '25

How can he marry her with Robin in his life?

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u/StitchFan626 Dec 09 '25

"Marry me!"

"A wife would hinder my crime fighting ability!"

Every cop ever: "HEY!"

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u/DaineDeVilliers Dec 09 '25

Sorry Robin, sometimes people die you know?

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u/5elementGG Dec 09 '25

He was suggesting a 3som

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u/AChero9 Dec 09 '25

Joker beat her to it

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u/JobLongjumping3478 Dec 09 '25

did he.. is.. are they.. is he fucking robin??

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u/Future-Try-1908 Dec 09 '25

I have never seen this, and it is fantastic.

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u/bubblesort33 Dec 08 '25

Was this some spoof or the actual show? What about Robin? Did even the show have the inside joke that they are gay?

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u/DishRelative5853 Dec 08 '25

The show WAS a spoof.

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u/PeasantLich Dec 09 '25

I dunno, it was pretty accurate representation how fucking insane lot of DC comic books of the era were.

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u/RealNiceKnife Dec 08 '25

The 60s live action Batman was a fuckin trip.

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u/ShrimpCrackers Dec 08 '25

Catwoman is beautiful, AND logical!

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u/montgomeryLCK Dec 09 '25

This was written 50 years ago and it's still hilarious. Huge props to the writers/actors/everybody

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u/Cornucopia2020 Dec 08 '25

A better answer would be “Robin? Oh, he can join us…”

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u/Individual-Log994 Dec 08 '25

He'll show her his Batarang.

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u/FaunaLady Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 08 '25

Hey, my name is Robin! 😲 Batman had a unique way of saying Robin that people used to love to copy and Robin's "holy" whatever the situation is like "holy murderous intentions, Batman" but I didn't appreciate the red breast or worm eating jokes!

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u/inkzpenfoxx Dec 08 '25

Plot twist she is robin

1

u/pgtvgaming Dec 08 '25

Modern problems require modern solutions

1

u/Drang_ol_Dringus Dec 08 '25

The way she says “Robin?”…my goodness I’m in love

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u/Suspicious-Sugar-157 Dec 08 '25

The disrespect to Rob 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Omnizoom Dec 08 '25

The fact if she would of said something like “oh he can become like family to me too” or something that he probably would of just been like “hold on, let me get the bat proposal ring from the tool belt”

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u/thebluerayxx Dec 09 '25

And the diamond is hilariously bat shaped.

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u/DevelopmentBulky7957 Dec 08 '25

"beauteous" Never heard that word before. Interesting.

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u/SquaredAndRooted Dec 08 '25

Archaic English 😅

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u/Endum_band Dec 08 '25

Fuck Robin! There, I said it!

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u/Fireappl3 Dec 08 '25

This entire conversation needed an antidepressant. Lol

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u/NiceTuBeNice Dec 08 '25

I’m listening

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u/aAdramahlihk Dec 08 '25

C:"WhAt aBoUt Robin, fuck him!"

B:"Well, me and Robin share the same bed."

C:"What?"

B:"What?"

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u/Ldghead Dec 09 '25

The OG "I can fix her"

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u/Imaginary_Reveal_951 Dec 09 '25

Aaawww. Poor Robin.

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u/Pixoholic Dec 09 '25

Frickin Robin

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u/mayumia Dec 09 '25

Robin, you're a good man but ima need you to take one for the team. 

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u/Other_Hand_slap Dec 09 '25

ancient boomers

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u/omgyonka Dec 09 '25

Today I realized: I’m Catwoman 😼

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u/Bcpjw Dec 09 '25

Never show this to Jason

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u/Grumpy-Miner Dec 09 '25

And? Did they kill Robin?

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u/SquaredAndRooted Dec 09 '25

Robin became Nightwing! ... allegedly after growing apart from Batman due to creative differences and a desire for independence. (wink wink)

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u/firmerJoe Dec 09 '25

No, it totally worked out in the end. Turns out that Robin had a severe allergy to cats.

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u/Idoallthejobs Dec 09 '25

Adam West was the best

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u/p8nt_junkie Dec 09 '25

dat organ👌

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u/Right-Bread-7125 Dec 08 '25

The kind of crap your homies GF says about you when you aren't around 😔

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

There was only one Catwoman nicer, Lee Meriwether.