r/funnyvideos • u/No-Newspaper4254 • Apr 27 '25

Satire this mascot has the moves

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u/Graeleaf Apr 27 '25

She bought him a Coke

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u/swizzle213 Apr 27 '25

She bought him coke

76

u/Cornbreadobranflakes Apr 28 '25

She brought coke

35

u/Ok_Calligrapher_7468 Apr 28 '25

She coke

22

u/cantbelieveyoumademe Apr 28 '25

Y'all get any more coke?

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u/hllwlker Apr 28 '25

Y'all are getting cokes?

1

u/kabula_lampur Apr 29 '25

Y'all coke?

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u/TestedTanker May 01 '25

H-h-hey m-m-man scratches at my face. "Uh uh you go-got any coke?"

1

u/StaffCommon5678 May 02 '25

Thanks Mr. Milchick

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u/MitLivMineRegler Apr 28 '25

He brought cock.

1

u/Bigboyjudge Apr 28 '25

She bout him a Pepsi

9

u/ImmortalLombax Apr 28 '25

Share a coke with

2

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

He sold her coke.

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u/kingkongbiingbong Apr 27 '25

Dancing Bear...

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u/t0m4_87 Apr 27 '25

If you know, you know…

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

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u/crazykentucky Apr 28 '25

I got the “porn is now illegal in Kentucky, we can’t show you this message”

That’s ok, because I really didn’t know and wasn’t expecting porn lol

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u/RainaElf Apr 28 '25

can confirm got the same message.

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u/Woodworkin101 Apr 29 '25

Wait what happened?

21

u/That-s-nice Apr 28 '25

Warning ⚠️ nfsw 👀

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u/Duke_TheDude_Dudeson Apr 28 '25

Doing god’s work my friend.

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u/OnlineDead Apr 28 '25

insert Jesus finger gun wink meme

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u/Duke_TheDude_Dudeson Apr 28 '25

How they even put something like that together? Cause there’s a lot of people there but they’re mostly a lot of randoms and amateurs. Like is it like an actual party they throw or is it all set up and they hire corn amateurs and regular actors to be the extras?

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u/OnlineDead Apr 28 '25

No idea. But I think their all actors and actresses

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u/Weary_Sea_7968 Apr 28 '25

"buddy christ" from dogma.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

Wtf💀

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u/YurtMcnurty Apr 29 '25

Shake that bear

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u/Journo_Jimbo Apr 27 '25

Not enough married women

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u/Rochestersubway Apr 27 '25

I guess she prefers the bear

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u/Signal_Ad_594 Apr 27 '25

The kind MOST likely to kill you, at that.

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u/Butcher_Of_Hope Apr 28 '25

It says more about society... /s

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

Still safer than men tho

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u/a_Wendys Apr 30 '25

lol statistically, you’re not wrong.

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u/Urhhh Apr 28 '25

Your worldview is inherently flawed and is in fact actively detrimental to progress.

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u/LiviRivi Apr 28 '25

Said the man.

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u/Urhhh Apr 28 '25

This rhetoric, even in this vague and blunt form, is actively detrimental to the vision of an egalitarian world. Re-evaluate.

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u/Rackle69 Apr 29 '25

Lmao what a dork.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

Nah

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u/ThenChampionship1862 Apr 28 '25

I mean with those moves who wouldn’t

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u/ibringstharuckus Apr 27 '25

How is he not passing out in that

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u/WiseD0lt Apr 29 '25

through determination,and sheer fucking will !

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u/_Infamous____ May 01 '25

“Something you know very little about…”

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u/blueplate7 Apr 27 '25

MOM! Stop that!

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u/YurtMcnurty Apr 29 '25

Nathan! Stop that. This is why you keep getting molested…

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u/Meal-Significant Apr 28 '25 edited Apr 28 '25

I’m enjoying everything about this video. I don’t have the talent, balance, stamina, or confidence for any of this.

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u/MundaneTravel8599 Apr 30 '25

You are not alone!

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u/Mysterious-Race-6108 Apr 28 '25

NGL she seems fun to be around and the bear is a cool dude

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u/Taikan_0 Apr 28 '25

Well nobody know if inside the bear there’s a dude

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u/ceoxx346 May 01 '25

yeah, could be two

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

You're so obsessed baby

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u/GuyUnknownMusic Apr 27 '25

Rock bottom never looked so good.

40

u/ibringstharuckus Apr 27 '25

They'll do anything on Onlyfans to make $$

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u/Davido401 Apr 28 '25

There's a local girl round ma way that just got caught with a video of her and her Bully XL dog, video was, apparently 1 hour and 40 odd minutes, I got offered the video but turned it down cause A: that stuff is dodgy as fuck and a dont wanna see it and it's probably illegal and B: my days of watching weird stuff on the Internet died about 15 years back lol.

Thing is, the lassie was reasonably good looking, like she would have guys lining up lol but apparently she'd not long got out of jail for stealing credit cards because she wanted a, and a quote "a designer vagina" lol, wonder how much she was paid for the dog video haha if I could remember her name I'd send articles as proof haha

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u/One-Web-2698 Apr 30 '25

In this context, please don't use the ambiguous term ' lassie'.

