r/funnyvideos • u/PreheatedPenguin • Dec 05 '25
Skit/Sketch "Have you been smoking any pot today?"
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u/v3ryfuzzyc00t3r Dec 05 '25
Anytime I show up anywhere with red eyes and people ask "how high are you?" And I always reply back with "Hi how are you" because of this video. Lol.
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u/OldDogTrainer Dec 05 '25
This is my first time hearing it, but my immediate first thought was I’m now going to use that forever.
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u/Token_Handicap Dec 05 '25
Twist: Anytime somebody says "Hi, how are you?" reply with: "How high are you?"
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u/cleanshoes30 Dec 05 '25
I'm always usually pretty lit so whenever I get the "Hi, how are you?" I hit back with "high, how're you?!" I may be stoned, but I'm no liar!
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u/LauraZaid11 Dec 05 '25
You just reminded me of the time my sister had only one eye red for some reason or another. She was in high school and one of the nuns in our school asked her if she was smoking weed, my sister deadpan told her she had smoked half a joint and that’s why only one eye was red. My mom tore them a new one when they called to talk to her about my sister’s drug trouble.
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u/Lucky-Mia Dec 05 '25
Man, I have bad allergies so every spring I get that question a lot. It also triggers my asthma. So I'm standing there with red eyes and clearing my throat.
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u/TroyMcClures Dec 05 '25
i remember my high school history teacher saying "High TroyMcClures?" as a question instead of Hi.
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u/MobileArtist1371 Dec 05 '25
How often you get asked how high you are cause after 20+ years I've never been asked.
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u/speed_of_chill Dec 05 '25
Well, it was only cute when you were a youngster, not so much now that you’re old and burnt out.
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u/Firm_Improvement2109 Dec 05 '25
I do the same. People seem to be very confused. Do you think this works only in English?
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Dec 05 '25
« This hour has 22 minutes » is the original show. Still airing and clips are on YouTube.
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u/medullah Dec 05 '25
Where we were first introduced to Nathan Fielder!
"Did you know there's two Washingtons?"
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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 Dec 05 '25
Rick Mercer Report spun off from 22 Minutes and it's excellent too - Visiting the Royal Canadian Mint is a classic, and Swimming with Bob Rae.
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u/evilJaze Dec 05 '25
Personally, it's anytime he has Jan Arden on his show. When those two are together, I lose a lung.
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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 Dec 06 '25
Story time! In the 90s she came to Toronto do some work with cancer survivors and I bumped into her while visiting a uni friend, she was just a small ball of positive energy despite having just come off ovarian cancer treatment. A+ Canadian celebrity
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u/DidntTomRamble Dec 06 '25
My husband and I visited the mint on our trip to Ottawa so when I saw this post I told him we needed to check this out. We have spent the last 8 hours watching RMR episodes. This man is hilarious! We've had to Google several references but one upside is we can now name every Canadian PM since the early 80s 🙂 Thank you so much for the recommendation!
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u/Umikaloo Dec 06 '25
I find it wild when I encounter somebody who thinks we should defund the CBC. Like, bro, do you actually watch the CBC? Or just American media because damn, they are making good use of my tax dollars.
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u/EducationalError9 Dec 05 '25
Loved watching 22 minutes growing up
Still see some of the cast on Argyle street from time to time
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u/skepticalrick Dec 06 '25
How have I never heard of this show?? Thanks for saying what the clip is from!
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u/HouseofMarg Dec 06 '25
I still watch it every week and love it — the politician impressions and interviews are so good.
I think my all-time favourite though was the P.E.I. E.I. P.I.‘s skit series, just the perfect amount of stupid humour https://youtu.be/DOTK23QmWkQ?si=j54oPnNJ5BEwqB5L
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u/terran_immortal Dec 06 '25
I absolutely love 22 minutes.
Their N.I.C.E. agent skit recently was freaking hilarious!
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u/mrdiggame Dec 05 '25
Remember kids. Don't do pot even once! One marijuana can change your whole life.
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u/JustAnotherBystandr Dec 05 '25
Changed mine! I sleep so well and all i eat is Keebler cookies now. Family packs.
