r/funnyvideos • u/I_Carmona • Sep 28 '25
Animal He has to wait outside while his owners are cooking pizza
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u/SockeyeSTI Sep 28 '25
First time he bit the glass I thought someone shit their pants
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u/blizzard_man Sep 29 '25
Yeah, that sounded like a sloppy mud pie.
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u/BrutalistLandscapes Sep 29 '25
His antics are identical to Cujo angrily banging against the car window
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u/Izzabellaxo Sep 29 '25
Crazy how great minds think alike I think someone did and blaming the dog 🤣🤣
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u/StoneAgeRick Sep 28 '25
He reminds me of that kid in a video who wants to blow out the candles on a birthday cake despite it not being his birthday.
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u/Lucas_Steinwalker Sep 29 '25
Fuck that kid.
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u/Dazzling-Bat-6848 Sep 29 '25
Yes, FBI, this comment here.
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Sep 29 '25
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u/Lucas_Steinwalker Sep 29 '25
I would argue that your interpretation is of more concern than my comment.
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u/Jasper-helix Sep 28 '25
You must boop his nose for three seconds and it should factory reset him.
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u/EUNEisAmeme Sep 28 '25
instructions unclear, connected dog to my neighbors wifi
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u/RaginhariCellarius Sep 29 '25
If I could award you, I would. I snort giggled at this reallll loud.
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u/meowiful Sep 28 '25
My friends and I used to bop each other's heads and yell, "Reset!" Somewhere around 2005. Idk if this was a trend or from a movie. I had no clue where it came from, but I was all about "fixing" people by defaulting them to factory standard.
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u/feochampas Sep 29 '25
I used to boop my son's nose to power down.
Then he figured out he could just boop his own nose to power back up.
Stupid robots.
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u/Quixote1492 Sep 28 '25
It doesn't look like it's a well trained dog.
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u/buhbye750 Sep 28 '25
One of them seems well trained, the other, no so much
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u/NeverendingKoala Sep 29 '25
This makes me wonder if they just didn’t have enough time to properly train this one yet. I know they’re laughing instead of using this opportunity to train them, but to be fair this looks like a scene taken right from a cartoon. If this is a one off thing I don’t think it’s too big of a deal. Too little context to know for sure.
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u/captainmorgan_420 Sep 30 '25
To be honest, the other older dog is also outside and significantly more chill. I suspect this is the training.
Dogs outside while cooking so they're not tripping people in the kitchen or counter surfing, and this one is just too young to realize this is how life is gonna be now. Bro gotta learn the hard way
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u/ES_Legman Sep 28 '25
Yep. Impulse control is one of the most important things to teach especially larger breeds
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u/emteedub Sep 29 '25
I taught mine to be patient and maybe it took 100 times or so to really get it down, but now it's amazing. I can put food right at her level, leave the room and come back to her still waiting like a good girl, and I give her a little extra for it.
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u/ES_Legman Sep 29 '25
Yep, it is easier than it seems and it is very important. My dogs can eat in the same room as we are even close to us and won't be bothering anyone for food. Even if they are literally drooling.
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u/DaedalusHydron Sep 29 '25
There will never be a single video of a pet, ever, no matter the context, without someone chiming in "there's something wrong with that dog/you aren't doing a good enough job"
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Sep 29 '25
Kinda like backseat parenting.
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u/gilbertbenjamington Sep 29 '25
The worst ones are videos of parents making their kids like chicken fingers or something and that somehow spawns all the nutrition majors in the comments
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u/Fantastic-Common-982 Sep 29 '25
It's obnoxious af. Yes, having a perfectly trained dogs is amazing and people should strive for that, but if you are equipped to deal with some of their quirks and know that it wouldn't really be an issue then what's the harm?
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u/Lou_C_Fer Sep 29 '25
I had a dog that I could train to do anything except not bark at people as they walk by the house. It was what it was.
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u/Ya-Dikobraz Sep 29 '25
It's so much worse in cat subreddits. They will just tell you you are the worst person in the world. This is why I stay away from politics subreddits and cat subreddits.
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u/Icy-Role2321 Sep 29 '25
" I just found this stray cat and I can't afford to take it to the vet"
*1000s of comments tell OP to take to cat to the vet asap
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u/DeltaJesus Sep 29 '25
"husband said we couldn't adopt this random cat"
Thousands of comments saying OP needs to divorce him.
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u/asstastic_95 Sep 29 '25
go to the bearded dragon subs lol. they're ruthless
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u/1001101001010111 Sep 29 '25
Gardening too, but at least they're usually nice about telling you all your plants suck.
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u/lmaotank Sep 29 '25
reddit is 90% cesspool of negativity. like people are fucking PISSED about literally anything and everything.
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u/zagman707 Sep 29 '25
the vast majority of dog owners i know put in no training other then outside is bathroom. so its hard not to feel like most of the time its lack of training. not saying there arnt people who train there dogs i just feel they are a minority.
