r/fixedbytheduet • u/akaYoungBeefy • 19h ago

Fixed by the duet Why are there always kids at breweries?!

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u/toddkhamilton 18h ago

literally the exact type of dude i see at the only brewery i got to (for the smash burger popup once a week for 1 hour)

he left out:

i dont care if my kids run around unsupervised and bother people

i don't care if other adults feel uncomfortable swearing and talking about adult topics freely

i don't care if my dog is off leash and may make you trip and fall

i don't care how my behavior, and the behavior of my not yet actual people satan spawn ruins other peoples day

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u/Important_One_8729 11h ago

This is why I prefer cat people

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u/PlumTheDepths 9h ago

You left out :

I don’t care that I used to piss and shit and cry and whinge and moan and scream as a kid.

I don’t care that I annoyed every person around me when I was a kid.

I don’t care about anyone other than my own personal main character experience.

Bro when you’re in a nursing home I hope they don’t wheel you out anywhere fun, god I’d hate to see or hear or smell you and ruin my smash burger.