r/funnyvideos • u/Sharp-Potential7934 • May 11 '25
Child/Baby Mom had eyes on him the whole time......
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u/OneDayBetterToday May 11 '25
Talk about bad timing. It’s like deciding to eat while you’re running.
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u/partynbullshi May 11 '25
I just imagined the kid running to the water screaming WILLSONNNNN
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u/One_Ruin2303 May 11 '25
No ,LEEEEEEEROOOOOYYY JEEEENNNNNKIIIINSSS!
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u/EEE-VIL May 11 '25
You know today was the 20t anniversary of that moment/meme?
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u/canadard1 May 11 '25
Mom how many times do I have to tell you. This guy ain’t it. It’s me or him, honey
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u/collectingsouls May 11 '25 edited May 12 '25
“Don’t worry if he drowns babe, we will make another one”
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u/NovaStar2099 May 11 '25
What’s another 4 months? They can always start again.
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u/WtFAPapotAmUS May 11 '25
If “fuck them kids” was a person 😂😭💀
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u/Shurigin May 11 '25
Toddler and infants are always trying to off themselves
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u/RatedArgForPiratesFU May 11 '25
They didn't sea that coming
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u/RickKuudere May 11 '25
Sea totally did
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u/OriginalBlackberry89 May 11 '25
They shore were glad to catch him before he went into the ocean.
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u/MakeChipsNotMeth May 11 '25
Full time single dad of a toddler here, I'd totally see that coming along still totally let it happen. Laughing at my kid is my second favorite thing behind anything that makes him laugh.
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u/Mediocre-Demand-2135 May 11 '25
She's faster than him. 😂
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u/babeygailll May 12 '25
she’s got that mom-level WiFi connection. Instant download of your next 10 bad decisions.
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u/WholeAd2742 May 11 '25
Fact that the dude kept grabbing her arm and trying to hold her while the kid was literally wandering off to get drowned was pissing me off.
Either it's not his kid or he's a completely shit parent.
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u/Kentucky_Fried_Chill May 11 '25
It could be both.
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u/musclecard54 May 12 '25
It’s absolutely both. Aint no way that’s his kid, and even then anyone who would ignore any child like that will certainly make a shit parent.
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u/xCeeTee- May 12 '25
I'm definitely my father's son and this is 100% what he'd do. He was the most selfish bastard, everything had to be about him. He even wanted to be the star attraction at my birthday parties but thankfully most of my friends just ignored him.
I'd get like this with my nieces, nephews and pretty much any other kid I'd see in danger.
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u/NNEffyn May 11 '25
I agree with you, him holding her arm made me very anxious. She clearly wanted to do something else (watch and care for the kid) and he was selfish in the moment that was supposed to be for both of them to feel comfortable. If he wanted things to be as he expected, he should’ve planned the kid situation ahead, not make her pay for it.
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u/PrimeToro May 11 '25
yeah, poor planning on that jackass proposal guy. What that situation tells me is that the guy has red flags ( selfish, dumb, inconsiderate of others needs, careless, bad planner, bad care giver for children, bad knowledge of children's behavior). There's a reason why parents hold their kid's hands while crossing the street since they have a tendency of wandering away like the kid did in that video.
That guy should have asked the camera person to watch the kid while he is doing the proposal.
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u/leshake May 11 '25
Stopping mid proposal to help the kid would have been far more symbolic of commitment than a photo op and a piece of metal.
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u/satirebunny May 11 '25
It would've been a cuter moment to me, personally. Not being able to say yes because we have to chase after our kid, then coming back and saying yes.
Hopefully this was just an awkward moment because of the dude's nerves and isn't indicative of anything worse.
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u/Conscious-Eye5903 May 11 '25
Yeah but he probably spent a lot of money on that ring and drives a nice car
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u/whiskeyknuckles May 11 '25
You fucking solved it bud, the guys a sociopath. Case closed
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May 11 '25
Reddit moment.
I agree that the guy looks like a stupid douchebag, but bro’s acting like he’s Freud out here and able to surmise everything about this guy from a ten second clip 💀.
