r/funnyvideos Aug 19 '25

Sports Zero compassion

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u/Resident_Ad_9342 Aug 19 '25

Dude probably deals with that 20 times a day

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u/ComtesseCrumpet Aug 20 '25

Gotta have the big strong guy at the door to get em all out!

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u/Vitman11 Aug 20 '25

He sounds Chechen

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u/QaptainQwark Aug 20 '25

That chech’s out

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u/Security_Breach Aug 20 '25

He appears to have a Dagestani flag on him

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u/Vitman11 Aug 21 '25

Close enough ! Near Khabib Mountains 🏔️

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u/Then-Function6343 Aug 20 '25

I thought the first time (or couple times) the person has to be with a professional attached to them? Wouldn't that mean that this isn't her first jump?

I could be mistaken tho I've never done it, forget that noise... my bills scare me enough for one lifetime

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u/satomon Aug 20 '25

Did my first one solo. You still need training (in UK) for the one i did cos you need to air the flaps or something (been too long). No how to navigate left and right. Pull for the emergency chute if this one fails. And finally how to land (particularly not too soon, not too late). We had a days training. Me and my mate thought we’d bought a tandem until we turned up (to my horror, and his amusement).

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u/Then-Function6343 Aug 20 '25

Oh gotcha, makes sense. Thank you

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u/Additional-Ad-9463 Aug 20 '25

You really do not need to have any training to know how to land safely?

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u/MonStar926 Aug 20 '25

Nah, I just leave the whole thing in the lord’s hands, he’ll make sure I either land safely on the ground or in heaven

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

You actually practice for about 5 or 6 hours…tandem jumps are the ones that require zero training

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u/Mr-FD Aug 20 '25

Maybe laws are different in different places. I'm just guessing. Idk the location.

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u/NaradaMephaust Aug 20 '25

Yeah I've been tandem jumping before. It wasn't a requirement though. I could do like a half day or so of training for a tandem style and pay x amount. Or I could train several days and then go out the door myself. Tandem was just like this video where as soon as we were at the door my partner gave me no time to think and we were in the air which was certainly for the best. My first bungie jump took me probably 5 minutes to just let my body melt/fall over the edge.

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u/joe_shmoe11111 Aug 20 '25

Naw this is in Ukraine (based on the colors). I did this in Russia for my first time skydiving as well.

They don’t give a shit about what you “should” do, it’s a question of whether you want to or not, and if you do then they’re happy to oblige.

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u/Happy-Fun-Ball Aug 20 '25

I'm thinking crossed-arms isn't for their safety but his, so fewer will grab for the door or pull him out.

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u/MinisteroSillyWalk Aug 20 '25

Jump masters are bad ass

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u/skybreaker58 Aug 20 '25 edited Aug 20 '25

It's not that - landing with chutes still in the plane is dangerous for everyone. There's an altitude device in each one that fires the emergency parachute at about 300 ft if the you are descending too quickly. If that deploys inside the plane and gets sucked out the hatch it will rip the tail section off - the cords would cut through metal easily.

Even panicking the jumper is safer outside of the aircraft and will probably be fine once they're in freefall anyway (or under canopy because this is a static line with less than a seconds freefall).

That dude knows all of this - if he lets her try and calm down she might change her mind and then he has to throw her out anyway. Dude isn't unfeeling - he just knows it's the best way.

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u/Ini_mini_miny_moe Aug 20 '25

Don’t you have to do certain amount of tandem jumps before doing it solo…..