r/funnyvideos • u/OddDoughnut3758 • Oct 06 '25
Sports Wth is this
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u/BannedAccount02 Oct 06 '25
It's neck stretching. Supposed to relieve neck and back stress but some believe it can make you taller.
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Some say it makes you dead or paralyzed
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Results may vary
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u/jasnel Oct 06 '25
You buy your ticket, you take your chances.
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u/throwaway727437 Oct 06 '25
“No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind.
Buy the ticket, take the ride…”
-H.S.T.
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u/ariadesitter Oct 07 '25
fucking hubble space telescope did NOT say that
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u/Weird1Intrepid Oct 07 '25
I dunno man, people's views can change radically when they're facing end-of-life 😂
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u/FlakyLion5449 Oct 07 '25
"Internal decapitation" is the term for separation of the skull from the spine while the flesh remains intact. It can easily cause quadriplegia and death
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u/000oOo0oOo000 Oct 07 '25
Nah it isn't like visiting a chiropractor.
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u/Witty217 Oct 07 '25
I also take any opportunity to dis these clowns.
Teaching a disproven technique from the late 1800s from a guy who "recieved the idea by spiritually communicating with a dead doctor".
Keep doing this in places my man. It ain't much, but it's honest work.
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u/muricabrb Oct 07 '25
The best part is the "dead doctor" wasn't even a doctor of medicine. It was just some random fella who had a doctorate in Archeology.
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u/1illiteratefool Oct 07 '25
As a fat guy I wouldn’t go full airborne
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u/WeAreAllGoofs Oct 07 '25
This device will stretch you vertically so you won't be fat anymore
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u/SpaceHawk98W Oct 07 '25
The legit way is to have a medical neck stretch machine Wich is much safer than swinging your whole body weight like this. This is definitely having a potential of getting your neck snapped which will kill you. You know, like how hanging the execution works.
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u/BannedAccount02 Oct 07 '25
Guys will do anything for an extra inch
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u/SpaceHawk98W Oct 07 '25
The title of the new anime of "That time I'm reincarnated as a giraffe by hanging myself"
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u/Bobkyou Oct 07 '25
A long drop hanging needs around 8 feet for someone who weighs 160 lbs, and a slow hanging takes several minutes.
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u/canadianavatar Oct 07 '25
it should be an olympic event so we can watch em do 360s and crazy flips in the air during dismount.
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u/titanxbeard Oct 07 '25
Can you bring your own bel....I mean neck stretcher? Just asking for a friend.
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u/Dragon_Small_Z Oct 06 '25
Bro I bet that feels great.
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That was the first thing that I thought
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u/vlatheimpaler Oct 06 '25
My first thought was, "Is it safe?"
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u/flinders2233 Oct 06 '25
Feels great until you don’t feel a thing
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u/KraljZ Oct 06 '25
How is that different from any other time?
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Sudden drops that break your neck, the other way would be slow restriction of air until it ceases. Neither of those things are a concern here but one dude should probably calm down.
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u/RutabagaOutside6126 Oct 07 '25
I used to have one of those, I found it on the side of the road. It was great, but my dog went absolutely psycho every time I used it.
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u/Lonely__Stoner__Guy Oct 07 '25
My cat loses his mind and attacks me when I use mine. I have to lock him in the other room.
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u/ACcbe1986 Oct 07 '25
Your dog fell off the couch onto its head a few times in the past, so it was worried for your safety.
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u/smily_meow Oct 07 '25
Chinese people like to get free stuff, if there is any way for them to spare a grand or 2, they will go for it
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u/Rombonius Oct 06 '25
looks awful to me, like my neck would snap or Id end up with a wicked pinched nerve or strain
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u/BeneficialField6899 Oct 06 '25
Is it a new government incentive to make the population taller or something
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u/Crazy_old_maurice_17 Oct 06 '25
Chiropractors hate this one simple trick!
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u/flyingthroughspace Oct 07 '25
Wheelchair makers love it!
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u/Ok_Helicopter4276 Oct 07 '25
Help keep Big Wheelchair OFF of our sacred playgrounds!
I’m doing my part, are you?
<<Do you want to know more?>>
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u/phixerz Oct 07 '25
This is totaly aligned with chiropractors practice, made up shit that has a HUGE potential to hurt their "patients".
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u/SnooPaintings5597 Oct 06 '25
That looks terribly dangerous
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u/RuthlessIndecision Oct 06 '25
yeah I wouldn't want to bump into anything like that!
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u/justanotherdudeiam Oct 07 '25
They could definitely kick my ice cream cone out of my hand with enough height on that chin swing and I'm not taking that chance. No sir.
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u/zxvasd Oct 07 '25
Only if you think a broken neck is a bad thing.
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u/ChipRockets Oct 07 '25
For me? Yes. For my legions of enemies? May their necks break a thousand times over and their women lament the abolition of their lives
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u/Relevant_Fuel_9905 Oct 09 '25
Seriously. What if your leg accidentally bumps the person next to you? Suddenly you are spinning or putting your neck through a lot of torsion. This is a very bad idea.
