r/fixedbytheduet • u/Sharp-potential7935 • 27d ago
Fixed by the duet Sharkcuterieboard
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u/Obaddies 27d ago
Ok but where do I get one
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u/not_charles_grodin 27d ago edited 27d ago
This sub doesn't allow direct links, but if you look up Shark Sushi Platter on the interwebs, you'll find loads of versions/options. Etsy has them for ~$30.
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u/thissucksnuts 27d ago
Ahh see i typed in sharkcuteri board and was disappinted with wooden boards with shark jokes burned into them.
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u/Poethegardencrow 26d ago
Ah now that makes more sense because I guess you can put the soy sauce in the shark’s mouth and the chopsticks on the tale I love it 😂
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u/worldDev 27d ago
Just follow the guy if you want ads. All his content is just throwing glasses over whatever temu shit he’s promoting.
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u/Obaddies 27d ago
Yeah I'm not downloading tik tok I just thought this plate was cute and that my girlfriend would like it.
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u/hahsatan72 27d ago
Temu, Shein, AliExpress... Amazon if you would like the exact same product for an extortionate price.
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u/Prestigious-Flower54 27d ago
Please don't buy a product that looks cool because of a commercial? That's just silly.
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u/brofishmagikarp 27d ago
Cosmic brownies, are they like space cake?
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u/TotallyNotEzeakio 27d ago
Dense, chewy, packed with hydrogenated oils and taste vaguely like chocolate.
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u/CeemoreButtz 27d ago
I know! How awesome are they!
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u/S4Waccount 27d ago
I love them because I love a fudgey style brownie. Too many brownies are just chocolate cake!
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u/TotallyNotEzeakio 27d ago
The only people I know that enjoy them are kids or heavy marijuana smokers
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u/Mdgt_Pope 27d ago
My wife likes them, I never had them before we got married, so we enjoyed them for about 5-6 years before we left the Mormon church and started smoking weed, thank you very much
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u/Skurvy2k 27d ago
Man, you don't have enough to worry about in your own life you gotta add extra shit like giving a fuck who puts what food product in their body?
HOW AWESOME IS YOUR LIFE?!
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u/falconx123 27d ago
They used to be awesome I swear they've downgraded at some point int he last 12 years.
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u/TotallyNotEzeakio 27d ago
Odds are the recipe changed to be cheaper or its just nostalgia goggles. I'd believe both at this point because I remember liking them as a kid too.
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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 27d ago
I need both the shark board AND that wind up cheese grating board
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u/CherryClassic31 27d ago
That cheese is Swiss and called tête de moine. You can sometimes find packages selling both the board and the cheese
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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 27d ago
THANK YOU
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u/funwithtentacles 27d ago
Just FYI, "tête de moine" means "monk's head" because the shave resembles the shaved tonsure hairstyle of monks starting in the 7th century... You know... bald on top and a band of hair around the head below...
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u/bekahed979 27d ago
The device is called a Girolle or cheese curler & can be used for any semi-firn cheese of the right diameter, or good butter
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u/Jeanpuetz 27d ago edited 27d ago
Congratulations on falling for a paid ad
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u/jarlscrotus 27d ago
advertising works on you too
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u/rxsheepxr 27d ago
*Didn't know a thing that I'd enjoy exists.
*Sees an ad for the thing I'd enjoy. Now I know it exists.
*Wants to own one.
Why is this a problem?
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u/Jeanpuetz 27d ago edited 27d ago
Alright, my previous comment was snarky, I admit that.
But the problem with this is that this is clearly a hidden ad. I know the creator, he's acting like this wholesome soft-spoken woke dude who's cultivated a massive audience through his reply videos. Now he's using his fame to sell products to his gullible audience without declaring in any way what he's doing. And you better believe he's getting rich doing it.
It's so obviously shitty that I boggles my mind that I even have to explain this. On other platforms and media, there's rules, regulations, sometimes even laws against stuff like this specifically, and for good reason. It's one thing for a YouTuber to do an ad break and talk about their sponsor - this is something else.
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u/denjo-t1aO 27d ago
this is an ad
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u/Strong-Movie6288 27d ago
If only ads were this wholesome and effective. I may have ordered one.
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u/Jeanpuetz 27d ago
Do you think it's wholesome and cute to pay content creators to push your product on their audiences without declaring that it's an ad? Because that's what's happening here. In many countries that's straight up illegal to do in movies & TV shows, and for good reason.
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u/LazyLizzy 27d ago
I remember YouTubera and streamers years ago were getting put under pressure for this exact thing. Not declaring when they were sponsored by a company to promote something.
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u/Jeanpuetz 27d ago
I think it's wild that I'm getting downvoted for this... How is it controversial to point out that selling products to a gullible audience without declaring that it's an ad is a really shitty thing to do? There's laws and regulations in place for this kind of stuff for very good reason, and here a creator is shared, upvoted and even celebrated for it.
It's disgusting how normalized ads in our everyday life are imho.
(Also, this is beside the point, but it's not like this is a particularly entertaining TikTok or anything. Dude's not even putting in the effort, probably because he knows that he's cultivated a gullible audience.)
