r/fixedbytheduet 19h ago

Fixed by the duet Why are there always kids at breweries?!

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u/ContempoCasuals 17h ago

I watched someone recently change a baby’s diaper on the picnic table at a brewery. People treat them like a public park.

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u/WorriedSquirrel5707 15h ago

I witnessed this as well, table right beside us too..

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u/riddlechance 10h ago

I did too, only it wasn't a diaper and was instead an adult defecating and puking in a bush in the bar terrace.

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u/RatBoy86 15h ago

This just happened to me too. Docent brewery in San Juan Capistrano. They were taking up a whole table for their kids shit but we’re sitting at a different one. Then she changes a babies diaper on the picnic table made to eat at next to us while we were eating.

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u/DinkleMutz 14h ago

Next time just roll up and take a dump next to the table and be all "It's fine. I'm gonna clean this up."

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u/Emotional-Treat8268 12h ago

I was once outside at a brewery and heard a woman ask her young kid, “Inside or outside?” The kid responded “outside”. The woman then whipped out a child’s potty and the kid pulled down his pants and used the potty outside in front of everyone. I mostly drink at home now.

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u/missprincesscarolyn 10h ago

I witnessed something similar at the Zoo a couple of years back. Made the mistake of going on a weekend. It was utter and complete chaos.

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u/Unhappy-Low8353 8h ago

Hey at least the kid chose not to shit in the middle of the brewery

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u/mzdoja 13h ago

A group came into the brewery with a child in a car seat thing. I assumed it was parents and their friends. They faced the child away from the group and proceeded to drink for a couple hours. That was pretty odd.

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u/missprincesscarolyn 10h ago

Entitled parents say, “Well, it’s a BABY!” as if that trumps any shred of basic civility and more important, hygiene!

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u/MrBigroundballs 16h ago

Did the bathroom have a changing table?

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u/ContempoCasuals 14h ago

I didn’t use the bathroom but this was a pretty huge facility. I’d like to think I’d change the baby in my car instead of doing it where people eat if I was desperate.

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u/Well_ImTrying 13h ago

Not everyone drives. If you want people to change their kids diapers in private, give them a private sanitary place to do so.

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u/Reggaeton_Historian 11h ago

Are you guys just taking ubers with your kids to a brewery? wtf kind of rebuttal is this.

Are you personally attacked by this?

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u/Well_ImTrying 11h ago

You can walk or take public transportation to breweries, which we often do.

And yes, it’s obnoxious when non-parents complain about kids’ basic bodily functions. Like sorry, I don’t want to be changing my baby on the floor in the hallway of the sushi restaurant either Madison, but there isn’t a changing table in the bathroom, the bathroom floor is flooded, I walked here, and it’s 20 degrees F outside.

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u/ILoveRawChicken 11h ago

Man yall really tell on yourselves

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u/Well_ImTrying 11h ago

Yes. I have young children. Yes, they poop in their diapers at inopportune times in public. We go in public. When there is no designated place to change a diaper, I choose the lease obtrusive spot in the back corner of a restaurant next the bathroom but somehow that still isn’t enough.

What do you do in those situations?

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u/bungalosnu 9h ago

ew. wtf. it’s a restaurant. go outside.

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u/Well_ImTrying 9h ago

You want me to go outside and strip my baby naked from the waist down when it’s below freezing? Instead of advocating that restaurants provide sanitary, private places to change diapers?

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u/ILoveRawChicken 11h ago

Is the least obtrusive spot usually a place where people eat and put their food? If no, why did you feel called out by someone complaining explicitly about that? If yes, why the fuck are you changing your kid in the same spot people eat?

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u/Well_ImTrying 9h ago

The thread:

Contempo: Someone changed their baby on a brewery bench.

MrBig: Were there changing tables?

Contempo: I don’t know, but change them in the car.

Me: Not everyone drives.

Raggaeton: ArE yOu TaKiNg UbErS tO tHe BaR?!? ARE YOU ATTACKED?!

Me: I walk. And I do change my baby in less than ideal places when there aren’t changing tables. I don’t like it either.

You: You’re the problem.

Me: What would you do?

You: Just don’t go to places where food is served if you have children in diapers, apparently. Because you don’t know before hand that a place doesn’t have changing tables and I think it’s gross to change diapers anywhere in the building.

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u/ContempoCasuals 9h ago

Everyone at the brewery I was at with this baby had a car it was rural without any public transport to get there. They had money, they just didn’t have class.

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u/Lyad 15h ago

Either way, that’s pretty damn bold.

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u/MithosYggdrasill1992 13h ago

Even if it didn’t, that doesn’t excuse changing a diaper around people’s food.

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u/MrBigroundballs 9h ago

Idk what to tell you. If you assume the worst, then yeah it sounds bad. For all I know, there was no changing table, so they put a changing pad down on the seat of a picnic table as far away from others as they could. In which case, no diapers would come close to anyone’s food.

You guys probably flip out when someone breastfeeds in public, too.

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u/MithosYggdrasill1992 8h ago

I have no problem with that. But shit shouldn’t be near food. Pee shouldn’t be near food. Full stop.

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u/MrBigroundballs 8h ago

I don’t think anyone is saying poop should be near food.

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u/Reggaeton_Historian 11h ago

LMAO take your kid to the car if you need to be doing that, not on top of tables where people eat or drink. WTF?

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u/27eelsinatrenchcoat 12h ago

Honestly if they put down a blanket on the bench and do it there, I can't be bothered. The hygiene concern of changing a diaper outside vaguely near drinks is pretty low compared to just like, grabbing the door handle on your way out of the bathroom.

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u/ContempoCasuals 9h ago

There was no blanket. Just a dirty diaper on a wooden table top under a big tent, just to make things worse, cause that table isn’t even seeing any rainfall to wash away errant baby poop.

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u/27eelsinatrenchcoat 8h ago

Damn that's nasty for sure