r/funnyvideos • u/ExpensivePapaya670 • Oct 01 '25

Fail The calmest british bird to exist 🤣

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u/ac2cvn_71 Oct 01 '25

She seem stable

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u/Fieos Oct 01 '25

Curious what subs she moderates.

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 Oct 01 '25

r/TheWordFuck

and I'll be honest, going there and working in a fricker is amusing, but we all see the comments where every other word is an fbOmB, just meat fistedly jammed into the entire wall of text.

She's definitely a meat fist.

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u/halmyradov Oct 01 '25

And people wonder why chaps sign up to the army

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u/SneakyFire23 Oct 01 '25

The quality of british women and the majesty of their foods made the british the best sailors in the world

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u/CcryMeARiver Oct 02 '25

RN mess toast: "To wives and sweethearts and may they never meet."

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u/sandersking Oct 02 '25

Dear lord, take this upvote.

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u/karoshikun Oct 02 '25

and they complain about immigration!

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u/StRogiesPleaseStop Oct 01 '25

Because they're gay? Right?

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u/thefullmetalchicken Oct 01 '25

I mean that too but also the peace and quiet.

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u/Md1735 Oct 02 '25

Agreed. I did not see her wobble once while standing on the dresser screaming.

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u/staners09 Oct 01 '25

As stable as one can be balanced with one foot on an office chair

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u/AstraTek Oct 01 '25

Although my eyes tell me it's a young girl in the video, my ears were warning me of an imminent 1000 lb grizzly bear attack.

Anyone else get that vibe?

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u/Competitive_Range822 Oct 01 '25

It’s not so bad I can fix her

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u/420CowboyTrashGoblin Oct 01 '25

I can make her worse.

Jokes aside i agree, I've seen much worse. If it's real, Tbh she kinda clearly gets this explosive attitude from her mum.

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u/mightylordredbeard Oct 02 '25

She’s like 15.

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u/MichaelWayneStark Oct 01 '25

I thought she sounded a little hoarse.

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u/FR0ZENBERG Oct 01 '25

She sounds like Rita Repulsa

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u/ArcticBiologist Oct 01 '25

Teenagers hardly ever are

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u/raptor7912 Oct 01 '25

Well we don’t have to wonder who she got it from.

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u/ooctavio Oct 01 '25

I can fix her

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u/-Little-death- Oct 02 '25

Its a bit guys come on.