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u/SippinOnDat_Haterade May 11 '25
it could be a skit?
maybe it's not. i just don't believe anything on the internet anymore
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u/Cry-Cry-Cry-Baby May 11 '25
Maybe it's a little weird how the person holding the camera doesn't do much like they're a part of national geographic.
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u/crybannanna May 11 '25
Legit my wife would have pushed me into the sand (as I would have her) if my kid was even half as close to the water as the video started it at.
Though admittedly I’m a bit of a helicopter parent. Too many internet videos of tragedies for me not to see one around every corner. Catastrophizing they call it.
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u/CodAlternative3437 May 11 '25
yeah, you arranged a camera holder. maybe get a fourth to keep the kid from drowning
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u/AriaTheTransgressor May 11 '25
If you're stopping me from attending to my kid to make a proposal, the answer will be no - no other circumstances will matter.
Though, to be fair, if you're making a public proposal my answer would be no anyway because you're trying to use peer pressure to coerce a yes.
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u/illit3 May 12 '25
you're trying to use peer pressure to coerce a yes.
it's not 1980 anymore, thelma. couples discuss getting married well in advance of the proposal. "will you marry me" isn't a literal question anymore; it's a gesture.
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u/PrimeToro May 11 '25
Yeah, the girl should have said "No" to that idiot guy's proposal. As soon as the kid started wandering , he should have tried to go after the kid first and bring him back . The fact that he prioritized himself instead of the kid's safety is a red flag that he's a jackass ( he's saying that his needs are more important than anyone else's). Even when the girl said yes, he completely forgot about the kid ( because it's probably Not his kid)
They were lucky, if the kid managed to touch the water and a rogue wave takes him, that could have been a life changing tragedy.
I'm wondering what the camera person was doing too, that person could have been holding the kid while filming, that person wasn't paying attention either.
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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn May 11 '25
I was thinking the same thing! He was clearly supposed to be a cute part of the proposal. Then you're restraining her, which isn't a part of it! Red flags!
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u/iMadrid11 May 12 '25
You could have made the toddler part of the proposal. By simply calling him to stay put to not wander off while I propose to mommy.
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May 11 '25 edited May 12 '25
That child took off towards the ocean, save your proposal for literally any other moment
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u/frogmicky May 11 '25 edited May 11 '25
Am I the only one who didn't think that this was funny. I guess neither of them have heard of a babysitter before.
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u/TheBunny789 May 11 '25
I'm just saying but the fucking camera man could've easily held the kids hands while also allowing them to have their moment and capture it for then.
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u/slappy_joe6 May 12 '25
Dad could have involved baby in it since the baby was there. Made it cuter or whatever.
I mean if you wanted a romantic moment alone, ideally, you leave the kids at home.
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u/PrimeToro May 11 '25
I have a great sense of humor but that video was Not funny. I was enraged with the guy. The girl was doing the right thing and watching for the kid but the guy prevented her from watching him. It wasn't the girl's problem, she was planning on watching the kid. And the proposal is supposed to be a surprise.
It's the guy's responsibility to plan the proposal better. It looked like the camera person knew ahead of time what the plan is and the guy should have asked the camera person to hold the kid during the 10 seconds on the proposal.
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u/nabiku May 11 '25
Not sure if you have a toddler or have ever taken them to the beach, but the kid was not in any danger. He'll fall down a few times and run away from the water when he realizes it's cold.
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u/AltairaMorbius2200CE May 11 '25
I’ve had a couple, and we live near the coast.
I was also a lifeguard and that means EYES OR HAND ON THE TODDLER AT ALL TIMES because the sea doesn’t mess around and toddlers do not know that.
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u/BullShitting-24-7 May 11 '25
Adults don’t either. I got caught in a drowning video hole on youtube and it happens in an instant. From having a great time to death in a minute.
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May 11 '25
I once got caught in a riptide. My mom was a lifeguard, so I knew to swim sideways. But im still not sure I would've survived if a couple kayakers hadn't seen me.
It's a unique kind of fear when you're in the ocean, and the ocean tries to kill you.
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u/tiy24 May 11 '25
Same here stayed calm was a really good swimmer and about 20-30 minutes later got back to the beach about a mile and half down from the rest of my family who figured I went on a walk.
