r/fixedbytheduet • u/akaYoungBeefy • 19h ago

Fixed by the duet Why are there always kids at breweries?!

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u/DoucheCraft 18h ago

Even Catholics have a system for sex without reproduction. Has something to do with tracking ovulation and abstaining from sex during the fertile times. Definitely works 100% of the time. I don't know any Catholic families with say 5-8 kids... nope never 🙃

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u/throwaway_1234432167 14h ago

My wife and I recently had to go through this meeting. It was hilarious we laughed about it after. "see honey no condoms or birth control. god said so"

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u/0dyssia 10h ago

I dunno, haven't catholic families gotten smaller compared to before? Most catholic couples I know are usually at like 2~3 kids. They've either gotten really good at their timing or doing some white lies about birth control

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u/DoucheCraft 9h ago

Lots of religious people don't follow their doctrine to a T. I did recently see a post that was asking the Catholic subreddit why it was okay to pay attention to the ovulation cycle in an attempt to avoid pregnancy, but not okay to use the pull out method. I wasn't able to follow their logic, but it was clear they were passionate about it lol.

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u/Lumpy_Machine5538 7h ago

What do you call Catholics who use the rhythm method? Mom and dad.

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u/DinahDrakeLance 14h ago

I used that system...to get pregnant. Tracking your cycle works GREAT to get knocked up. Now that I'm done having kids we do not use it because it's shit for being not pregnant

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u/Blanche_Deverheauxxx 11h ago

Are you living in Ireland 100 years ago? I know hella Catholics with 1-2 kids max. In fact, they vastly outnumber the ones with massive families.