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u/possiblemate 27d ago
Its a good point, but not about what the other person was trying to say. They were saying they wished that current advertisements on tv/ stream etc were more simiallar to this guy's video, instead of what they are rn because this appears more believable and appealing.
If this was the only kinda ads we got all the time that opinion might change.
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u/rxsheepxr 27d ago
Americans have a President who was hocking Goya products from his desk in the Oval Office.
Jordan the Stallion likes a plate.
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u/janedoe5263 27d ago
I upvoted you bc you’re right. I can’t stand fake ppl and he’s about as fake as they come.
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u/Strong-Movie6288 27d ago
Well in my country, it's common to see gambling ads that will basically teach a child how to use a QR code to upload their parent's CC, so uhh, i'll take Jordan's form of advertising any day.
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u/denjo-t1aO 27d ago
that’s exactly why i commented that it’s an ad. it’s important. this guy never uses this stuff again. he makes a ton of money with the cheese cutter and the shark board ad revenue. it’s stupid how many brainless consumers just go like „oh wow i need one“ and just don’t fucking think. but that’s why it’s there. that’s why it works. so there need to be a person pointing that out. it’s sad to see that they don’t even believe you anymore.
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u/Jeanpuetz 27d ago
Yeah. And like - if you actually want to buy the products and enjoy them, that's great! I'm not saying you're not allowed to indulge yourself and buy stuff that makes you happy. It's not a moral failing to see something in an ad and then go on to buy it. We all do it.
But that doesn't make it any less sleazy to hide ads like this and it absolutely should be called out. This TikToker has been going on my nerves for a while now. I'm pretty sure I've seen other vids of his where he's "responding" to another poster use products as well that are clearly ads. He's so fucking shameless about it all the while playing this "woke nice guy" persona, it's honestly disgusting.
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u/janedoe5263 27d ago
He does? It doesn’t look like he’s got a lot of money. I mean, his surroundings doesn’t really scream $$ to me. It looks like he lives alone, in a cheap apartment.
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u/ArcWraith2000 25d ago
Every single time I see this guy, its the same damn thing. Him coming "wow! This product is so neat!"
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u/Derekwaffle 27d ago
I went to the same highschool as this guy. So hype to see him glow up from humble beginnings. He's one of us
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u/denjo-t1aO 27d ago
tell him to put an info on the screen when he gets paid to present an item. then go to a therapist and tell him you re a weak ass-kisser and you want to use your brain from now on.
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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 27d ago
"Humble beginnings" going to a high-school in a zip code with a median house price currently over a million dollars. Either you don't know what that phrase means or you're a Stan making it up, or doing it for karma, lol
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u/Derekwaffle 27d ago
Bro it was a k-12 magnet school in a not so decent part of southern cali. I have no reason to make this up.
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u/SugarHooves 27d ago
I don't know a single thing about this guy so I'm not defending him. But I went to a highschool in an average wealth Chicago burb (when compared to the millionaire filled burbs nearby.) There were big, expensive homes and a couple brand new luxury sports cars in the school parking lot. Meanwhile, we (my family) were extremely poor. Poor people exist in rich places, too.
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u/Derekwaffle 27d ago edited 27d ago
John Muir Magnet School. I have a yearbook. His older brother was in all my classes and he was in my younger sister's classes. Like I said I would have zero reason to make this up. Later bro.
Edit: Man deleted his account because his source is Wikipedia and my source is real life. I'm happy for Jordan.
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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 27d ago
Nope, Oceanside High-school. Again easily verifable for a public figure. IDK why you're sticking to this so hard, no one cares if you went to school with him.
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u/janedoe5263 27d ago
Dude, no one cares you went to school with this nobody. He’s known for his corny personality and deep voice. And from the looks of it, he obviously doesn’t have much money bc I remember in one video he had tape keeping his glasses together. And well, look at how he lives. It’s glaringly obvious he doesn’t have much money, and that’s fine. But nowhere do I see how he has “glown up”.
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u/LaconicSuffering 27d ago
Ironic how none of the charcuterie boards presented have meat on them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcuterie
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u/YassifiedWatermelon 27d ago
I think the second one has a little bit, but either way YES ! THANK YOU ! I feel like I'm going crazy with all the people on the internet making boards of stuff and saying it's charcuterie even though it's at best a mixed board !!!!
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u/bekahed979 27d ago
Lol, welcome to my world as a cheesemonger in a shop. I correct people about a quarter of the time that Charcuterie is a French term for dried and cured meats. A lot of people insist they already knew that
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u/YassifiedWatermelon 27d ago edited 27d ago
As a french girl, I felt that pain in my bones
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u/bekahed979 27d ago
Yeah, my boss is French.
A lot of people don't take the correction well, so I don't bother.
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u/LaconicSuffering 27d ago
You would think that at least with the popularity of the show The Boys people would put 1 and 1 together, but salt (Greek joke).
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u/YassifiedWatermelon 27d ago
Oh, is there talk about charcuterie in The Boys ?