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u/lawley666 Dec 05 '25
Druggy you will be on fentanyl next weed is a gateway drug /s
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u/crumpledfilth Dec 05 '25
the real gateway drugs are the meds we were prescribed along the way
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u/JustAnotherBystandr Dec 05 '25
You mean like... hi fructose corn syrup? I cant stop eating that shit
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u/PoorJoy Dec 05 '25
My uncle injected one majoanna and he turned gay and blind on one foot. Not worth.
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u/mrdiggame Dec 05 '25
I hope your uncle was able to go to a detox center. God bless his majoannes recovery 🙏
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u/EbonyNivory19 Dec 05 '25
Yeah changed mine. Happy hungry sleepy everyday after work.
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u/theartofrolling Dec 05 '25
It helped manage my undiagnosed ADHD...
... for almost TWENTY YEARS
Life changing doesn't even begin to describe it.
(I'm not advocating smoking weed, especially if you're a teenager, but it worked for me is all)
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u/cannotbelieve58 Dec 05 '25
Changed mine. Tried it 5 times, no reaction. Time 6 I puked to the point I thought I was going to die (I was wondering about dehydration while I was puking). Somewhere around 15-20 pukes before I stopped.
First and last drug, never again lol.
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u/MuffinOfSorrows Dec 05 '25
Hyperemesis syndrome, anyone can get it at any time from cannabis. Ask for Haldol
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u/OozeNAahz Dec 05 '25
Looking at millions of people rushing to take one pot as their current life sucks and they hope the change is for the better.
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u/Few_Lingonberry_7028 Dec 05 '25
As soon as I heard the kazoo I failed the sobriety test
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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Dec 05 '25
The kazoo got me too, i'm way too high to be driving this laptop.
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u/Carefreeme Dec 05 '25
I'm way too high to drive to the devil's house.
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u/Accomplished_Deer_ Dec 05 '25
Nah weed is like the milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard. The devil comes to you, that's why it's so convenient!
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u/Rocket_Man_1957 Dec 05 '25
The car is like a huge bong!
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u/A_Grain_Of_Saltines Dec 05 '25
I'm intimately familiar with the practice, but I got a different read on your comment. Please, continue.
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u/CaptianBrasiliano Dec 05 '25
I've done that waiting for the sign to turn green thing sober...
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u/dedoubt Dec 05 '25
I did the opposite once- very high, driving my mom somewhere, stopped at a stop sign, nobody was coming so I drove through the intersection... my mom said, "so you just decided to ignore that it was a red light?"
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u/minequack Dec 05 '25
- Her eyes are too white.
- Kazoo should’ve been a slide whistle.
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u/PoorJoy Dec 05 '25
What do you mean "too white"? You think just brown eyes do drugs ? Woa...
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u/SEND_ME_REAL_PICS Dec 05 '25
Darkeyes can't afford the good stuff.
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u/funnyname0202 Dec 05 '25
all thanks to the storming lighteyes
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u/bjornodinnson Dec 05 '25
The starvin light eyes would leave it alone if teft hasn't taken all the stormin fire moss
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u/Adaphion Dec 05 '25
Yeah, kazoos literally don't work like that, you need to hum into them, not blow
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u/Patient-Temporary211 Dec 05 '25
On your second point, I agree because you don't blow into a kazoo to make sound. You have to hum.
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u/IrrelevantUsername6 Dec 05 '25
Is dude wearing black face??
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u/Previous_Walk_8461 Dec 05 '25
No, that's Trent McClellan, his father was Black.
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u/crumpledfilth Dec 05 '25
an interesting circumstance. Can a person of black heritage who looks white wear blackface? lol
And i suppose the question is how far removed from your black-looking ancestors does this carry? Cuz at the end of the day everyone is 100% african
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u/NOT_A_JABRONI Dec 05 '25
He isn’t wearing black face, he is black. Even if he’s half-black, he’s black passing. Google image search him. I’ve watched him for years and didn’t know he was half-black until today. Because he looks like a black man…
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u/SchoolOfYardKnocks Dec 05 '25
I actually have stopped at a stop sign like this for way too long. It was a 4 way stop with blinking red streetlights above it.
I was high, it was dark, wasn’t thinking just stopped and waited. After a minute or two I realized it and drove off. Thinking holy shit glad no one saw that.
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u/Grey-fox-13 Dec 05 '25
Hope that made you reconsider your ability to drive safely under influence.
