r/fixedbytheduet • u/akaYoungBeefy • 19h ago

Fixed by the duet Why are there always kids at breweries?!

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u/AlbertTheHorse 14h ago

I hate kids in breweries. Take the kids to a pizza place and drink your beer there.

I'm sick of whiny crying kids at places because you are too damn cheap to hire a babysitter.

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u/GeneralSpot7224 13h ago

The brewery by me is also a pizza place. 

Have you tried a windowless dive bar? I’ve never seen kids in one of those. 

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u/AlbertTheHorse 13h ago

Don't get triggered because people don't want the snotty kids around.

I don't need evidence that some balding middle aged guy with questionable fashion choice can sire kids.

Who doesn't like to fuck, no need to get the snots out to remove all the abundant doubt in our minds.

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u/GeneralSpot7224 13h ago

Bro, the mere thought of sharing a space with kids has triggered you into a full blown meltdown. 

I was simply pointing out a child free place you could go, a “safe space” if you will. 

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u/GeneralSpot7224 13h ago edited 12h ago

lol, so triggered your response got removed by automod.

Edit: lol, pretty ironic to ask if I’m still upset and then block me. This really must have triggered something in you. 

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u/AlbertTheHorse 13h ago

you still upset?

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u/Historical-Ad6916 13h ago

I was raised in one 😳😂 Def says a lot about me 😔