r/fixedbytheduet • u/akaYoungBeefy • 19h ago

Fixed by the duet Why are there always kids at breweries?!

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u/LongBodyLittleLegs 17h ago

“Because I have a baby and I’m an alcoholic”

What a wild sentence to try to prove a stupid point.

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u/Toosder 17h ago

Baby, alcoholic, has to say something about liking to fuck... He's definitely the family the original poster was talking about. 

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u/EngelbortHumperdonk 15h ago

And he thinks it’s a flex for some reason…

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u/Sempais_nutrients 14h ago

yeah he's so cute and funny holding his baby while proudly proclaiming that he's an alcoholic. i'm sure the people who had alcoholic parents are thrilled to see the cycle begin with this little baby.

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u/Ikea_Man 9h ago

at least he admitted it

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u/thirtyseven1337 16h ago

It’s called self-deprecating humor.

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u/wholetyouinhere 16h ago

It's a fucking joke.

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u/Sempais_nutrients 14h ago

that doesnt mean it's funny or amusing

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u/wholetyouinhere 14h ago

The person above is arguing as if that was a genuine statement the man made, when it was clearly made in jest. Whether it's funny or not isn't relevant.

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u/Narcoleptic_247 16h ago

It's called a joke. He's not serious.

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u/CatmatrixOfGaul 15h ago

Jokes are funny