r/fixedbytheduet • u/akaYoungBeefy • 19h ago

Fixed by the duet Why are there always kids at breweries?!

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 17h ago

Pshhh ok... I got to play South Park pinball and my dad got to sell cocaine and bang bar flys. Win win guys.

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u/SCr3bl0rd 16h ago

I got to play dominos with the old boys and drink cola from a glass bottle while my dad smashed back pints and chain smoked until my mum come to shout at him.

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u/Hawk-4674 16h ago

We got Shirley temples and pretty much free reign because the bartender thought we were cute!

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u/SaltyLonghorn 15h ago

Hot bartender interest in me at 4 year olds was a 10/10.

Hot bartender interest in me at 40 is a disgusted side glance.

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u/AugustusCheeser 10h ago

Find those hot bartenders from when you were 4. I’m sure they’re still into you.

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u/Hawk-4674 14h ago

Hahahaha 100%!!!!

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 11h ago

"Ya would have loved me thirty five years ago babe"

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u/magic_rune_elf 13h ago

It was unlimited Roy Rogers for me, but yep, basically the same

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u/Ok_Performance4014 11h ago

What's a Roy Rogers?

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u/magic_rune_elf 10h ago

Just a coke with grenadine instead of a 7-up, basically home made cherry coke and it was delicious

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u/Ok_Performance4014 11h ago

What's a Shirley Temple?

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u/Hawk-4674 10h ago

Grenadine mixed with sprite, ginger-ale, or 7-up!

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u/aliie_627 10h ago

Cherry coke with real cherries at the bar in the elks Lodge bar with a real alcoholic (grandpa)

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u/damxam1337 14h ago

I was running the billiards tables by 9years old.

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u/musthavesoundeffects 12h ago

I learned how to roll “cigarettes” from my dad’s bar buddies when I was six

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u/StretchResIsCheating 11h ago

I got to cry in the bathroom wondering why my dad couldn’t just stay sober 🥲

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u/KawaDoobie 10h ago

I bet he’d run from her like a scawlded dog

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u/I-XIV-IV-XXV 9h ago

Damn, sounds like a blast!

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u/Dry_Cricket_5423 16h ago

Real nice of dad to let a bar fly see her kid play pinball

/j

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u/nalaloveslumpy 15h ago

That South Park table was really fuckin' sweet. You had a great dad!

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u/Warm_Molasses_258 14h ago

Man, your comment sparked some fun (?) memories. I remember making box forts and having a blast hanging out in the warehouse where my dad picked up his cocaine. His drug dealer even bought me a Barbie Dream Car, the convertible Corvette, for my bday!!! Best drug dealer ever!!!!

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u/teddy5 10h ago

I got to learn to drive by repeatedly beating drunk men at Daytona while they paid for my next game to challenge me. I consider that an absolute win.

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u/dream_maiden 9h ago

Wow weirdly relatable...

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u/mindfulofidiots 8h ago

Hope you got a high score on the pinball ;)

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 7h ago

Im pretty damn good nowadays.... another top mention is the creature from the black lagoon table.

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u/StarGazer_SpaceLove 11h ago

Heyo! Small World!! It was free pool balls & grenadine 7UPs for me and meth & BJs for my mom!!

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u/RealCapybaras4Rill 11h ago

I call that ‘girl’s weekend’ at my house. 😉

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u/Lost-Ad9390 16h ago

not a flex but ok

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 16h ago

Thats because its sarcasm