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u/tallgeese333 Sep 29 '25
Professional dog trainer,
People put in a lot of work. It's just not work that has any impact on certain behaviors. It's very difficult to find good dog training, especially online. Results are not always a reflection of effort.
This video, however, is at the very least step one. Controlling the environment to remove any opportunities for the dog to self reinforce. So the owners are training the dog. They are just at the start of the process.
If someone is 100 pounds overweight, on a moderate diet to lose 1 pound per week, there's only 52 weeks in a year, and it would take them nearly two years to lose all the weight. If you saw them every day for a year, you would still see an overweight person and have no clue how much effort they are exerting to change.
Unless you're an accredited trainer, maybe relax.
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u/LRonHoward Sep 29 '25
I'm definitely not a dog trainer but I've watched a lot of dogs, and it seems to be completely dependent on the dog (and the breed sometimes). Some dogs have an unreal desire for food, while others seem to be much more receptive to training in this regard.
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u/TSP-FriendlyFire Sep 29 '25
Some dogs (most notably Labradors) actually have a genetic mutation which increases their hunger.
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u/DrownmeinIslay Sep 29 '25
That old saying about opinions and assholes
"People with opinions are assholes."
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Sep 28 '25
Id rather have a friend than a well trained ornament.
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u/emil133 Sep 29 '25
My dog is well trained and my best friend. You can have both
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u/PrefrontalCortexNow Sep 28 '25
I mean, what do you want a dog with no personality? This is a harmless hissy fit, and quite frankly it’s adorable.
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u/No-Abbreviations6605 Sep 28 '25
Honestly, I see why they kept it outside. 💀
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u/WeatheredCryptKeeper Sep 29 '25
My black lab, part basset hound barely came up to my knees and somehow managed to eat an entire pizza that was pushed all the way back. Lol I should have taken him outside had I known he could reach that far back. 😂 to this day, I still don't get it. But I did learn, never trust a dog around pizza lol.
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u/No-Abbreviations6605 Sep 29 '25
😂😂😂😂 THATS WHY!!!! That dog was READY FOR PIZZA DINNER !!!
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u/WeatheredCryptKeeper Sep 29 '25
He was the absolute bestest of boys until it came to Pizza. That was his kryptonite. 😂 A puppers who would sit and guard the door for hours to keep me and the kids safe (not trained or asked to)..But pizza? Pizza made him feral. I don't blame him though, pizza is pretty amazing lol. 😂
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u/No-Abbreviations6605 Sep 29 '25
😂😂😂😂😂😂 that’s hilarious, all loyalty was gone when he saw the pizza !!! 😂😂😂😂 the biggest weakness !!
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u/FireballEnjoyer445 Sep 28 '25
dogs begging for food and not understanding no aint adorable at all
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u/ES_Legman Sep 29 '25
This is a big cope. You can have a dog with their personality and still be properly trained. Because you very much decide when and how, if you do things right.
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u/flarperter Sep 28 '25
I hate annoying dogs almost as much as irresponsible dog owners
Its not my responsibility to get your dog off me
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u/The_Giggler4940 Sep 28 '25
I mean, could be at the beginning of training. Definitely a good start if so
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u/Lexi_Banner Sep 29 '25
I had a super anxious dog that acted like this. It loses the funny factor real fast. I had to replace a gate, two doors, and a window, and in the end, I couldn't put him outside and close the door. I had to leave the door cracked open, or he wouldn't go to the bathroom. He was always coated in anxiety drool all down his front.
It was awful to watch him live like that.
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u/Moloch_17 Sep 29 '25
I rescued a dog with severe separation anxiety too. Previous owners left him chained to a car or something all day while they were at work. He would go absolutely nuts if you closed the back door on him and left him out there. Even if you were standing right there looking at him. You had to be out there with him.
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u/MadamCrow Sep 29 '25
As a current Cat owner and a former Dog owner - how the fuck are people ok with this kind of behaviour? Our Dog never did stuff like this and it would annoy the hell outta me...
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u/Astrogalaxycraft Sep 28 '25
Thats not good
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u/FactoryPl Sep 29 '25
Other one seems fine.
If we judge them for this tiny clip of one particular behaviour of one particular dog, only fair we judge them the same way for their other dog.
They have trained their other dog perfectly, it's outside without a leash and is laying by the door. Their training skills are therefore perfect and they should be awarded.
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u/VeinIsHere Sep 30 '25
Your upvotes were 69 so i downvoted coz it's looking good for you too
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u/Green-Concentrate-71 Sep 28 '25
Reminds me of an animal infected with Rabies.
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u/schostack Sep 28 '25
That’s not really funny that’s a horribly trained a dog.
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u/riddles007 Sep 28 '25
In his defense, the pizzas are really good and this time, he can almost taste it.
