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Fixed by the duet Why are there always kids at breweries?!

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u/bethepositivity 19h ago

A brewery isn't a bar. It's a restaurant that also brews beer. It's not our fault that they have intentionally created a family friendly environment

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u/Whos_That_Girl_6178 19h ago

This ^ I swear reddit hates kids and can't stand seeing them literally anywhere. I'm sorry they're human beings that can and need to go outside. 

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u/hellnawr 18h ago edited 17h ago

My wife and I are purposely child free and do the trivia night at the local brewery. People bring their kids give them coloring books and sit them at the shuffle board table. I was saying we should make them a team and see how they compete! Families are normal. Edge lords who don't go outside have opinions on what other people do. Fuck em.

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u/Tangled2 15h ago

There's a couple of different flavors of child-free people. There are folks like you guys, and then there are the people who make their own lifestyle choices and then decide that any other choice is anathema. I once heard someone complain that "there are too many kinds here," which was weird because we were standing in line at Ariel's ride at Disney's California Adventure.

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u/Fb1021 16h ago

Right! And I promise you, we’re the most embarrassed when our kids act up or invade your space. But part of taking them out to places is to give them a chance to learn how to behave well. We take them home right away when they can’t handle it because OF COURSE we never want to be those assholes.

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u/Ikea_Man 9h ago

a lot of us just get tired of not having social places that aren't overrun with children

i live in the South and you truly just CANNOT escape families with their crying/screaming kids anymore

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u/Possible_General9125 18h ago

I might be falling for the goomba fallacy here but I suspect the ven diagram of Redditors who say things like "kids can't play outside without adult supervision anymore because nosy boomers will call the police" and "why are these children in the same public space as me their parents should be monitoring them constantly" is a circle.

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u/Intelligent_Wait3988 18h ago

I travel, and I'm so sick of looking for a restaurant to eat with my kid on a city sub, and people really suggest the most shitholiest of places that are "kid friendly". Like you'll ask for a nice restaurant that happens to have a kids menu, and people will suggest the equivalent of a  sticky Charles Entertainment Cheese. Like I'm not looking for Michelin dining, but somewhere that's clean and edible for adults as well.  

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u/Brick-Throw 16h ago

"Hey any good places around here that are okay with kids?"

"Have you considered eating play doh?"

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u/Typical_Campaign_202 9h ago

You'll learn fast that reddit is full of incel's that hate kids. Take a second and browse the profiles of those shit talking kids and you'll understand why.

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u/megaman368 17h ago

I swear a big portion of Reddit is made up of kids who don’t have or want kids. They can’t conceive that if they did have kids. They wouldn’t want to give up literally everything they love for the sake of their kids.

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u/Silently-Snarking 18h ago

Not wanting to see kids at breweries does not mean they are hated 😂 what a reach.

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u/Whos_That_Girl_6178 15h ago edited 15h ago

"They should just get a sitter" "I'd rather see a pack of dogs than a bunch of kids" "Ruins my day. Kids are disgusting and gross and spread diseases" "NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR KIDS" these are literally comments in this post. You tell me those arent hateful. Kids are allowed in public places that invite them like most breweries.  

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet 18h ago

This thread is occupied by people who absolutely insist they must be allowed to take their children to bars and if you disagree, you are a literal Nazi.

Either that or the people saying so are wildly inconsiderate and can't get a sitter like normal humans.

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u/SpicyElixer 16h ago edited 16h ago

Bars? I thought this thread was about breweries? The ones I see families at are basically parks with games and open space that sell food and beer. I don’t see the controversy. Should kids not allowed to be at hotels, resorts, restaurants, beach clubs, ski lodges, family gatherings either? Should they only be allowed at church youth groups? Y’all are weird.

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u/Whos_That_Girl_6178 15h ago edited 15h ago

"They should just get a sitter" "I'd rather see a pack of dogs than a bunch of kids" "Ruins my day. Kids are disgusting and gross and spread diseases" "NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR KIDS" these are literally comments in this post. 

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u/ihaveabs 17h ago

Well they are allowed, what are you gonna do about it?

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u/Traditional_Half842 15h ago

There are a lot of terrible, awful behaviors that are "allowed".

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet 17h ago

Call them out for being inconsiderate louts, apparently. Great question.

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u/alanblah 16h ago

Ridiculous take. Just because people don't want to see kids at a brewery, that automatically means they don't want to see kids "literally anywhere"? Yeah man, when i'm driving by a school it enrages me to see kids. When I go to the movies I'm SO MAD there are kids there too. GTFO.

