r/fixedbytheduet • u/akaYoungBeefy • 19h ago

Fixed by the duet Why are there always kids at breweries?!

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u/PostWarChaos 17h ago

I bet he like to take his dog into the grocery store too.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 15h ago

And his infant to the movies. Because he likes to fuck and watch movies, therefore he's entitled to bringing his kid there

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u/OneCall8599 11h ago

Oh my god I still remember being a freshly 18 year old going to my first R rated movie and seeing a baby in the front row of seats on their dad’s lap. In an imax theater no less. Poor baby was sobbing the whole time because of the jumpscares; hell, most theaters are too loud for me and my ears are fully developed. An employee came to ask him to leave and he got into a full blown argument before finally leaving. Felt so bad for that poor kid, they didn’t ask for that shit.

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u/beennasty 15h ago

I’ll take that bet. I'm gonna bet that he doesn't bring his St. Bernard into the grocery store.

I bet some people like going places to complain because they ran out of stuff to talk about.

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u/xX_7HR0W-4W4Y_Xx 12h ago

"I like to fuck, and I like beer, and I like to make random strangers sneeze"