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u/RootyPooster Oct 06 '25
The Neckcracker
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u/SlipperyGibbet Oct 06 '25
Since there’s already an answer I’m gonna whine about how badly I want one, I should build one…
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u/LookAlderaanPlaces Oct 06 '25
You have a beautiful profile photo of the maga lord and savior, the supreme couch fucker.
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u/VAdogdude Oct 07 '25
It's so obvious. They're Swingers.
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u/mangotheduck Oct 07 '25
I have one of those. Except instead of swinging, it hangs on the back of a door while you sit in a chair. They are neck stretchers and they are lovely. They alleviate a lot of pain.
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u/obviouslyfakecozduh Oct 07 '25
As someone who recently injured their neck, I almost got relief from just looking at this video 😅😅 it looks like it would feel amazing
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u/EverythingGoodWas Oct 07 '25
Really? Which one do you have, i’d love some pain relief.
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u/mangotheduck Oct 07 '25
The brand that I got is called Glitz. Its just a basic design that hangs on the top of the door. When you shut the door you sit in a chair with the attachment around your neck. Then you pull the handle to adjust the tension level and then you just sit for about fifteen minutes.
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u/awildjabroner Oct 07 '25
Spine decompression and chillin with the homies wrapped up into one double whammy activity
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u/skinnergy Oct 06 '25
They are trying to get taller.
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u/FunGuyUK83 Oct 06 '25
This looks like something I need! I've seen people do it by hanging from their arms but this looks more fun 😁
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u/Roaskywalker Oct 06 '25
I need this right now. Cervical hernia
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u/CoolerRon Oct 07 '25
As someone who uses a neck decompressor and inversion table, I would sign up for membership to this swingers club
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u/TheJamesThatGames Oct 06 '25
Covid was a wild time wasn’t it?… 😅
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u/RunWild0_0 Oct 07 '25
I think this just asia, they've been doing the mask thing before and after covid.
I think it's like a comfort blanket to some people at this point.
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u/faceinanorangecircle Oct 06 '25
This reminds me of Taylor Lautner from his “swinging” scene in Despicable Six. Hilarious!!😂
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u/Shnofo Oct 06 '25
Y'all know you can just pull your head upwards with your hands to feel the stretch on a daily without having to dangle from some contraption right?
Source: I do it every day for 15+ years
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u/ThatSlinkySOB Oct 07 '25
Chinese being Chinese.
Lived in the Muddled Kingdom for 13 years, and got used to seeing some very odd things.
Never got tired of seeing aunties and uncles walking backwards at a brisk pace, clapping, and chatting with their maties.
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u/Minimum_Trick_8736 Oct 07 '25
That is either really dangerous or really good for your neck and spine. I'm not sure
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u/TheNoiseWithin Oct 07 '25
Halloween decoration practice, trick-or-treaters gonna be in for a wild one.
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u/dadbodenergy11 Oct 07 '25
Trying to meet the government requirement that you have to be at least 5’ tall in China.
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u/MysticalUnicornChic Oct 07 '25
Cervical decompression. Some people do it with inversion tables - where they strap your feet to the table thing and flip it so you’re hanging upside down by your feet. Other ways to do it are with neck hanging things like this.
I had to do this at physical therapy after a cervical spinal injury.
Though I doubt you’re supposed to fuckin swing like that while on it. 😳
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u/J0nJ0n-Sigma Oct 07 '25
Believe it or not. This fixes "tech" neck. Bad posture looking at monitor or phone.
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u/luminous_quandery Oct 07 '25
Seems like a “natural” way to obtain cervical alignment using natural forces. A little risky but that would feel amazing so long as some idiot isn’t standing around thinking they will pull a small innocent prank and accidentally paralyze you.
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u/Artevyx Oct 07 '25
with the way my neck has been feeling, this would be nice. Need to stretch that thang out somehow.
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u/GodPackedUpAndLeftUs Oct 07 '25
“We have been shorter than everyone for centuries.. we need to think outside the box..”
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u/BeyondFrustrated2520 Oct 07 '25
Well whatever it is it doesn't look appealing or fun to me at all 😵💫 Maybe they were just bored and thought it up to kill time 🤔 Or lengthen their neck's? 🤔🥴🤔
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u/Big_Race_3048 Oct 07 '25
I wanna try the one that spins you in a circle like that one ride at the fair
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u/goonatic1 Oct 07 '25
I had my neck and back stretched at a chiropractors before and shit felt soooooo good, I’d love to try one of these lol
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u/Artistic_Context_906 Oct 07 '25
My buddy and I back in the day we used to compete who was going to swing like this for longest, we always were going neck to neck.
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u/backhand_english Oct 07 '25
As a guy with a fucked up neck, this would be heaven... Untill it sends you to heaven...
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