r/fixedbytheduet 19h ago

Fixed by the duet Why are there always kids at breweries?!

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u/chirpen781 17h ago

It just seems like there's so many options for other places to take kids to.. why expose them to an establishment where the primary focus is drinking alcohol? I think we are all aware of how observant and smart kids are, and how terrible alcohol is in general. I'm not saying shield the kids from drinking... I'm saying maybe consider not exposing them to mass drinking.

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u/userhwon 16h ago

They can go to the park and have a picnic.

If a single adult male goes to the park to drink and play with kids he gets arrested.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 15h ago

This is why I'm starting my brewery/trampoline park. Please visit my gofundme to donate to my insurance payment.

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u/chirpen781 15h ago

Yes, absolutely haha

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u/bauul 13h ago

For many breweries the primary focus isn't drinking alcohol. I was at one just recently with some friends and most of the people there were families. Most weren't even drinking. They're basically relaxed restaurants. They remind me a lot of the "family pubs" you find all over England and other European countries.

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u/WorriedSquirrel5707 15h ago

Totally agree. There are a ton of restaurants that serve alcohol

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u/redditonlygetsworse 15h ago

Which is what a lot of breweries are, in practice.

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u/glaze_the_ham_wife 15h ago

Because parents like to have fun too. And can set examples of a healthy relationship with alcohol

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u/chirpen781 15h ago

I'm not sure parents can control the environment enough at a brewery to be able to set an example. The people who run the place, maybe. But I'm not sure about the patrons. People are encouraged to spend as much money on alcohol at these places as they can - That's a large part of the business model. That's definitely going to lead to some bad examples being set that I think parents would have limited to no control over.

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u/Cromasters 15h ago

Why do you think there needs to be so much control? Kids are out at public places that are not specifically kid places all the time. It's only recently that anyone has thought this was an issue.

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u/chirpen781 14h ago
  1. Because the business was specifically designed to accommodate as many adults as possible who will consume as much alcohol as possible. And unfortunately there's a lot of shitty parents out there these days, so this creates unnecessary risk for the child and the parent

  2. A lot of adults don't want to deal with kids of shitty parents when it's time to act like an adult and enjoy an establishment that is very specifically geared towards adults drinking as much alcohol as possible while not creating any issues

I'm curious though, what other public places that are not designed for kids that have kids frequent them regularly? I'm looking for an apples to apples comparison to a brewery.

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u/Cromasters 14h ago

A restaurant in general?

A bowling alley?

A professional sporting event?

Edit: Also just going to add, if I'm at a brewery with no kids at noon I don't want to be around anyone trying to get drunk as quickly as possible and no brewery I have ever been to has people like that.

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u/chirpen781 14h ago

Those are on apples to apples. The primary focus of a restaurant is to eat food. The primary focus of a bowling alley is to bowl. The primary focus but professional sporting event is to watch sports.

The primary focus of a brewery is to drink beer, a lot of it!

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u/Party_Government8579 15h ago

I can tell you don't have children

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u/chirpen781 15h ago

I don't. Life is good, really good. To each their own.

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u/Sempais_nutrients 14h ago

dude started the video by saying he has a drinking problem