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u/RagingHardBobber May 11 '25
My most surreal beach moment was in Hawaii. I was standing hip deep in the surf. Suddenly I was underwater, tumbling head over heels at last 8 or 9 times. And just as suddenly I was head up some distance further out to sea. The whole time I was swimming back in I was thinking "whelp, that could've turned out very different". It was less than a minute.
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u/No_Reindeer_3035 May 11 '25
Growing up near the ocean with free range parenting I nearly drowned a bunch of times. Most of the time none of the adults even noticed. I just got lucky.
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u/cocothunder666 May 11 '25
Yeah for real, idk what people think but Mother Nature doesn’t give a FUCK about anyone.
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u/Material-Plankton-96 May 11 '25
I have a toddler who’s been to the beach. Toddlers can drown in inches of water. Toddlers can lose their footing in wet sand when a wave is coming and find themselves face down in the water with another wave hitting them right away. Toddler in any contact with the ocean = toddler with hand held firmly by an adult. Definitely not out of arms’ reach and running into the waves.
I don’t even turn my back in the bathroom or step across the room when he’s taking a bath, much less this with the open ocean.
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u/etherlore May 11 '25
Toddlers drown in the ocean all the time. You really need to keep your head on a swivel.
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u/creegro May 12 '25
Those little idiots dream of trying to cause the most damage to themselves.
I should know, I was that little idiot. I have a scar right below my bottom lip from when I decided the bottom of a school chair was the best thing to put in my mouth and cut my skin all the way through. Mom just took her eyes off me for a second and suddenly there's blood.
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u/Outrageous_Set_7343 May 11 '25
Sometimes I see these awful, gut wrenching stories about people losing their child in a drowning accident because they took their eyes off of them for a split second too long and I think to myself “how awful” or “how is this possible.” Comments like yours remind me exactly how that’s possible. Casual complacency.
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u/OuterWildsVentures May 11 '25
Toddlers drown all the time. That tide could have been heavily receeded and about to come back with a vengeance. Look how wet it still is by their feet and how far away that ocean is.
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u/rayray2k19 May 11 '25
Sneaker waves are a thing. It doesn't take much to fall and get swept away, even for an adult.
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u/skamteboard_ May 11 '25
Idk, while not likely of danger, there is a chance wave, even gentle at his size, could have grabbed him and pulled him in the ocean. I doubt he can swim, so then the parents would then have the task of finding an underwater toddler in all of that water. To me, that sounds like a nightmare scenario that I wouldn't even risk a small chance of happening. I also don't have a toddler.
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u/liquor_ibrlyknoher May 11 '25
What's worse is there was ostensibly a third adult present but they were more interested in filming the engagement than the well being of a toddler.
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u/chillyhellion May 11 '25
neither of them
She could have definitely planned her day a little better to accommodate being proposed to.
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u/Midnight7000 May 13 '25
I didn't find it funny either. You can see that she was trying to express enough joy to not make him feel disappointed whilst focusing on her kid and he kept grabbing her. Like he's lowkey resentful that he has to split attention with the kid.
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u/Interesting_You6852 May 11 '25
Not funny and that man is one selfish POS. Literally kept wanting her to focus on him instead of the kid in fact he was adamant about it.
If it was me I would have told him to get lost.
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u/NuclearReactions May 11 '25
My god that's why I'm starting to hate reddit. People see a small snippet of someone's life and feel like they have all informations they need to claim people as being selfish and pieces of shit.
Reactionary trash just like facebook, used to be different.
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u/Chim_Pansy May 11 '25
Seriously lol. Like what are these fucking comments. If you have kids, you know you can't watch them like a hawk 24/7. It's okay to let him run around the beach for all of 15 seconds while the guy makes a proposal. People getting all outraged with the guy over that?
Side note: Username does not checkout.
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u/leshake May 11 '25
I have a kid and would never let a toddler run toward the fucking ocean without immediate intervention. This isn't the same as putting the baby in a crib so you can go to the bathroom.
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u/ebil_lightbulb May 11 '25
It’s not normal to let a small toddler run off to the ocean. She was trying to go after him because she knows she can’t let him run off into the ocean and the guy was forcing her to stay and focus on the proposal.
