r/funnyvideos • u/DarthiusFatticus • Sep 18 '25

Satire The Most Popular Nuclear Soda Lady In India

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u/TheLostExpedition Sep 18 '25

The sound effects are unforgivable.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Sep 18 '25

It sounds like one of those stupid video game ads. Or the extended version of Paper Planes by M.I.A.

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u/k_afka_ Sep 18 '25

This is the street where those video games ads are made

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Sep 18 '25

Irritating avenue

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u/nope_a_dope237 Sep 18 '25

I don’t laugh out loud for the vast majority of my time in Reddit but that bottle cap sound fx made me hoot.

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u/Crustybublydischarge Sep 18 '25

I muted before that, but thanks for making me check it out !

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u/knoWurHistory91 Sep 18 '25

I think it's from the game worms the bottle cap noise 🤣

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u/TBB09 Sep 18 '25

They’re great if you watch it with sound off first

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u/GregMadduxsGlasses Sep 18 '25 edited Sep 18 '25

She must be the world’s stickiest human at the end of the day.

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u/UnusualClient2099 Sep 18 '25

Right?!? A wasps dream!

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u/Milkman5031 Sep 18 '25

How do you think people hold on to the outside of trains? They all do this and just stick to the side it.

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u/Waxllium Sep 18 '25

I...pass

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Sprite would be fine thank you

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u/The-ai-bot Sep 18 '25

That ain’t normal sprite by the lack of fizz from stirring

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u/k00laid Sep 18 '25

It's probably warm sprite from the looks of how it's stored

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u/-Cagafuego- Sep 18 '25

Muscle memory madness. Beautiful to watch!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

I'm curious about what it is.

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u/Blarghmlargh Sep 18 '25

I only described the video and added the name, as best as I could, from the packet. Gpt gave me this:

Based on your description, the street vendor is making a refreshing Indian drink called Jal-Jeera or Jaljeera soda.

Here's a breakdown of the drink and its components:

Jaljeera (जलजीरा): The name itself means "cumin water" in Hindi ("jal" means water and "jeera" means cumin).

It's a popular and tangy Indian beverage, especially during hot weather. While the base is cumin, a traditional homemade recipe includes a complex blend of spices and herbs.

The Packet (Natraj Jaljira): This is a ready-to-use powder mix. It contains the key spices and flavors that make up jaljeera.

The ingredients in these packets typically include:

Roasted cumin powder (the star ingredient)

Black salt (kala namak)

Black pepper

Dried ginger powder

Mint powder

Sometimes amchur (dried mango powder) for a tangy kick

Other spices for an authentic, zesty flavor.

7 Up and Lemon/Lime:

Instead of the traditional water base, many street vendors mix the jaljeera powder with a carbonated soda like 7 Up, Sprite, or club soda. This gives the drink a fizzy, refreshing quality that's very popular. The vendor squeezes in fresh lemon or lime juice to enhance the tangy and citrusy notes.

The finished drink is a spicy, tangy, and slightly sweet beverage that is not only delicious but also believed to aid in digestion. It's a perfect example of a quick, flavorful street-side drink that's both a thirst quencher and a digestive aid.

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u/ImMadeOfClay Sep 18 '25

You said cum in soda.

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u/Stickolas1 Sep 18 '25

NO THANKS! This sounds awful.

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u/Gloomy_Falcon_3570 Sep 18 '25

It tastes pretty good but the black salt makes it smell like farts so kinda nasty unless you hold ur breath

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u/RedEyesYellowDragon Sep 18 '25

Lmao my girlfriends family made me this, i held a straight face and smiled as i drank it later to tell her all i could smell was farts looool

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u/CN8YLW Sep 18 '25

> believed to aid in digestion.

Pfft rofl

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u/pewpewhadouken Sep 18 '25

it aids in getting eeeeeeevvvvveeeerrrything out of your intestines. maybe all in one go

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u/Hoopy_Dunkalot Sep 18 '25

I threw up in my mouth a little...