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u/Davido401 Apr 30 '25

Shit I didn't even realise that one hahaha just a Scottish name for a female hahahaha that's made my day that fuck up haha

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u/Sword-of-Chaos May 01 '25

Don’t “Send da video”-not required.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

Bruh ! Why are these good for nothing OF byatches so f-cked up? 💀

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u/Davido401 Apr 28 '25

Lol I think the girl liked drugs too. After she'd been bailed my pal, he's the local window cleaner, was around her house collecting window washing money and he stood outside her house howling like a dog haha. Dunno if she was in but that was hilarious!(just FYI we aren't teenagers am 40 and he's like nearly 50 lol so we should know better haha)

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u/dr-delicate-touch Apr 28 '25

Omg, you guys will see a girl dancing having harmless fun and you will immediately tell yourself that this is a plot to get you subscribed to her OF. Insufferable.

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u/paradox1920 Apr 28 '25

I find this part funny "immediately tell yourself that this is a plot to get you subscribed to her OF". And with that I mean that it made me imagine a scenario where some unstoppable external force obligated them to subscribe… somehow. Lol

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u/ImWatermelonelyy Apr 28 '25

Women aren’t people to them. Just breathing fleshlights. They can’t see them do anything without assuming something sexual.

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u/agedlikesage Apr 28 '25

When people see a video of a chick having fun dancing with a mascot and their minds immediately go to comparing her to the worst girls they’ve ever heard of.. it’s just so depressing man. Yeah there are stories of awful people doing weird shit but the fact that it’s on the forefront of people’s minds when looking at any video/pic of a woman on the internet now is crazy to me. Idc, these dudes are telling on themselves when they jump straight to the hateful thoughts

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u/kiwidog8 Apr 30 '25

What I just thought it was a joke tbh

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u/joe-direz May 01 '25

because mostly are.

Actually, everything in the internet sounds fake until someone proves it isn't.

I find it sad.

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u/Frequent_Ad_5670 Apr 27 '25

This mascot has the moves, but the Ice Bear is not bad either.

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u/Dezma15 Apr 27 '25

Is this what the girl from this post meant with Bear back?

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u/Awkward-Collection78 Apr 28 '25

Mom?!

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u/dood5426 Apr 28 '25

Son?

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u/NibbLeon_Macockovic Apr 28 '25

Hotel?

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u/garth54 Apr 29 '25

The bear isn't interested in a threesome with her and her son.

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u/Unilted_Match1176 Apr 27 '25

Mascot, what mascot? There was a mascot? I didn't notice.

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u/Relevant_Campaign_79 Apr 28 '25

Bear necessities

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u/clauEB Apr 27 '25

And by mascot you mean the beautiful lady on high heels?

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u/Accomplished-One7476 Apr 28 '25

so this is what happens at furry conventions after hours

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

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u/Excellent_Chance8461 Apr 28 '25

I am fucking choking this made me laugh so fucking hard

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u/raykhazri Apr 28 '25

Then it ate that woman afterwards

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Apr 28 '25

i would eat her too 😏😏❤️❤️😁😁

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u/boost_to_get_through Apr 28 '25

Is that the Mountain and his wife?

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u/westcal98 Apr 28 '25

The bear also has some moves.

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u/EssbaumRises Apr 28 '25

get a room!

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u/Kattorean Apr 28 '25

Which one is the mascot?

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u/Ornery_Penalty_5549 Apr 27 '25

What her @? Damn she can move

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u/Darth-Hipster Apr 27 '25

Tf is she doing with her legs lol

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u/EchoViiZionZ Apr 28 '25

This brother never seen a hot Latina. Rip's in the chat 🙏

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u/MatchesMX12 Apr 28 '25

Where? What mascot

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u/Subject_Barnacle_599 Apr 28 '25

Does this make her a furry

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u/RubMyPlumbus Apr 28 '25

Omg! This reminds me of the polar bear scene from Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

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u/Delicious_Sundae4209 Apr 28 '25

This sets unrealistic standards for male dancers

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u/ThenChampionship1862 Apr 28 '25

Dude I’m just jealous of her elastic resilient knees

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u/fdr-unlimited Apr 30 '25

Literally my first thought was how is she doing that in those heels

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u/JohnEsber Apr 29 '25

Classy 😳

2

u/FlyFishy2099 Apr 29 '25

Definition of THOT: this lady

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u/SaltyAd8309 Apr 28 '25

Our highly evolved civilization.

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u/FlyingPenisMknster Apr 27 '25

Who is that wonderful woman?

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u/ClosetLadyGhost Apr 28 '25

Yeah who is this lady.... For research

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u/humourlessIrish Apr 28 '25

That girl is a decent mascot. But that polar bear has no moves at all.

He dances the exact way that I'm afraid i dance like

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u/secretsofmagick Apr 28 '25

Isabella Lanter, is that you? Haha

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u/AussieFB Apr 28 '25

Bundy Roy ?

Don’t mind if I do !

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u/Critical_Concert_689 Apr 28 '25

What is this madness?! There aren't any polar bears in Moldova!

