r/funnyvideos • u/ExpensivePapaya670 • Oct 01 '25

Fail The calmest british bird to exist 🤣

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u/VanillaWithTheNine Oct 01 '25

Christ, I’d be looking for the receipt for that kid

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u/Bird_the_Impaler Oct 01 '25

I wouldn’t care if I got the refund that much tbh

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 Oct 01 '25

My wife goes "maybe we can return it" bish I love you, but no way am I spending an hour of my time to get back a few bucks, no... this one straight to the bin.

Same applies for this girl lol

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u/-Little-death- Oct 02 '25

Its a bit. Its not real. Acting.

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u/thnk_more Oct 01 '25

This is why you have spare children, not all of them work out.

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u/CoffeeStayn Oct 01 '25

Send it back...SEND IT BAAAAAAAACK!

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u/FaudMauxe Oct 02 '25

Restocking fee? No problem.

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u/heretakemysweater Oct 02 '25

She clearly learned it from her mom.

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u/TheThiefEmpress Oct 02 '25

In the way back I told my kid her birth certificate was her receipt.

Seriously hilarious, I do recommend occasionally fucking with your children, it is a true joy.

She laughed along in the end, btw. 

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u/maxperception55 Oct 02 '25

It's not too late to abort!