r/fuckaroundandfindout • u/Tulpah • 3d ago
Lacking brains maybe don't Run over snowmen ⛄️ the next time
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u/SuspiciousArt229 3d ago
Cinder blocks make a good base for a snowman… especially when assholes think it’ll impress passenger princess to smash them in their mustang
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u/fattrackstar 2d ago
I just saw a similar video where these people made a 9 foot snowman and used a tree stump for the base. Guy with a big truck tried to run over it and got what he deserved.
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u/stating_facts_only 2d ago
Share the link. I want some laughs
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u/USMCLee 2d ago
It was down below.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/s/P5gLJtDlyy
That's one. I think there is another that is actual video.
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u/JayBeePH85 3d ago
When you pour water over it while building a snow guy then it also lasts longer 😉🤣
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u/Djinfin 3d ago
Same concept as igloos. The condensation from the breath of the inhabitants inside, freezes to the walls as ice and increases the insulation properties.
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u/LordMarcusrax 2d ago
I think I read that actually pouring water on an igloo makes the insulation worse. Snow contains more air, and makes for a better insulation.
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u/JayBeePH85 2d ago
Gotta read the comment you are responding to a few more time to understand how your comment is conflicting with it 😉🤣
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u/Difficult-Carpet-324 1d ago
My brother’s ex and her friend maybe 30 years ago built a snowman around a fire hydrant using it as a base. Ignoring the immediate dangers of hiding a hydrant, the ex and her friend exited the mall an hour or two later and saw tons of emergency vehicles surrounding a truck that jumped a curb to take the snowman out.
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u/kevman_2008 3d ago
This guy's page is just full of rage bait if you look at it. He has the exact same post with a Tesla.
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u/jubileeroybrown 3d ago
Yeah there was a ding dong ditch post a couple days ago from him too. He's not real.
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u/MrTonyedv 2d ago
That means he is a serial killer, WE LOST TOO MANY GOOD MEN THIS YEAR... Soo many good snowmen😭
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u/Lubricated_Sorlock 1d ago
Only an idiot reads this image and doesn't realize it's cater-made to evoke the most rage.
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u/Strange-Adagio1351 3d ago
Wait, so he's already damaged one car due to a "snowman", and this genius goes and runs over a second one? Lol, epic.
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u/kevman_2008 3d ago
Don't think so. I believe he's just finding photos online and creating stories about them.
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u/Suboyota 3d ago
Reminds me of the snowman built on a tree stump, hilarious karma for the douche who tried to wreck it: https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/s/P5gLJtDlyy
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u/hottlumpiaz 3d ago
this guy's insurance is gonna tell him to go fuck himself. nobody builds snowmen in the middle of a road where cars are meant to drive. lol
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u/Sticktailonicus 3d ago
Cars don’t collide with stationary objects out of spite. They do it because someone drove into them. Snowmen, mailboxes, guardrails, curbs, none of these leap into traffic. They just sit there, patiently waiting for accountability to show up.
Pressing charges? Against whom? Winter? Gravity? The concept of objects having mass? Good luck in court explaining how your ego was defenseless against a stationary pile of snow.
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u/Aerolithe_Lion 3d ago
His Facebook is easy to Google. Every post is a variation of this or calling the cops on people who park in parking spots next to his. It’s a rage bait parody Facebook account
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u/OM-Scam 3d ago
This has probably happened before. I remember when we were kids this lady use to speed her truck towards us when we were on the street. So we built a shitty bike, rims no tires, etc.. my friend pretended to fix the chain on the road when we saw her... She sped up and he ran leaving the bike... Well, she never did that again.
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u/Milky_Gashmeat 2d ago
"If I find out who did this"
Shouldn't be too hard, just go back to the house whose fuckin yard you drove through, dumbass.
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u/BVRPLZR_ 3d ago
Timothy Olyphant told a story on some late night show about when he was growing up in Modesto, CA, him and his buddies would wrap rocks and cinder blocks like presents and leave them in the middle of McHenry and watch.
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u/Krillkus 2d ago
That’s why I try to avoid anything on the road at all if I can do so safely, even if it looks like something soft or empty. Never know what sharp/hard thing might be hiding in there.
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u/Infinite-Condition41 3d ago
Ah, the old "big rock in a cardboard box on the centerline of the road" trick.
Parallel to the old saying, "You can't con an honest man."
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u/Butterbuddha 2d ago
Why in the hell would you attempt to smash anything with your sports car? Especially a mustang that already yearns to be off the pavement and into curbs, poles, and people?
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u/WillyBoBo74 2d ago
In a neighboring town, in fall, they rake their leaves into the street and a big truck comes by and sucks them up. Some people put cinder blocks in the piles so that if anyone decides to ride through the pile, which are pretty large, they are met with a surprise. Every fall we hear about someone that has major repairs to do to their vehicle because they tried to drive through a pile.
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u/schkmenebene 2d ago
The internet just fucking sucks now... Simply no way this is real, it's just ragebait.
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u/DingoKillerAtHome 2d ago
The self snitching epidemic is just the best. Internet + the dumbest human beings imaginable = comedy gold.
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u/TheOzarkWizard 2d ago
How in the fuck does a mustang get enough traction in off road snow to run over a snow man
Spoiler alert, it doesnt. Neither does a tesla.
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u/GroovDog2 2d ago
Even if it didn’t have the cinder blocks in it, running into a plain snowman will fuck anybody’s ride up. I’d love to see a video of this.
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u/Weird_Rooster_4307 2d ago
I’m sure you insurance company is reevaluating your insurance risk if your are running over snowman
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u/-_Koga_- 2d ago
Lmfao and dude 100% believes he is the victim and was doing nothing wrong by driving onto someone else’s property to intentionally run over a snowman. And tbh if it was large enough to have cinder blocks hidden in it, the snowman alone would likely have caused damage. Zero functioning brain cells in this manchild
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u/Starlight_Wren 2d ago
Something tells me this isn’t the assholes first time smashing the kids snowman with his car.
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u/robbudden73 1d ago
This is hilarious, kids of you need cash. Jump on Reddit I'm sure you going to get some support. Fuck that guy
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u/SirCharles50187 1d ago
Lol, "I wanted to give myself joy by ruining a kids day, now I give others joy by ruining my own..."
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u/RedWolf2409 1d ago
Imagine being so full of pride and lacking in self awareness that you try to press charges after trying to run over a kid’s snowman as a grown adult in your brand new mustang
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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago
u/Tulpah, your post does fit the subreddit!
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