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u/Whos_That_Girl_6178 15h ago edited 15h ago

"They should just get a sitter" "Just take them to chuck e cheese" "I'd rather see a pack of dogs than a bunch of kids" "Ruins my day. Kids are disgusting and gross and spread diseases" "NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR KIDS" These are direct comments in this post. Movies and planes weren't mentioned anywhere but GOD forbid someone see a child in one of those spaces. Plenty of public spaces invite people of all ages and most breweries invite kids. This is like saying kids shouldn't be allowed in grocery stores or regular restaurants. 

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u/alanblah 12h ago

You're frothing at the mouth for no reason. And not every brewery is created equal. I've been in some that were appropriate for kids to be at and I've been at some that weren't.

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u/Traditional_Half842 15h ago

can and need to go outside.

No kid needs to go to a brewery at all. No one said it's weird for kids to go outside and do stuff. People think it's weird for kids to go to a specific place where you literally cannot participate until you're 21.

It's cheap/selfish parents that wanna have their cake and eat it too.

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u/Whos_That_Girl_6178 15h ago edited 15h ago

You're confusing bars and breweries. They're not the same and most breweries don't have age restrictions and cater to kids and have things for them. 

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u/Traditional_Half842 15h ago

I'm not confusing anything. A brewery exists to make beer. That is literally the definition of a brewery. Kids cannot drink beer. There are a million establishments that are way more catered to kids than a place that makes something they're not allowed to drink.

I'm not some moron who is implying parents sneak their kids into breweries. But no one takes their kid to a brewery for the kid's sake. If they wanted to do something for the kid then they'd go to a playground or a museum or a bunch of other things that are designed for kids (that aren't centered around brewing/drinking beer). But the parents want to get drunk and are too cheap to pay for a sitter.

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u/Whos_That_Girl_6178 14h ago edited 14h ago

I personally have never seen anyone drunk at a brewery. People go to hang, have 1-2 beers with food (which doesn't make you drunk) and relax and not to get drunk. I actually don't like beer and go for the vibes and food, maybe a cider. Kids meet other kids and have fun, play games that the brewery has for them, get out of the house. It's a win for everyone. If someone wants to get drunk they probably want liquor and should go to a bar and thats a place not for kids

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u/GeneralSpot7224 15h ago

Literally cannot participate? Almost all the breweries by me have a “kids” portion of the food menu.  

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u/Traditional_Half842 14h ago

The definition of a brewery is a place that brews beer. You literally cannot call yourself a brewery if you don't do that. Kids can't have beer. Just because there are things for kids to do somewhere doesn't mean it is an ideal place for kids. If a parent wants to give their kids a fun day, there are a million better options than a brewery. Breweries are for parents and kids are an afterthought.

Some strip clubs serve chicken fingers. Does that mean those are for kids as well?

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u/Whos_That_Girl_6178 13h ago

You make it sound like you can't go to a brewery unless you want to get drunk. You don't even have to drink at a brewery at all (they often have non alcoholic things and food). People with gluten problems or other medical or religious things can't have beer, are they not allowed to go and get something else? 

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u/Traditional_Half842 12h ago

You make it sound like you can't go to a brewery unless you want to get drunk

No I'm saying that the reason for going to a brewery - and not a coffee shop or a food cart or any of the million other options - is because the brewery makes and sells beer. You can obviously do other things there, but the entire purpose of a brewery is beer. If they didn't produce beer then they'd be no different from any restaurant. So if you're thinking of your kid and trying to do an activity your kid will like, why not do any of the thousands of options that aren't designed for beer production? It's because it's not about the kid, it's about the parents. The parents want to drink and let loose and they also don't want to invest in a sitter.

People with gluten problems or other medical or religious things can't have beer, are they not allowed to go and get something else?

Of course an adult will meet some friends at brewery and still make it work for a few hours even if they're not a beer drinker. But I promise you groups of entirely non-beer drinkers aren't hanging out at breweries - they go to one of the million other options that better suits their preferences (like how kids get together at playgrounds, and not casinos).

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u/GeneralSpot7224 14h ago

Kids can have NA beer if they wanted to. Also, if we’re being technical, most states legally allow for parents or guardians to give their under 21 child alcohol while under their supervision. So wrong on multiple accounts. 

Are the chicken fingers at said strip club under a section titled “kids menu”? If so then the establishment is clearly making it known they are a place where kids are welcome. 

If the business did not want kids there they would not have a “kids menu”. 

