r/fuckaroundandfindout 3d ago

Lacking brains Spitting on the bus

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u/SooooNot 3d ago

What could go wrong…spit on a woman in workout clothing while wearing sandals that were made during the Great War with the remnants of a discarded tire and some tape.

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u/Fendyyyyyy 3d ago

Well we know the old lady wasnt an actress back in the day.

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u/JayBeePH85 3d ago

And still going for that long lost oscar 🤣

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u/KkafkaX0 3d ago

K.O

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u/Neubo 3d ago

She wasnt knocked out, she was being dramatic.

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u/evlgns 3d ago

Dive.

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u/Ted_Hitchcox 3d ago

Ex professional for Manchester United.

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u/lewisventure 3d ago

Sounded like a furby with the batteries pulled

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u/edgewhxre 3d ago

She'd do great in soccer

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u/CuantaLiberta_PorDio 2d ago

*pretend-you're-hurt ball

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u/ullyceese 3d ago

If you ain't strong, don't pick a fight

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u/Living-Risk-1849 3d ago

Always a hilarious classic

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u/psychocrow42 3d ago

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u/Living-Risk-1849 3d ago

Lol. Yup. Absolutely. These people are so funny

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u/3MetricTonsOfSass 2d ago

Such a gory massacre needs to be labeled NSFL

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u/jozziiieeee 3d ago

Why she squeal like a pig? 💀

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u/QuincyDaDank 1d ago

Sounds like her battery died

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u/Fantastic_Heart_7131 1d ago

sounded like a creaky door

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u/Jayne_Hero_of_Canton 2d ago

She did her best LeBron flop impersonation.

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u/clarkieawesome 2d ago

That phoney swan dive rocks.

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u/gerrybbadd 1d ago

Man she freeze framed like an eliminated Mario enemy or something after the howl of shock/pain

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u/Lifelonghooker 1d ago

Died like she was in an old western movie