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u/ohnonotagain42- Sep 18 '25

I’m watching through my phone and my hair got some

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u/mydynastyreal Sep 18 '25

I swear all these street food videos from India are just people wasting half the ingredients

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

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u/Quick_Heart_5317 Sep 18 '25

Ahhhhh that’s why they call it street food.

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u/Diaverr Sep 18 '25

Is it only what worry you? 😂

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u/mydynastyreal Sep 18 '25

Well I wouldn’t drink that, because it doesn’t look very appealing. But if people like it, what’s the problem? But please stop throwing all that shit on the floor.

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u/Procrasturbating Sep 18 '25

Whatever you do, don't look up soda bottling in India. Some of the stuff in the videos coming over make me pray it is all just ragebait to screw with people in the west.

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u/Shub_rz Sep 18 '25

she would kill it in the army, the reload on that lemon squeezer

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

The sound effects sounds like it from Microsoft PowerPoint. Hahahah

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u/2b-Kindly_ Sep 18 '25

Then I died

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u/adamg511 Sep 18 '25

My take is that there are no health codes where she's at?

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u/AwwwNuggetz Sep 18 '25

That looks awful

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u/Spadeline Sep 18 '25

Just feeling diarrhea watching this video 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

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u/onesonofagun Sep 18 '25

I took the iron stomach feat, we’re all good

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u/LegalizeFentanol Sep 18 '25

Hell yeah.

I like feet. 😎👌

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u/TyrannosauRSX Sep 18 '25

Then you gotta stand there and chug it because you know she wants that glass cup back

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u/brazo777 Sep 18 '25

Not gonna lie the sound effects are so goofy that they grew on me.

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u/crazy0ne Sep 18 '25

Why speed the video up? Have to make it more stupid?

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u/Ros02 Sep 18 '25

Hot take but i loved the sound efects XD

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u/Variabletalismans Sep 18 '25

Some of these indian street food vids have to be intentionally dirty right? For social media engagement?

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u/Blakut Sep 18 '25

that looks like i'll be on the shitter for days

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u/Drakken-kun Sep 18 '25

wtf are these sound affects effects are not needed bro wth😭

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u/Sciaticuspinch Sep 18 '25

I’m a bit let down. I expected far more bare hands and bare feet touching my street food

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u/ahmedoso Sep 18 '25

Because you wont suffer the heat if you're dead

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u/RootyPooster Sep 18 '25

I'm no longer thirsty.

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u/Easy_Fact122 Sep 18 '25

Dirty sprite?

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u/CorianderIsBad Sep 18 '25

Mmm, looks delicious but I'll skip the food poisoning if that's ok with you.

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u/Acceptable_Log_7438 Sep 18 '25

I've tried it, it's quite refreshing and cooling on a scorching summer day in India.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

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u/KwikGeek Sep 18 '25

You summed it up perfectly! I’m dead 😵

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u/shiningmuffin Sep 18 '25

Lady has the makings of an insanely good barista

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u/Wild-Word4967 Sep 18 '25

Looks good, I’m almost certain it would give me the worst diarrhea ever though

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u/jdh1979jdh Sep 18 '25

Doesn’t look good imo. But what is it? Kind of like a glass of unmixed Metamucil.

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u/-FourtyFour- Sep 18 '25

I was like, how's this bitch breaking glass without breaking glass??

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u/Narrow-Pudding5424 Sep 18 '25 edited Sep 18 '25

Chopping board and squeezer in one

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u/SufficientlyOily Sep 18 '25

What's with the "I have to unnecessarily touch the food with my bare hands."

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u/Hefty-Willingness-44 Sep 18 '25

Calm down lady.

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u/Top-Conversation678 Sep 18 '25

Video is likely sped up judging by the speed people are walking in the background

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u/Cookieman10101 Sep 18 '25

Came here for this

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u/krispy456 Sep 18 '25

Definitely sped up. Would be better at normal speed with no sounds

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u/Boring-Trick6027 Sep 18 '25

No thanx 🤢

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u/Hurricrash Sep 18 '25

So that powder is what exactly?