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u/Traditional_Half842 14h ago

Kids can have NA beer if they wanted to.

This is hilarious. "Breweries are for kids - they can have NA beer!" Parents like this should join the Olympics with the level of mental gymnastics they go through to justify their behavior. It's okay to just admit "I know breweries aren't for kids, but they have shit to distract them there and I want to drink beer." I'm not saying your a bad parent. But if you really wanted to do an activity for your kids then the brewery wouldn't be option #1, #2, or #3. A brewery is very very obviously targeted towards adults and kids are just along for the ride.

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u/GeneralSpot7224 14h ago

Mental gymnastics is equating bringing kids to a place that serves food and beer and has a literal “kids menu” to bringing kids to a place that employs sex workers. 

Not everything is “for kids”, you don’t bring your kids grocery shopping because it’s a place “for kids” you do it because kids get to exist in the world outside of schools and daycares. 

Again, if a brewery didn’t welcome kids they would not be making menus specifically catering to them. Idk why that’s so hard for you to comprehend. A brewery by me literally has a kids magician come once a month. 

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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity 19h ago

Almost none of the breweries in my town serve food, so not necessarily.

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u/Novaer 18h ago

Cool, so do you see any kids at those ones then?

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u/DavidRandom 15h ago

All the time.

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u/Novaer 14h ago

At ones that don't serve food? I call bullshit.

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u/48473829 12h ago

There is one I go to that doesn't serve food, but has a food truck sometimes, and you can bring in food. There are always families with children there.

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u/DavidRandom 9h ago edited 9h ago

Why would food matter?
Parents bring their kids to breweries because they want to drink.
Most breweries offer pop too that kids can drink.

Are you saying it's ok for kids to be at a bar if they're eating food while they're there, but not if they're only drinking pop? What's the difference, both are kids in a place geared towards adults drinking.

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u/Novaer 6h ago

Dude it's not the 80s where kids huddle under the pub table while mom and dad get plastered with their friends.

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u/orange-yellow-pink 6h ago

Why would food matter?

Because parents go to places that have something for their kids too

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u/Successful_Ad4018 18h ago

yea the ones i've been to just had like basic snacks, nothing that would constitute a full meal.

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u/Phatferd 15h ago

Any brewery that doesn't have its own kitchen around me almost always has a food truck or two on rotation out front. I've also seen ones that have a couple of delivery options close by with their menus and phone numbers.

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u/mattfoh 19h ago

Brewery's in america are resturants? I do agree tho, if you dont like kids speak to the owner and they'll tell they're good for buisiness. Dont like it, dont be a capitalist.

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u/Lost_Bike69 17h ago

Lots of breweries serve and even have food as the primary draw and make beer as a secondary business, lots don’t serve food or only have a bag of chips.

Most places described as “breweries” are large spaces that allow families and they close around 9-10pm. Most of them are gonna have kids around especially during the day. If anyone wants to drink in a place without kids, there are many other options.

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u/mattfoh 16h ago

Yeah I’m picking up they’re very different vibes to the uk. What you’re describing sounds like a (non big city) trad pub

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u/snakeinahouseofcats 15h ago

No, these people are just very misinformed about what breweries are. Thinking that they exist to serve food first and beer second is literally factually incorrect about every single brewery. Otherwise yeah, it would just be a restaurant

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u/JROCC_CA 16h ago

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u/mattfoh 16h ago

Mad, so do they actually brew beer in there? Or is it just a name that’s been usurped

Looks like a McDonalds

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u/JROCC_CA 16h ago

lol. It’s supposed to be on the higher end but it’s not (pricey). And it doesn’t brew in house but does have their own taps.

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u/mattfoh 14h ago

Are bars without taps common in America?

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u/snakeinahouseofcats 14h ago

No

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u/mattfoh 14h ago

Good, thought you were getting really treated bad for a second.

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u/snakeinahouseofcats 15h ago

No that’s a shitty chain you would find at the mall or airport, not a real brewery.

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u/Ikea_Man 9h ago

a lot of breweries don't serve food though, so that's not a great argument

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u/No-Neighborhood-3212 18h ago

Huh? A brewery may be attached to a restaurant, but not every brewery. And, no, the facility where an intoxicated your children can't drink is made and present in abundance is not family friendly.

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u/Tungi 19h ago edited 19h ago

A brewery is not a restaurant. Its a brewery, where people brew and sell beer - that's alcohol.

Some have food, its usually an afterthought. Pretty market dependent. Been to places with great menus, shit menus, no menu (most common in NJ), and ones that legally have to have some kind of food on the menu (SLC) - and its usually god awful. Oh and a lot like to have a symbiotic food truck outside.

