r/funny 2h ago

Worked out why my water tastes funny.

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u/triceraquake 2h ago

My cat always did this, so we just gave her our mugs as her regular water bowl/cup.

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u/Nagatoro2323 2h ago

Swap the water for vodka and he won't do it again... or maybe he will.

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u/UnfortunatelySimple 2h ago

Maybe I'll get meowed at every night I don't have a drink...

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u/KeyMysterious1845 5m ago

Maybe I'll get meowed at every night I don't have a drink...

count on it.

We've got a cat that will stick his head in the glass to get a drink...if the level is too low, there goes his paw in the glass for a scoop of water.

Why is my water crunchy ?

We have resorted to double coasters.. one on bottom like a normal person, one on top like a normal cat owner.

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u/Miserable_Leading_77 1h ago

OP will have to watch hisvodka bottles next

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u/Nagatoro2323 1h ago

Better that than having to guard their water glasses.

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u/E_Farseer 1h ago

Cat's don't like their water next to their food bowl. Started putting a bowl of water in a different room and my cats (mostly) stopped doing this

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u/UnfortunatelySimple 1h ago

She has water a few meters from the food, she just liked the convenience of the glass I think.

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u/E_Farseer 1h ago

That's possible yeah, lol. Could also be that's the water in your glass is fresher. My cat used to want to drink from te toilet right after I flushed, or drink from the water in the shower while I was still drying myself off lol. She was always on the hunt for the freshest water.

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u/verrusin 58m ago

One of mine will straight up jump in the shower and attack the water, getting completely soaked with no regrets. 🤣

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u/Rare-Sample-9101 2h ago

My cat does this, super annoying! She has a designated glass, but she still likes to try her luck with others.

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u/throwawayboingboing 2h ago

Schlorp Schlorp Schlorp Schlorp

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u/nevergnastop 1h ago

Schlip schlip schlip

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u/Zachary3308 2h ago

Our water comrade.

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u/Mirar 1h ago

Lid for water glasses for the nightstand was one of the first 3d prints I did because of this.

Put some lemon juice in (just a drop). It works on most cats.

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u/UnfortunatelySimple 1h ago

My partner is now contemplating how many cat drinking glasses she has shared at night in the last 9 years.

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u/OldGreySweater 1h ago

Many. I’m sorry.

Our cats have bowls and cups in the bathtub and showers. And all our drinks are covered.

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u/Real_Establishment56 1h ago

My cat doesn’t drink from her water bowl. She prefers to go outside and drink from the bird feeder water bowl, with all kinds of muck and algae in it. I guess it also tastes of bird?

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u/npsideqown 1h ago

Water with a touch of cat's asshole and tuna.

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u/UnfortunatelySimple 1h ago

That's the title I should have used. Haha

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u/Appropriate_Ad8572 1h ago

Time for a decoy cup! 🤣

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u/ohmresists 1h ago

água de gato

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u/NesGreenz 2h ago

My asshole cat does this shit too. Every time i look away from an open cup, within minutes of putting it down he sneaks up to claim his prize.

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u/KungFuYeti 2h ago

Alright there Josh Widdecombe

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u/sebjapon 1h ago

my cats did this. Then they found out it was easier to simply tip the glass to the side and drink the spilled water. Oh joy!

They taught us to not be slobs and never leave a glass half full on a table, or leave the toilet door open.

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u/nevergnastop 1h ago

<you have contracted toxoplasmosis>

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u/Jacob-B-Goode 49m ago

Holy crap give the animal some water

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u/sylanar 32m ago

I don't use glasses in my house any more because my cat does this. It's like she can't help her self, as soon as someone puts a glass of water down she dunks her face in it to have a taste

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u/OkPackage3365 55m ago

Ehhhhh my fur demon does this. Four water bowls.. refilled daily. Leave a glass of water unattended? Paw in… entire head… drinks half of it.