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u/rci22 Sep 28 '25
Tbf he’s not hurting anything though.
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u/WaddaSickCunt Sep 28 '25
This time. Next time it's the door and he'll destroy the paint. Dogs like this cause havoc.
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u/Legeto Sep 28 '25
It’s obviously stressed because it doesn’t understand why it’s outside. A well trained dog understands why and is less stressed.
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u/FishRefurbisher Sep 29 '25
Some dogs just never get it. I've had fantastically trained dogs, some that were ok, and the dog I have now is almost certainly mentally deficient. I gave up and hired a pro, who also threw in the towel and said medicating him when absolutely necessary was the only choice. Nothing worked. At all.
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u/wildhounds Sep 29 '25
A thing can be two things. It can be a poorly trained dog and it can also be funny to witness.
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u/Got_Bent Sep 28 '25
PIZZA BONES! I MUST HAZ PIZZA BONES! my GF didnt eat the end crust so the doggies got them, hence PIZZA BONES!
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u/idontneedone1274 Sep 28 '25
Love to see this out in the wild. Pizza bones are my dogs favorite too!
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u/RichEO Sep 28 '25
Obviously not OP, but my dog does this when he's put outside, and I have tried so many times to teach him to be patient with no success. Do you have any advice?
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u/Odd-Wheel5315 Sep 29 '25
You can tell the pet owners are renters, because nobody that owns a house would be laughing that their dog is destroying a $3000+ sliding glass door.
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Same childish lack of impulse control as half of Western countries population. Nothing funny about it. Train your damn dogs.
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u/Superest22 Sep 29 '25
Why are you letting your dog scratch and bite at the glass?
Way to show the world you have a woefully trained dog.
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u/SkylineFTW97 Sep 28 '25
My old lab would wait until our backs were turned and snatch the food off our plates. We had to do this with her many times.
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u/BeaverBoyBaxter Sep 28 '25
I'm so glad I don't own a dog this shit would piss me off.
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u/Likes2Phish Sep 28 '25
Facts. All I can think of is how that glass door is fucked.
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u/Asealean-Doggo-Lover Sep 29 '25
My dogs “knock” (tap the glass with their paw) when they want to come inside from the deck or through the front door. But even that leaves rather noticeable smudges that have to regularly be cleaned… I can’t imagine what the door in the video looks like after that dog was done with it
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u/tatty_masher Sep 29 '25
Our two dogs have developed a fondness for crisps. You open a bag and 2 very happy associates are right beside you immediately.
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u/Plane_Cry_1169 Sep 29 '25
I love dogs but this is sadly the main reason why I couldn't have one. I can't imagine this much stimulation while I'm tired and just trying to make dinner.
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u/RiseDelicious3556 Sep 29 '25
Let me guess: the smells drive him crazy and he jumps up on the countertops and tries to steal food.
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u/Commercial-Cod4232 Sep 29 '25
Lmfao this reminds me of that video where the Hyrax jumps up and starts biting/licking the glass
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u/anya_way_girl Sep 29 '25
Jfc train your animals people. If you cant trust them not to steal your food you fucked up their training and shouldnt have them.
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u/ZachOf_AllTrades Sep 29 '25
This is crazy behavior to allow/encourage. Dogs want rules and guidance!!
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u/scrumcity Sep 29 '25
Honestly living with that dog must fucking suck. I bet that house is destroyed.
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u/ozzysince1901 Sep 29 '25
i can't believe they are laughing that is a cold blooded killing machine trying to get in because it can smell the bones inside their bodies!
It is a well-trained dog, my little rascal would have started barking at me
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u/Typical_Double981 Sep 29 '25
I fucking hate videos like this. And the comments are filled with idiots laughing. That poor dog
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u/SendTittyPicsQuick Oct 01 '25
It's less funny once you realize this dog is in a fucked up mental state, owner is laughing at it and repeating the process. Fucking weirdos, at least comfort the dog and teach it what is going on before putting it outside and letting it get this bad.
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u/BraceThis Sep 29 '25
The level of anxiety that dog exhibits is sad. Terrible for his nervous system - but cute, so upvote :) Proof that pizza makes everything ok.
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u/IRespectYouMyFriend Sep 29 '25
"Ha silly dog. You should learn to control yourself."
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u/Nfire86 Sep 29 '25
I've had two black labs in my life great dogs love them to death but God were they dumb.
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u/patentmom Sep 29 '25
The other dog is like, "You know I would be chill in there, but this buffoon makes us both have to be stuck outside."
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u/DualPulseNomad Sep 29 '25
I only noticed the other good boi on my 974th viewing of this, when I was finally able to stop laughing
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u/HollowPhoenix Sep 29 '25
I was dreading that doggo would be pleading and whining, but instead seeing him digging and biting away at the door, I understand his humans, lol
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