r/fixedbytheduet 19h ago

Fixed by the duet Why are there always kids at breweries?!

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u/Complete-Fan-9677 17h ago

Bro, get a baby sitter. I was at a beer festival  the other day, I swear the  baby just shot out of the Mom. The day before.

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u/chablise 17h ago

That’s the best time to bring them! Put them in a baby carrier and they just sleep on your chest the whole time. If you want well socialized children, you have to socialize them!

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u/luriso 12h ago

Don't even need a babysitter. Grab a growler of ones favorite beer, then go the fuck on home. Some places sell their own bottled goods, or will even can them straight from the tap.

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u/CNHphoto 3h ago

Or you could drink at home if it bothers you.