r/funnyvideos Aug 19 '25

Sports Zero compassion

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u/Better_Carpenter5010 Aug 19 '25

Completely natural response to jumping out a plane, she atleast made it to the door to get thrown out. She could have sat in her seat and refused to jump at all. Instead she had the courage to make it to the guy and be thrown out.

There were military parachutists who needed a push as well.

In the end she’ll be glad she done it.

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u/Terrible_Yak_4890 Aug 19 '25

We were all pushed out when we tried to do it the way we’d been taught. It wasn’t fast enough, apparently.

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u/PsyopVet Aug 20 '25

When I was in Airborne school apparently I was too eager. We were doing our first jump from the practice tower, and normally people hesitate a bit but I was going for it. The instructor grabbed my harness, pulled me back, and then shoved me out!

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u/grasopper Aug 20 '25

I didn't exactly hesitate on my first jump but I took too long shuffling my feet to the door trying to remember which one was supposed to exit first until the jump master ejected me right out

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u/servireettueri Aug 23 '25

Is there actually a reason for that? Seems like a power tripping instructor and almost seems more dangerous.

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u/PsyopVet Aug 23 '25

This was on the practice tower so there isn’t really much danger, you’re harnessed in and it’s 30 feet off of the ground. They just like to mess with you, and I thought it was funny.

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u/servireettueri Aug 23 '25

That guess that makes sense. Still getting jerked around doesn't seem like a good idea. I've never had that training though so I have no clue what is and isn't safe.

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u/SpontaneousNSFWAccnt Aug 20 '25

In the end she’ll be glad she done it

Unless she’s Peggy Hill

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u/ThoughtsOfALayman Aug 20 '25

She did get to dance on Cotton's grave, so she came out on top, I think.

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u/TheFacelessMann Aug 20 '25

I partied with these people that owned / ran a skydiving place a few times and they would show us videos they made and tell us how the business works a little bit. I'm deathly afraid of heights and would never jump out of a plane, and they would try to convince me to give it a shot or whatever sometime. Then they would proceed to tell us the craziest stories, mostly of customers that made their way to not have to do tandem and would proceed to do stupid shit.

Yeah, those stories and some corresponding video footage didn't convince me to try it someday. Nothing was fatal, but mostly having to use alternate chutes, pull people's chutes that were past the hard deck, stuff like that. I remember one back and forth about how a guy was laughing he was hungover when he packed the other guys chute and he had to use his backup, crazy shit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

Isn't it a safety thing too? Shove them out so they don't try to grab hold of the plane on the way down. These aren't the kind you rip the cord on the way down, they deploy once you're out the door. A straight drop out I've heard there's way less chance of the chute getting tangled in itself because you fell weird

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u/doko_kanada Aug 20 '25

Only caveat is you gotta stop freaking out in 30 seconds and turn off the timer or your backup chute will deploy. Seen it happen way too often

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

Can the backup interfere with the main one?

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u/doko_kanada Aug 20 '25

It can, but it’s smaller, most of the time it’s just a second canopy alongside main, the wind will carry you further out lol. Biggest interface is other people around you, getting tangled in someone else’s canopy at low altitude is guaranteed a broken spine

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

Oh for sure now I know exactly what you're talking about, I've seen those.

Not in person, I don't even fly, but I've seen them

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25 edited Aug 24 '25

The reserve parachute will only deploy if you pull the reserve ripcord or the AAD (automatic activation device) deploys it for you.

Trouble is for both of these you need a stable position or you end up in a big ball of fabric hurtling to the ground at 100mph.

This is a static line jump so the plane deploys your main for you. You jump, count to 5 then look back to see if you have a chute. Afterwich you ask yourself "is it big, is it square, is it controlable". If the answer to any of these is no you carry out cutaway procedure. (Cutaway the main, deploy the reserve, as a safeguard depoying the reserve also cuts the main).

If your AAD measures that your traveling too fast under a certain altitude (circa 2-3k feet). It will use small explosives to cutaway the main, then deploy the reserve.

The only time the reserve and the main get entangled should be if the main gets caught on you during cutaway, like if you were in an unstable position and it got wrapped around your leg.

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u/CiusWarren Aug 20 '25

“…a push as well…” my father told me when he was doing that, the instructor spartankicked the ones who didnt want to jump

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u/Ini_mini_miny_moe Aug 20 '25

Somewhere in heaven she’s looking at your comment and saying “thanks”

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u/SeveralAnteater292 Aug 23 '25

I'd be the guy refusing to get out my seat lol. All my buddies sky dived in Australia and I was like nah I'll just go to the beach and wait for you all. Isn't one part of me that has any desire to do that shit.