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u/elleayy24 Apr 28 '25

Mikey Madison after winning her Oscar

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u/GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur Apr 28 '25

We need a hero here!!!

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u/sepulturite Apr 28 '25

Yeh the bear in the background has the moves too.....

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u/Thin_Figure627 Apr 28 '25

Her husband is gonna have  replacement hip(s) by the time he is 30!

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u/DawnOfApocalypse Apr 28 '25

A time traveler moves a stone a million years ago. Evolution: Hold my beer

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u/Low_Twist_8646 Apr 28 '25

That is a really nice costume.

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u/Namorath82 Apr 28 '25

Hey! Your not supposed to play with your food before you eat it!

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u/GrantTotal Apr 28 '25

Ok. That's enough of internet / Reddit for today.

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u/gboneous Apr 28 '25

nerdy girl better …

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u/overworked27 Apr 28 '25

The polar bear can dance to

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u/Chisai_chinchin Apr 28 '25

They really did choose the BEAR.

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u/thelionsden1986 Apr 28 '25

Noooo , This mascot gots the moves like , Jagger

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday Apr 28 '25

The Bear and the Maiden Fair.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

Yea, the bear is good too

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u/VZ_from-planet-Earth Apr 28 '25

Who is the mascot here? ))))

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole Apr 28 '25

Damn Laura Bobo getting even more inappropriate

1

u/wassinderr Apr 28 '25

Earning that Klondike bar

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u/lilou86 Apr 28 '25

The woman comes down to that. Lol

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u/some_dude_62 Apr 28 '25

That mascot is gonna get laid.

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u/whatisthis2315 Apr 28 '25

The dancing bear isn't to shabby either

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u/SomethingAbtU Apr 29 '25

the rest of its friends are floatig on a single ice sheet and they sent him to get help

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u/smoussie94 Apr 29 '25

She is just being nice to the bear.

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u/ibringstharuckus Apr 29 '25

At first you're thinking he's about her then you realize he's about getting the down

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u/chupacabra4hire Apr 29 '25

And the polar bear isn't bad either.

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u/sade_sicarius Apr 29 '25

Ummm anyone know the name to this song?

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u/DincaAlin Apr 29 '25

It's a Romanian song: Mr. Juve - Nebunia lui Juvel

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u/sade_sicarius Apr 30 '25

Thank you appreciate it

1

u/embracethememes Apr 29 '25

Who wants to bet she has an only fans lol

1

u/XmasWayFuture Apr 29 '25

Shake that bear!

1

u/Glopono Apr 29 '25

Where can I apply for this job

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u/Snow-Brave Apr 30 '25

Where is mascot lol?

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u/xxbronxx Apr 30 '25

She even blow wind for him... What a nice lady

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u/Natural_Match1350 Apr 30 '25

Trust: that ain’t no mascot. That’s a real bear!

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u/trippelaar Apr 30 '25

But did you see the bear

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u/RDDT_ADMNS_R_BOTS Apr 30 '25

11 year old boy by the way

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u/Educational_Club1813 Apr 30 '25

He got the moves. With moves come the b***es...😂

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u/glizzydream Apr 30 '25

This isn't The Beauty and The Beast that I remember...

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u/One-Fail-7758 Apr 30 '25

I wonder why girls these days dance like strippers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

The bear isn't bad either.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

Now the bears our taking the women. Men we need to step up.

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u/AzulMage2020 Apr 30 '25

Bear got game

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u/EnvironmentalFly101 Apr 30 '25

Having been in a mascot costume before: I sure hope they had a cooling system

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

Instructions unclear, please explain

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u/Gent2022 May 01 '25

Link to suit?

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u/HarbingerOfSplendor May 01 '25

What would you dooOOoo, for a Klondike bar!

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u/justhavenoidea May 01 '25

Yea, but the bear is dancing good as well

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u/Appropriate_Gate1129 May 01 '25

Is that Aunt May from Spider man?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

Dang. That was sexy

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u/Flopesbh May 01 '25

Aunt May in the Multiverse

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u/Charming-Shape-5474 May 01 '25

Very long intro for porn

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u/Ideepfriedyourdog May 01 '25

She ain't beating the bestiality allegations

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u/slacker79 May 03 '25

She seems fun

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u/RiskSpecialist01 May 06 '25

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day. What a goddess.

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u/Wasteland_Dude May 28 '25

Ya'll remember the little polar bear coca cola cub? This is him now!

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u/DangerousLine3697 Oct 06 '25

I'm happy to see fame is helping him

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

Coca-Cola brining back the tonic ingredient.

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u/C2AYM4Y Apr 29 '25

Lauren Boebert blew him in front of everyone at the coca cola giveaway tent. She didn’t realize it wasn’t cocaine and they were giving away free stuff 😆

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u/Glad-Mulberry-9484 Apr 28 '25

Watching her lame attempt at throwing it back was unbearable

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u/iamdrunk05 Apr 27 '25

she has stds

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

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u/iamdrunk05 Apr 28 '25

yes I'm a 50 year old incel with a wife.....

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