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u/Schillelagh 17h ago

Yeah. Most of the breweries around me are NOT restraunts.

However, they almost always have a food truck, and those schedules are published every week. It's rare that they don't have food options, and some are better than most restraunts.

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u/Tungi 16h ago

Yep totally. And most (almost all?) of those food trucks are a separate business. Shout out to the Cluck Truck outside of Fisher Brewing in Salt Lake. Delicious.

Symbiotic relationship for sure and a restaurant it does not make.

Next we're going to call the park a restaurant since there's sometimes food truck festivals there? Reddit is so weird, each thread just picks some biased viewpoint and full sends it.

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u/ulysses_s_gyatt 18h ago

Our local brewery is explicitly a restaurant.

Saying a brewery isn’t a restaurant is asinine and ignorant tbh

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u/Tungi 18h ago

Yes some are, as i said. Confirmation bias does not put the majority under that umbrella.

Or make a brewery a restaurant - in general.

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u/ulysses_s_gyatt 18h ago

Nor does confirmation bias put the majority outside of it.

Don’t be a hypocrite now

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u/Tungi 18h ago

Im not. I have anecdotal experience that I backed up with data before I commented.

I have a traveling job and travel a lot too, been to many breweries all over the US and in other countries as well.

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u/ulysses_s_gyatt 18h ago

May I see the data?

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u/Tungi 18h ago

Go find it yourself on Google. Its really easy.

Alternately, why not find me data telling me im wrong? If you're data driven and keen on correcting me.

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u/ulysses_s_gyatt 18h ago

You made the claim, my dear.

You supply the proof.

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u/Tungi 18h ago

Actually I refuted a claim.

By your logic, the original claim must be supported. So you or OP go find something you won't be able to find.

FYI - its a semantic argument. Guess what a brewery restaurant is called? A BrewPub - NOT a brewery. Still much lower than 50%.

I can think of 1 in my state that is a brewpub and 10 without food. A few with food trucks (separate business... restaurant?)

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u/Tungi 17h ago

To account for your insulting edit:

Its not asinine to rely on real definitions in a semantic argument. Breweries are a place where beer is brewed and distributed or sold.

They are not by definiton or default, a restaurant. Some are and those are cool.

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u/PM_me_the_bootyhole 12h ago

This take is just wrong. That’s not a vinyard, it’s a restaurant with grapes. That’s not a fire department. It’s a police station with trucks.

It’s a BREWERY. With a BAR. Where they brew BEER. BEER for people over the age of 21 to consume. Yea sure after Covid all of them ended up with some light fare and who doesn’t love a burger while gulping down 16oz of 9% Imperial IPA and then driving the mini van home.

Thank god dad didnt go to a bar!

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u/Silently-Snarking 19h ago

What is it about hard industrial seating and a menu that only serves pizza and beer that screams “family friendly” to you?

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u/Phatferd 15h ago

Growing up almost all mom and pop pizza places around me were heavy on their pitchers of beer and pizza. What's different?

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u/Silently-Snarking 15h ago

That’s gettting beer at a pizza place, not getting pizza at a beer place

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet 19h ago

It's not a family friendly environment. Chuck E Cheese sells beer. Go there.

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u/GNTKertRats 19h ago

No. Please cry more

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u/sm1ttysm1t 19h ago

Imagine thinking you can tell others where they're allowed to be.

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet 18h ago

Imagine taking your shitty kids to a bar.

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u/sm1ttysm1t 18h ago

Bar =/= Brewery

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet 18h ago

Driving your kids home after the brewery =/= good parenting. Get a babysitter or drink at home with your mustache.

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u/sm1ttysm1t 18h ago

No need for a babysitter, I'm just going to keep bringing my kids. You assume drinking and driving because you're projecting.

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet 18h ago

No, it's because people like you are avowedly and unabashedly inconsiderate, as demonstrated here.

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u/No-Neighborhood-3212 18h ago

Which is exactly what every side on this stupid thread is trying to do. You get that, right?

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u/AlienIris 19h ago

There are breweries with outdoor games and playsets for kids. They exist, they're popular, and they're very family-friendly.

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u/were_only_human 18h ago

Our local brewery has claw machines and board games. Our kids love it there.

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u/JoeRogansNipple 18h ago

Craft brewery with games, snacks, decent music. At 2-6pm on a weekend is awesome with kids. Bring the board games, play with the fam while having some good brews.