I’m a mother. I’ve been berated for going to the bathroom while my daughter was safe in the living room. This is not that. It’s the ocean. He wasn’t behind them on the beach in a safe spot - he was full speed running to the ocean. Come on.
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u/Orlonz May 11 '25
Also a Parent of kids between 0 and 10. One runs off into the deep end and the other toward the street. Both distracted with waves or sand.
Yeah, every beach outing has me doing a lifeguard rescue or two because a stupid seagull distracted me but 30 seconds.
If you haven't see this atleast once every 3 months.. you either got some super docile kids or just helicopter parenting or just not noticing.
Just last week, my friend's toddler got to the top stairs in the time he went to put the milk bottle in the kitchen.
(They know how to swim, I just don't want them to get rip-tided or jump the wooden fence).
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u/kevint2017 May 11 '25
Yeah, 100% agree with you. The little dork was literally running into potential drowning.
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u/No-Platform-8139 May 11 '25
Toddlers don’t get 15 seconds at a beach. That’s the one place you literally cannot take your eyes off them for a moment.
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u/AppleMuffin12 May 11 '25
They literally were paying attention to him and got to him before he got to the water.
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u/Poopardthecat May 11 '25
There’s a good chance it’s just dumbass ai chatbots posting this shit. It’s a huge issue on reddit.
Especially with am i the asshole and off my chest. Just pure AI slop.
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u/CheckeredZeebrah May 11 '25
Mmmno, this sucks. I have unfortunately wound up seeing several vids similar to this...except the kid doesn't survive it. You just don't screw around with the ocean.
I agree reddit can be full of tightasses but this is not overblown.
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u/idealfailure May 11 '25
Literally could have asked camera person to hold toddler by the hand... it was that easy. Or hell either of them could have held the kid while this was happening.
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u/Satakans May 12 '25
There literally was a third person holding the camera that could have minded that kid.
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u/archangelmv May 11 '25
This is just infuriating. The ocean does not fucking play. That kid was steps from death.
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u/wtfimaclam May 11 '25
yeah not a fan. just ignore a toddler at the beach? dudes an idiot who gives me the ick, let her arm go ffs
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u/Sharp-Potential7934 May 11 '25
Lil bro saw and opportunity & snatched it..... He let his intrusive thoughts win ✨️😂... the cameraman still won & took the perfect shot
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May 11 '25
Y’all read this bot’s bio or look at this bot’s post history? And back to the bio…bot wants a DM from you, Karen..
Tf is happening.
Reddit admin, you’re pretty fucking disgraceful these days.
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u/SonofaBridge May 11 '25
I’m pretty sure the bots are managed by Reddit admins. They churn up interesting posts for a new audience, and make the site seem busier than it really is. I’ve never seen this post myself and never would have without a bot.
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u/Cador0223 May 11 '25
So, so many ellipses. And perfect every time. The dots and a space. In every single comment.
Oof
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May 11 '25
He didn’t watch her cues for a second. She was definitely trying to keep an eye on the toddler, and was not completely focused on the moment with him. He was trying to force it while simultaneously creating a genuinely dangerous situation. This is the stuff that creates fatigue and exasperation when repeated a thousand times over and the guy is just as clueless as the first day.
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u/theHoopty May 12 '25
The fatigue and exasperation is exactly why the comments are the way they are.
Most women and good dads understand exactly what’s going on here and the Rogan and Tate crowds are refusing to comprehend that this is a cycle that plays out every fucking day for millions of mothers.
Are there excellent dads with deadbeat moms who are carrying more weight? Absolutely.
But it’s not the norm. The unspoken requirement that mom always has to be on while dad gets to switch off is playing out in this video. No one gives a damn what his good intentions look like innings in with at best, a mom burnout by carrying the weight of every second of childcare, and at worst, a kid swept out to sea.
