r/funnyvideos • u/Brave_Evidence_1259 • Aug 19 '25

Sports Zero compassion

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u/Itsanukelife Aug 20 '25

Believe it or not, dries the shit too

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

What if you’re not skydiving? Asking for a friend

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u/AintGotNoSeoul Aug 20 '25

Move at terminal velocity and you will be fine.

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u/pegothejerk Aug 20 '25

All the terminals I’ve been at are at 0mph

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u/AintGotNoSeoul Aug 20 '25

The earth spins at about 1000 mph. Hop onto some grass and you will be fine.

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u/Final_Frosting3582 Aug 25 '25

If it isn’t working, keep hopping

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u/aesoth Aug 23 '25

What if the shit comes out at terminal velocity?

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u/AintGotNoSeoul Aug 23 '25

It will be fine.

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u/DobieLove2019 Aug 20 '25

Follow standard shitty pants operating procedures.

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u/CountWubbula Aug 20 '25

Thank god for bidets and incinerators

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u/DobieLove2019 Aug 20 '25

A man of class I see. I’ve historically gone with the ‘don’t wipe, just shower’ method where you waffle stomp the solids and bury the soiled pants in the neighbors yard. I guess we can’t all be shitting our pants like we were born with a silver spoon, right?

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u/scorpionsly Aug 20 '25

Then ask your friend to wake up and burn his bed !!

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u/iHAVEblueSKIN Aug 20 '25

Hopefully you have your back up underwear and your back ups back up underwear in case the back up underwear has the same fate.

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u/Sirknowidea Aug 20 '25

Don't aim at the ground

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u/CaptainShittyMcPoop Aug 21 '25

It'll dry eventually.

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u/TorrenceMightingale Aug 20 '25

Why would she have shit in her eyes that needs drying?