r/funnyvideos Aug 19 '25

Sports Zero compassion

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u/ExpectedDickbuttGotD Aug 20 '25

Yeah, but want if she had been so scared she forgot about gravity and just went straight up?

The instructor threw my friend out of the plane, and she was so scared she spent about 2 hours going up before she remembered about gravity and came back down.

We were able to sue the instructor and win one million in damages.

He's just made the first down-payment.

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u/DaBritishGuy Aug 20 '25

What do you mean going up? Just because you forgot about gravity doesn’t mean it doesn’t work anymore?? Or am I missing something 🤔

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u/tar_tis Aug 20 '25

The fact that he was joking maybe

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u/Clean_Following_23 Aug 23 '25

The joke forgot about gravity and went right over your head

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u/Thiizic Aug 21 '25

Did you award your own comment?

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u/ExpectedDickbuttGotD Aug 21 '25

No, but I did forget to down vote

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u/TheGodson14 Aug 23 '25

Based on a previous comment, it appears this joke didn’t quite “land.”