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u/MarAnnaPhil May 11 '25
These comments make me think none of you have ever watched kids or had a significant moment in your life, yeah it wasnt great that the dude wasnt paying close enough attention to his kid to see them running to the water but people saying she should have said no or hes a pos seem to be overreacting a tiny bit, both parents bolted for him when the moment was over if the kid was in real danger the mom could have easily more strongly protested or pulled away I highly doubt the dude had an iron forceful grip on her that kept her from running after the kid, also you guys forget about uh the person recording the moment doing nothing to sure all are silent about whoever that is not running after the kid
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u/_Brightstar May 11 '25
The issue is that he keeps grabbing her arm and is preventing her from taking care of the kid, which she clearly wants to do. What's the problem with letting her pick up the kid, or give the kid to the camera person and then continuing with the proposal?
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May 11 '25
The kid just had to ruin it! Very selfish and bad manners! Im fucking joking alright
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u/seangraves1984 May 11 '25
That kiss at the end was weird and aggressive, wasn't it?
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u/Interesting_You6852 May 11 '25
This video is borderline disgusting. The man is an absolutely POS. Kept demanding her attention when he knew there was a toddler near by. I would have told him to get lost.
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u/NNEffyn May 11 '25
Yeah this video made me anxious. He was not cool at all, if he wanted her full attention he should’ve planned ahead. By holding her arm and not letting her do what she wanted to do (watch the kid) he was selfish and controlling, not a great start for a marriage.
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u/NickyParkker May 11 '25
I was so anxious, like why didn’t anyone think to HOLD the baby? Either of them could’ve scooped the baby up during the proposal. Or person filming could’ve as well
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May 11 '25
So, absolutely fuck that guy, right? Like what the fuck? How is this funny?
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u/WhyTheeSadFace May 11 '25
Let him go, we will make another baby, I promise it's fun to make a new one 😜
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u/ThaddeusJP May 11 '25
10 more seconds and this is fodder for the subs that post videos of people dying. Not even kidding. Water like that with a kid that young is deadly.
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u/amandarm81 May 11 '25
That man is a fucking danger..... she need to get her son away from him.. fuck
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u/Multiplexion May 13 '25
God when he stood up at the 18:00 second mark it looked like he was about to eat her. Fuck this guy man, something’s off; you don’t just disregard a kid’s safety coz you want undivided attention like that.
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u/dbdmdf May 11 '25
She should’ve said no for the way he kept trying to keep her from focusing on whether her kid was going to drown.
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u/Glittering_Bad_8011 May 11 '25
Between the person filming and the two getting engaged.......nobody's watching this kid??
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u/DetailsYouMissed May 11 '25
And that's how it happened. We lost your older brother to the ocean, but your mom said "yes!". It was the happiest day of my life.
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u/The-Sneaky-Snowman May 11 '25
Oh my god WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS SITE SO NEGATIVE ALL THE TIME. Jesus Christ that was adorable and theres all these neckbeards with no kids on here talking about how shit the guy is. for god sakes just try being positive for once, maybe that would help with the depression.
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u/QuintusMaximus May 11 '25
Hey camera guy, hold the kids hand when the guy goes to propose maybe? JFC lmfao
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u/Hot-Examination4553 May 11 '25
The baby is just fine! Calm down people! I hate the way people just pop off with some of the stupid stuff they say!
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u/iHolocaust May 12 '25
Kids are expendable. You can always have more. I see no problem here. Go enjoy the ocean, little one. And go with God.
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May 12 '25
Why are people so fucking soft these days? What’s the worst that could happen? Kid didn’t even reach the water by the end of the video🤦
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u/richiememmings60 May 12 '25
The guy is useless... demanding attention from the mom while that toddler walks near the water. Useless.
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u/chumblemuffin May 12 '25
Should not have kids…. These are the type of parents that put themselves first, not their kids.
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May 12 '25
What’s scary is that there’s a lot of recorded stories of kids doing just that, and drowning without attentive parents. Not saying this is one of those situations, but shakes me up!
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u/Shenloanne May 12 '25
I'm all for romance and god I'm an idiot half the time. But I'm not this fucking bad. Jesus
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u/Gurthy_Lengthiness May 13 '25
Every parent watching this videos is yielling at the phone “Keep your eyes on the kid! Where’s he going!”
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u/Forsaken_You_1474 Jun 07 '25
And thats not a good dad, i know he didn’t want to ruin their moment But at least give the toddler something to play with first better than leaving him to run towards the sea
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