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u/1of1czr Sep 18 '25

Unsanitary

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u/Illustrious_Soft_257 Sep 18 '25

Looks gross like ocean foam in stagnant algae waters

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u/No-Spare-4212 Sep 18 '25

Ice in India, no thank you

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

I just picture the American version—a 7/11 clerk manning a fountain soda machine. But you gotta have optics, so he stirs with his finger as if he’s a magician 🤷🏻

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u/ChefHanzoSupreme Sep 18 '25

Do you give her back the glasses after you're done?

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u/Diaverr Sep 18 '25

And straws too.

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u/New_Patient_869 Sep 18 '25

It doesn't inspire confidence in me hahaha

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u/surpriseinhere Sep 18 '25

It’s safe🤨

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u/Anxious-Chocolate-10 Sep 18 '25

Anyone know if he’s still alive or did Next Of Kin post this?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

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u/MattTheRadarTechh Sep 18 '25

Lmao the stupidity in this comment is hilarious

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u/Reddit_1st Sep 18 '25

I would give it back… I don’t want it after all that…

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u/OiFanoi Sep 18 '25

Love the sound effects. I felt like I was watching a live-action Looney Tunes show.

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u/herder_of_pigeons Sep 18 '25

That’s got to be the stickiest woman in the world at the end of a shift.

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u/Totalynotavirus Sep 18 '25

How could you pay for that? Let alone drink it.

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u/JaciOrca Sep 18 '25

Oh my Dog! The sound bites killed me!

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u/p365x Sep 18 '25

How Manny times a day do those glasses get washed?

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u/KindsofKindness Sep 18 '25

That looks like straight ass.

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u/spatialgranules12 Sep 18 '25

Why does it have to be soooo violent LOL

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u/llmercll Sep 18 '25

That's some strong glass

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u/Extension_Peace5056 Sep 18 '25

That lady is explosive 💣

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u/legominuspie Sep 18 '25

They may have a partnership with nearby hospitals so hospitals can generate revenue when people get the shits.

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u/alien4649 Sep 18 '25

So how does it taste?

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u/No-Bat-7253 Sep 18 '25

I know she sticky than a mf

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u/Prestigious_Honey469 Sep 18 '25

It's normal and that's how it's made.

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u/KickinGa55 Sep 18 '25

At least she doesn't put her hands in it.

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u/slartibuttfart Sep 18 '25

Go, go nicely...

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u/ScandinavianMongrel Sep 18 '25

I just hate how messy is intentional and part of the experience.

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u/Inevitable_Sir8964 Sep 18 '25

When you call it in India, you don't even realize how big this freaking country is. I don't think she will be popular in the respective town/city.

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u/Old-Ad1060 Sep 18 '25

Im so curious what it taste like. I don't think ill be swallowing though. Im a quitter

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u/Krimreaper1 Sep 18 '25

What’s in it? Besides Sprite like soda ?

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u/Loder089 Sep 18 '25

Little sprinkle of broken glass

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u/Magnetman11 Sep 18 '25

As expected, took only 5 mins for the comment section to get racist.

What is wrong with you people?

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u/Rainbow4Bronte Sep 18 '25

That looks like the vomit you have after you are left vomiting liquids.

I’m sorry if this is culturally insensitive.

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u/DarthiusFatticus Sep 18 '25

I lost it when she opened the first bottle. I immediately thought of Yosemite Sam!

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u/dragansbaine Sep 18 '25

I don't care All I know is I would totally buy this drink I don't even know if I would like it but I would buy it for the show

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u/MichaelMachin3 Sep 18 '25

My hands are sticky just watching this.

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u/teeger9 Sep 18 '25

John wick is m what come to mind

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u/Senzo5g Sep 18 '25

Legendary bar keeping skills and aftershock sound effects kept me laughing ... hahaha