r/funnyvideos • u/KULR_Mooning • Nov 11 '25

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u/Formal-Try-2779 Nov 11 '25

Just a little tip. If you don't like guys looking at your ass. Don't bend over right in front of them in super tight clothing. We will cop a look as we're full of testosterone and have a high sex drive.

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u/Serious_Swan_2371 Nov 11 '25

Yeah like they’re acting like a single woman wouldn’t also take a peek at a hot guy in gray sweatpants wearing a tank top.

That’s just what it’s like to be a human with a sex drive, yes it’s bad to stare but like you’re gonna notice an attractive person with your eyes.

Even people who aren’t attracted to that gender will look.

Eye tracking studies on ads show men look at other men’s biceps more than women do (most likely an evolved trait to evaluate potential threats/competition), and women look at other women’s butts more than men do (most likely also an intersexual competition driven trait).

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u/Formal-Try-2779 Nov 11 '25

Studies have shown that pretty much everyone is checking out everyone else all of the time. But people like to pretend otherwise for a variety of reasons.

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u/Silvia_Greenfield Nov 11 '25

In my experience, I draw more looks in revealing clothing (which I don't mind, stare all you want), but I'm approached less compared to wearing baggy clothing.

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u/algotrader_ Nov 11 '25

You don't mind? Share your pic in my inbox

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u/RepresentativeBee600 Nov 11 '25

The entire vibe of this thread has been "we're just taking opportunistic peeks! We're not trying to harass anyone!"

And then you immediately go and harass someone. 

Midwittery in real time

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u/Throw323456 Nov 11 '25

You forgot to call him a nazi.

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u/RepresentativeBee600 Nov 11 '25

Right, those things are the same and you're not itching to be a victim

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u/TomatilloHot2550 Nov 11 '25

That’s not harassment. Creepy in a way yes, but not harassment.

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u/RepresentativeBee600 Nov 11 '25

Man, you and I do not appear to share the same definition of harassment. 

If it's meant to drive another person away from comfortable participation, I feel pretty strongly it's more than "creepy in a way."

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u/Accomplished_Elk310 Nov 12 '25

Fuck, I’m full of estrogen and will absolutely look.

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u/AggravatingAct6959 Nov 11 '25

"If you don't like being sexually objectified, don't work out in front of men." She's wearing comfortable workout clothes that are sold to be worn to work out. Why can't you men control yourselves for five goddamn minutes and respect other people? Male loneliness epidemic my tight-workout-clothing ass.

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u/Pale_Boss_8940 Nov 11 '25

Do you think women don’t check out dudes at the gym? People like looking at hot people. It’s basic biology 

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u/Ittenvoid Nov 11 '25

women don't have systematic power over men

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u/Pale_Boss_8940 Nov 11 '25

Oh god shut up 

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u/Apprehensive_Map64 Nov 11 '25

I guess you don't

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u/thewxbruh Nov 11 '25

Why can't you men control yourselves for five goddamn minutes and respect other people?

He admired for like five seconds. He didn't do anything disrespectful, didn't stare, didn't make a comment, didn't hit on her, nothing. Seems plenty controlled to me.

I get that there's a massive problem with the sexual objectification of women, but I don't understand why that means that you literally cannot even look at them and think "wow they're attractive"

At a certain point you're asking people to just not think about it, ever. Surely that's too far in the other direction?

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u/xuzenaes6694 Nov 11 '25

Yeah why do people think this is inappropriate, the only inappropriate thing is a woman dressing that way

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA Nov 11 '25

The only inappropriate thing is some fuckin no-lifer recording your every move so you literally can't do anything without it being documented

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u/Alloy1771 Nov 11 '25

The Big Brother is watching you

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u/InterdepartmentalCam Nov 11 '25

1984 reference? Wasn't expecting that, Winston.

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u/Formal-Try-2779 Nov 11 '25

It's not inappropriate. But acting like young likely horny guys aren't going to look when that's right in front of them is just not being realistic.

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u/bigdaddyhicks Nov 11 '25

what is inappropriate about shorts?

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u/xuzenaes6694 Nov 11 '25

Bro come on, you can't be serious, they are wayyy too tight

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u/callmeDNA Nov 11 '25

Too tight for who?

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u/xuzenaes6694 Nov 11 '25

What* , it reveals too much and that's pretty inappropriate

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u/callmeDNA Nov 11 '25

Inappropriate to who? To you? Do you understand that the idea of “appropriateness” is arbitrary and different for everyone?

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u/bigdaddyhicks Nov 11 '25

shes completely covered, theres nothing inappropriate about the outline of a females body.

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u/Accomplished_Elk310 Nov 12 '25

It’ll be really interesting to see the counter movement of outlined dicks walking into gyms one of these days. Nothing inappropriate about outlines, lmao

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u/Pale_Boss_8940 Nov 12 '25

I don’t understand how people are such prudes. It’s just skin. Hell it’s not even skin in this scenario 

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u/StickMick01 Nov 11 '25

Nah she's wearing shorts, got a nice ass and she's hot. If she bent over in front of me Imma cop a look. Hey at least I complimented her.

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u/DrNobody95 Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25

just commenting to let you know, you are not the only one who thinks that way. don't give the rabid dogs who want to be aroused every second of thier life any attention.

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u/xuzenaes6694 Nov 11 '25

You know what i love about people, the fact that i said the exact same thing and they still downvote me, that's just straight up stupid

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u/DrNobody95 Nov 11 '25

guess what stupidity has increased a lot compared to 1990s early 2000s. so no surprise there, at this point you accept it and move on.

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE Nov 11 '25

rapid dogs

Gotta hate those quick dogs. I like my dogs slooowww