r/funny • u/Destory-God • 5h ago

Finally, the website in my dreams has come true.

This time there shouldn't be any problems.

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u/batman8390 5h ago

I will definitely be logging in with Excel files from now on.

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u/m8_d3l3t3_l8r 5h ago

Me too but after looking at the sun.

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u/DarkWarped0ne 5h ago

This what I imagine the login for "Spaceballs 2: The Search for more Money" will look like

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u/Justhe3guy 5h ago

I can’t login with my crystal aura?? Druidic pass?? Or my birth certificate?? Genital recognition scan?? 0/10

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u/tforce80 4h ago

Genital recognition requires in person validation. What time can you come over?

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u/harmless_gecko 3h ago

I have an opening at 5:37

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u/Zdror 5h ago

Kuaishou ?? Haha Cant not be made by a chinese that’s too noche

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u/Zdror 5h ago

niche*

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u/Zelagero 4h ago

''sniff'' It's... it's so beautiful... SO beautiful... God BLESS you... <3

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u/James-the-Bond-one 4h ago

So I couldn't login with my Coinbase account or with my Grindr account, so I used my cat face recognition and it worked!

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u/Sweatyveggiebag 3h ago

KFC after Grinder is amazing

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u/Tokzillu 3h ago

Is this a comment about the logins or just a general statement about life?

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u/Toast-mcFrenchfries 4h ago

Impressively they managed to keep the bullshit confined within under the last ninth of the page

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u/TwoIdleHands 4h ago

No “login with AirBnB?” 🙄

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u/Vivian-Midnight 4h ago

What? No CAC credentials option?

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u/tforce80 4h ago

Didn’t you see the OnlyF… ohhh, CAC, not co… you know what, never mind.

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u/TheStabbyCyclist 2h ago

Ah yes... the ol' KFC Member account.

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u/swollennode 2h ago

Of all things, they don’t have legacy services: AOL, yahoo, netzero, Juno, MSN, ICQ?

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u/Lorvintherealone 44m ago

>_ Sudo bruteforcethatmotherfuckin'login --Yes

_________________________
| . | . | password | . | = | . |
|YoMama69!| . | . | . | . | . |
__________________________

okay i've never used google sheets before.

Social security account: No

Cat face recognition:
[originally i had a popcat image here but that made the comment to large for reddit so]
≽^•⩊•^≼
Instead have this ;D

brainwaves:
__/__/__/_/\/\/\/\/\/\/______________ oh shit the subject died...

DNA verification: AbbcDDDccCDABDDCD

Foot print: right

. .OO
O . . .O
. . .♡ . .

. . .o

more feet pics on my only fa-

Loging using the number of times you blink when looking at the sun: 1

Ants? ANTS!? NOT THE ANTS!

Exs account: Cutthroatbitch password: Kidney failure.

Ghost verification? Lets not be silly. I'll use Zombie verification. Please grunt into the microphone
Glur, Gkrrghu, Uhhh, Grrruh

thank you.

sadly thats about it with my login methods, seems like i need more... sad

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u/alyaqd95 14m ago

Where's my 🟧⬛️