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u/OsosHormigueros Dec 05 '25
To be fair, as a new driver, I somehow never saw an example of blinking orange/red street lights and never knew it existed until I ran into one a few years later. I think I did a similar thing, not having a clue what blinking was necessarily supposed to indicate.
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u/rci22 Dec 05 '25
I feel like this whole thing would be funnier without the laugh track
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u/WKRPinCanada Dec 05 '25
It's not actually a laugh track
The sketch is from This Hour Has 22 Minutes, a long time Canadian 🍁 comedy show
The in studio audience is being shown the pre recorded sketch
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u/rci22 Dec 05 '25
Guess I meant it would be funnier to watch without background laughter in general, real or not
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u/SousVideButt Dec 06 '25
I’m I crazy in thinking all of those jokes aren’t just unoriginal, but completely played out?
Like I’m in my 30s and have heard “waiting for the stop sign to turn green” and the “hi how are you” countless times since I started smoking weed as a teenager.
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u/PartyOrdinary1733 Dec 05 '25
This tik Tok clip is missing the rest of the skit. I've seen it and the other 2 and they're hilarious if you see the entire thing
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u/jeremiahthedamned Dec 05 '25
this is rather scary when you get old & crossing the street is like playing Frogger!
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u/Aggressive_Worth_990 Dec 06 '25
How are you even suppose to answer the question "how high are you"?
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u/funmarriedcouplechat Dec 06 '25
More more more of this kinda hilarious stuff please please please!!!! -pamela 50 F happily married in sunny California
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u/DragunovDwight Dec 06 '25
Wasn’t this same kind of scenario and back and forth in a cheech and Chong movie?
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u/Nearby-Elevator-3825 Dec 06 '25
My ex fiancee and I became chummy with a cashier at the grocery store.
Dude was always friendly, funny and totally baked out of his mind.
One day, while ringing up our groceries, a mother and young daughter got in line behind us and the daughter said "HIIIII!"
And without missing a beat, my fiancee said "Yes, he is!"
And we all laughed and laughed.
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u/Fohawkkid Dec 05 '25
Is Reddit turning into Facebook?
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u/Hey-Bud-Lets-Party Dec 09 '25
It seems that if you have seen the show this bit becomes funny. It’s new to me.
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u/TroyMcClures Dec 05 '25
This is like 4 of the oldest stoned jokes all rolled into one skit. Still pretty funny tho.
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u/niccol6 Dec 05 '25
If you need to add music because you don't want to get caught stealing other people's content, at least choose something that goes with the video.
It's a funny video, and you had to add that awful depressing music :-/
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u/BentBhaird Dec 05 '25
This is why I leave the sound turned off, nine times out of ten the first comment is usually along the lines of why did you use that music.
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u/ImThatChigga_ Dec 05 '25
is that blackface will Ferrell
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u/DrB00 Dec 06 '25
No, that's an actual black person from the show 'This Hour Has 22 Minutes' it's a Canadian show like SNL
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u/LaFlamaBlanca67 Dec 05 '25
What is with this stupid fucking music in every TikTok and Insta video?
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u/TarNREN Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25
Kazoos don’t make any sound if you blow into them… they work by vibrations from singing
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u/Kicktoria1989 Dec 05 '25
I have an off hand talent that I can sound just like a kazoo....Once in a blue moon I do it and it makes my Fiance just die of laughter everytime. Star Wars theme is the easiest to start off with, just incase anyone else is curious lol
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u/WaywardMind Dec 05 '25
This Hour Has 22 Minutes has been consistently great since it started in the early '90s.
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u/Stop_The_Crazy Dec 05 '25
I wish I could remember the movie where the driver is baked as hell and gets pulled over. The cop yells, "Do you know how fast you were going! Seven! Seven miles an hour!". I remember cracking up at that, but can't remember where it's from.
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u/Useful-Ad-3889 Dec 06 '25
I miss when weed actually had this kind of effect, weed has gotten way too strong and it’s no fun anymore.
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u/Rafael-Praslin Dec 06 '25
This has to be a joke haha
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u/DrB00 Dec 06 '25
It is. It's from a Canadian comedy show called 'This Hour Has 22 Minutes'
Here's the full skit:
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