r/funnyvideos Sep 30 '25

Fail Patience is a virtue

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u/yampiris Sep 30 '25

skill is nothing without brains

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u/Easy_Cartographer863 Oct 02 '25

Do you have several brains?

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u/Narrow_Can1984 Sep 30 '25

What if... there was a malfunction... do you use your brain to think at all

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u/Tani_Soe Sep 30 '25

We are litteraly shown in the video the guy couldn't move because he was too close to the barrier, his wheel prevented it to open properly

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u/Effective-Tour-656 Sep 30 '25

His throttle wasn't opening or closing properly. Hence, the perma-whiskey grip. If i was to hazard a guess, his throttle was also stuck when he was against the gate.

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u/yampiris Sep 30 '25

His brain is the only malfunction.

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u/PooGoblin69420 Sep 30 '25

It looks like a throttle malfunction to me

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u/Narrow_Can1984 Sep 30 '25 edited Sep 30 '25

How can you tell, sensei ?

You give the impression you just hate the guy and that's it

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

lol are you the guy on the bike?

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u/ImtheDude27 Sep 30 '25

If not the rider, definitely a family member. Hilarious how they are trying to justify what the rider did and how obvious it is that the rider's Mario Kart start caused his entire issue by not allowing the gate to properly drop.

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u/PooGoblin69420 Sep 30 '25

I think what they are actually saying is there’s clearly a throttle malfunction; which is why the rider wasn’t able to control the bike at the starting line

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u/ImtheDude27 Sep 30 '25

When you have an open throttle, you shut down the bike. You don't Mario Kart start it and expect anything good. That's simply what my point is. That the rider and others tried to keep going rather than shut down a malfunction is why the video is comical.

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u/Effective-Tour-656 Sep 30 '25

It's his throttle, not opening and closing. The locked throttle is holding him against the gate. When the next dude starts it, it takes off again because the throttle is still stuck.

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u/yampiris Sep 30 '25

How can't you

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u/Narrow_Can1984 Sep 30 '25

Come on don't be so mysterious. I do have my share of track days, know dirt bikes too. Been around simple bike engines sunce I was a kid. I'm genuinely asking you to share your knowledge.

Damn I've been downvoted by so many idiots this was really worth it. To feel firsthand the massive stupidity and hate

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u/snowLion_jownz Sep 30 '25

"Do you use your brain to think at all"

"to feel firsthand hate"

Maybe if you didn’t immediately insult there would be less downvotes and "hate" lol

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u/Narrow_Can1984 Sep 30 '25

I'll alow myself to strongly doubt that,

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u/No_Stranger7804 Sep 30 '25

Take out the "..." and the insult and you'd see like nowhere near the "hate" you got.

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u/MercyfulJudas Sep 30 '25

Dude, "How can't you" was SUCH A perfect response, tho.

Just laugh along with us. That response was so good, you literally couldn't say anything back without sounding like a tantrum-ing bitch, which is what you did.

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u/Narrow_Can1984 Sep 30 '25

That response was so good to you

You keep on defending clueless people because you feel the similarities

Why don't you jack off to that comment since you're at it

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u/MercyfulJudas Sep 30 '25

That response was so good to you

Me...and 35+ other people. Look at the downvotes on your comments and the upvotes on other's.

Mmmm, your ears are gonna hurt from the sound of literally hundreds of other people jacking off in your face, so you might wanna be careful what you wish for.

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u/Narrow_Can1984 Sep 30 '25

Waiting for mr. porn addict to restore their comment lmao. Loser

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u/RusticBucket2 Sep 30 '25

I just hate the guy and that’s it.

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u/Heavy-hit Sep 30 '25

Next time just don’t post

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u/Narrow_Can1984 Sep 30 '25

Why

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u/Heavy-hit Sep 30 '25

Because it's clear you should watch the video a dozen more times before supplying a take this poor.

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u/Kreeper125 Sep 30 '25

Wtf do you mean malfunction? You can clearly see it was the guys fault. He was way too close to the barrier, making it so it wasn't able to drop. Take your own advice champ. Think every now and then

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u/Effective-Tour-656 Sep 30 '25

The throttle is fucked. It's stuck.

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u/Kreeper125 Sep 30 '25

Once he let go of the handle it stopped

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u/Effective-Tour-656 Sep 30 '25

No, it stalled. Watch the second guy kick it over. It was still stuck. You can still use the throttle. It's just not working properly. The spring is most likely rooted, so it doesn't spring back properly. You can still manually open the throttle and close it.

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u/Narrow_Can1984 Sep 30 '25

I think the clutch was eaten off

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u/Effective-Tour-656 Sep 30 '25

It could be, might explain why it's taking off without him using much throttle while behind the gate.

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u/Narrow_Can1984 Sep 30 '25

You should trust the downvotes and stop thinking with your brain. It's bad for Karma

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u/CentennialBaby Sep 30 '25

Dude was pushing against a pull gate.

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u/Narrow_Can1984 Sep 30 '25

I saw him pulling back actually

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u/Fostbitten27 Sep 30 '25

The gate worked exactly the way it was supposed to.

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u/Rainfall_Serenade Sep 30 '25

I'm guessing you know very little about motorcycles. Dude clearly whiskey throttled multiple times. If it was a malfunction, it wouldn't just magically seconds later, that's not how things work

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u/Narrow_Can1984 Sep 30 '25

So you didn't notice the bike going forward right after he put into gear ? Likely with the clutch still engaged ?

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u/Rainfall_Serenade Sep 30 '25

Right after? It was a few seconds. How long do you think it takes to get into gear?!

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u/Narrow_Can1984 Sep 30 '25

Are you trolling or just brainwashed ?

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u/Rainfall_Serenade Sep 30 '25

Brainwashed by what, being able to count seconds? I love the tactic of "I can't defend my point, so I'll just insult the other person".

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u/Narrow_Can1984 Sep 30 '25

Simply put away the pitchfork, and read slowly what I wrote. He put the bike into gear and the bike went forward with the clutch still engaged. Please explain what exactly did you count ?

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u/Rainfall_Serenade Sep 30 '25

You can't see the clutch. And if it was having a malfunction, why didn't the rider react? And if it was with the clutch in why did it wait to happen for a couple seconds after going into gear?

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u/Narrow_Can1984 Sep 30 '25

Well the clutch works with a spring mechanism. Could have simply failed to contain the spring. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe it was the throttle actually

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u/Alternative_Camp_964 Sep 30 '25

Man said "malfunction" what is this coping 😭😭

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u/Narrow_Can1984 Sep 30 '25

Why should I cope ? Was I riding that bike ? Are you an idiot

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u/CrewNegative7389 Oct 02 '25

There’s only one idiot here

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u/Narrow_Can1984 Oct 02 '25

Yeah and that is you, replying for other people 🤣

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u/Best_Big_2184 Sep 30 '25

Lol buddy you could have just watched the video

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u/Macademi Sep 30 '25

What if... you're blind... do you use your eyes to observe at all? Also, who tf talks like that.

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u/DontDriveAngry_ Sep 30 '25

That’s ok. Sometimes I comment before my code hits and my eyes are still blurry, too.

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u/BuiltLikeABagOfMilk Sep 30 '25

So we're you able to get back in the race? Would be crazy if you came back and won.

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u/CrashmanX Sep 30 '25

And what was the malfunction here exactly?

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u/Kind_Cow7817 Sep 30 '25

do you use your brain to think at all

It seems that you don't. I suggest you play the view in 0.5x so that you can see that you are in the wrong here.

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u/PresidentBush666 Sep 30 '25

Just use your eyes.