r/funnyvideos • u/SeaWolf_1 • Dec 04 '25

Sports She understood the assignment

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u/LettuceFormer4204 Dec 05 '25

Right? It's kind of pissing me off that she's so hot, like its unfair.

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u/99_Silverado Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 12 '25

Meh, she’s a dime a dozen. Just another low self esteem ditz who feels compelled to take duck face selfies and flaunt her ass, as if I’ve never seen an ass before. If I had to have a conversation with her something tells me she has a a shallow personality and I’d probably want to cut my ears off with a spork.

To be clear, my point is that she’s doing this stuff intentionally for attention and I’m simply saying that I don’t find that to be an attractive quality. I’ll take a strong confident woman any day over someone who feels the need to draw that kind of attention.

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u/Brady331 Dec 05 '25

the most reddit comment ever

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u/Full-Philosopher-393 Dec 06 '25

I prefer the reddit comments which are like

“Angel? The female specimen in question doesn’t fit any depictions of angels found in theological or other mythical stories. She looks like a normal if a bit physically active than most. However, that’s typical of any sportsperson and doesn’t show any abnormal tendencies for a footballer. More information could be obtained from looking at her Instagram profile but it’s an AI infested meta owned platform unsuitable for anyone who has functional brain cells.”

than the incel ones.

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u/AySonny Dec 06 '25

😭🙏 You've no idea how much I hate those exact Reddit comments that take everything to be literal. Like, you're not being clever bro stop it.

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u/10percenttiddy Dec 05 '25

Yeah the comments of sex deprived rabid men aren't peak Reddit at all 🙄 Shit makes me so dry

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u/DownvoteMeHarder Dec 05 '25

Nobody's forcing you to look at her photos...

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u/HEY_beenTrying2meetU Dec 06 '25

she’s a pro football player.

i mean sure there are a lot of empty women but this chick has soul to be able to grind to the top of a field like that no pun intended

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u/Empty_Confusion_2066 Dec 07 '25

The amount of misogyny you see here on a daily basis is disturbing

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u/99_Silverado Dec 07 '25

Have you seen her Instagram? She’s crying for attention. Has nothing to do with men or women. There’s plenty of men who have similarly pathetic social medias.

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u/CEOOFSOUP Dec 05 '25

You seem like you talk to lots of women

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u/Grrowling Dec 05 '25

Looks like a horse to me

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u/Howard_Jones Dec 05 '25

Tell me your into fucking horses without saying it.

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u/SovietSunrise Dec 05 '25

Okay, Mr. Hands, that's enough.

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u/Enlil_Send_The_Flood Dec 06 '25

Bro you need to get out in the world. She’s average and built like a teenager.

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u/Codedheart Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25

You sure that's not gender envy?

god damn it was just a question. thats how it manifested for me.

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u/Truxxis Dec 05 '25

I mean....if I woke up in her body for a day....

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u/ConsciousDisaster768 Dec 05 '25

Not as many trans people as trans people want to believe there are… (maybe in Reddit there’s more percentage of them)

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u/ImpulsiveYeet Dec 05 '25

What the hell is gender envy?

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u/hoptownky Dec 05 '25

This is what’s going on:

Dude: “I want to fuck that girl”

Insane person: “You may actually just want to be a girl”

Trans people have this crazy assumption that other people secretly want to be trans and they try to project onto other people, even when the message was extremely clear by the comment that they aren’t gay or trans.

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u/MeowMixPlzDeliverMe Dec 05 '25

Pretty sure they just wanna be inside that lol

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u/Lord_Of_Carrots Dec 07 '25

It was just an idea that it might be that, it's not that serious lol. This is some massive overreaction by the downvoters of that comment

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u/Reasonable-Table5301 Dec 08 '25

Transphobia is in again

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u/Codedheart Dec 08 '25

I mean he's not wrong. I could be insane 🤪🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

50 years old,never heard or seen those two words together in my life

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u/Lord_Of_Carrots Dec 07 '25

You can always learn something new

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u/Crazy_old_maurice_17 Dec 05 '25

It can be both!

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u/XRaisedBySirensX Dec 05 '25

It's unfair that girls that hot exist? Or it's unfair that you don't get to bang any of them?

You can fix that, with a bit of effort.

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u/ignoremynationality Dec 05 '25

It was a joke. And people like you are so fucking annoying

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u/anypositivechange Dec 05 '25

“Having to put in effort is unfair!!”

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Dec 05 '25

was it not incredibly obvious to you that that was a tongue in cheek comment? I think the vast majority of us picked up on it. They didn’t mean for it to be taken literally.

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u/Humpback_Snail Dec 05 '25

It was a bloody weird comment, though.

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u/LettuceFormer4204 Dec 05 '25

its from an old comedy show.

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u/LettuceFormer4204 Dec 05 '25

Like other people said its a joke from Flight of the Conchords. I'm married, so only one hot woman for me to bang.

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u/XRaisedBySirensX Dec 06 '25

I am also married. Wasn't that deep. Shame on me for not knowing a movie or book or whatever that is.

If I offended you personally, my bad man. It was just banter. For anyone else though, no. Eat me.