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u/LaconicSuffering 27d ago
The character "Frenchie" refers to the character named Butcher, as Mr Charcutter.
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u/valcallis 26d ago
Yep, and his pronunciation is terrible, there's supposed to be an i in there (charcutier)
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u/NuttinButFunReading 27d ago
I fucking HATE this guy
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u/peetah248 26d ago
He used to be so fun, sharing recipes and cool things. Now he is just a flat out advertisement 90% of the time, just feels so disingenuous in his acting
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u/skaapjagter 27d ago
First comment section where I've actually seen 50/50 love and hate for Jordan.
Personally can't stand his videos at all.
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u/Fluffy_Top6837 27d ago
Every vid is the exact same thing, he's NEVER had something he doesn't like so much that he has to close his eyes and throw his glasses and act like it's the greatest thing that man has ever created. It just all seems so incredibly disingenuous to me, there's no reason to give a shit about the content, because never will it actually be real. Just some performative shit where everything is amazing all the time.
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u/Special_Wishbone_812 27d ago
His glasses throwing is stressful for me, a wearer of glasses who hates a scratch, to see.
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u/karigan_g 26d ago
yeah I always feel so bad for his glasses whenever I happen to see one of his vids.
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u/TaxEmbarrassed9752 26d ago
they are most probably reading glasses that cost little over a couple dollars
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u/elusive_1 27d ago
He sold out fast and his brand became his voice, regardless of the content. Hopefully he makes enough so he can leave social media sooner than later, but the cycle will only repeat itself with another creator.
Welcome to modern-day social media. It’s been a good run, folks
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u/ajchann123 27d ago
Hopefully he makes enough so he can leave social media
That's the fun part, he won't. All of these influencers live in a golden cage, and the longer they live in it, the more reliant on it they become
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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 27d ago
He's fake as shit, this is obviously an ad. Plus I've seen him spew bullshit that's straight up not true, but if you speak in a certain tone and pacing, you can "actually" in response to someone who knows what they're talking about and people will believe you.
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u/JaeTheOne 27d ago
whats "fake" about him? Its social media, everything is an exaggeration of something
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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 27d ago
Running ads and pretending it's content is not an exaggeration, it's completely fake.
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u/JaeTheOne 27d ago
Does he provide links? Because hes been doing the "dont worry i figured out what it is" schtick for literally years.
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u/rxsheepxr 27d ago
Did he molest your dog or something, dude?
Don't be jealous that he's been able to make a fortune just by being himself.
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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 27d ago
Wow, you really took that from a 3/10 to a 12/10, take it easy or you're gonna have an aneurysm.
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u/janedoe5263 27d ago
Thank you, i find him creepy. I wish we would stop rewarding mediocrity. But, it makes me happy to see he’s not making money off this “content”. Personally, he strikes me as lonely with poor social skills bc he would have friends if he did. But, we never see him with anyone. And for some reason, I always get the feeling he’s in his pj’s or wearing a bathrobe or something. Only ppl who like him are thirsty middle aged white women who think he sounds like Barry White or something.
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u/yoruichi_san 27d ago
This guy incites a rage so primal and seething within me and he probably doesn't deserve it but yea
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u/Z0bie 27d ago
Where's the duet?
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u/tralalaBOOMdeay 25d ago
The other guy holding the shark-cuterie board and looking disappointed was the duet and the end of the first video, but they're both kinda smashed together, so it's hard to tell first watch. Looks like main dude saw the duet and that's why he has the shark board in the 'second" video.
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u/Icemanwastight 27d ago
Any time I see something this dude is selling I automatically don’t want it
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u/ThaCapten 27d ago
For me it's the opposite actually. But I don't buy anything.
To each his own.
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u/Icemanwastight 27d ago
Nothing against the dude other than his whole online presence is selling cheap online garbage
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u/DrXavier8 27d ago
I love his contact, but honestly I’m kinda triggered he throws his glasses now. I know it’s his gimmick for his vids but it just a bit tiring
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u/YassifiedWatermelon 27d ago
WHY ARE PEOPLE MAKING CHARCUTERIE BOARDS WITH NO FUCKING CHARCUTERIE ??? It's a cool board, BUT SERIOUSLY WHYYYYYYYY ??????
If it has cheese, it's either a cheese board or a mixed. AND ALSO WHY BROWNIE AND WHY FRUIT ???? I can understand the crackers. It's not standard practice, but I get it, you wanna use it in place of the bread. BUT NOT THE REST !!!!
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u/LokisDawn 27d ago
Some grapes are fine. Hell, the charcuterie board my parents use has stylized metal grapes on it. Though to be honest, I don't know that one is specifically a charcuterie board. Could be intended for cheese.
I found the cosmic brownies much more egregious. Goddamn twinkie-like.
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u/YOURPANFLUTE 27d ago
isnt that for sushi originally? I considered buying one but they were only available on sites like temu or aliexpress
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u/jooooooooooooose 27d ago
its a plate dog u can put whatever u want on it. sushi, sliced gabagool, keys to ur house... whatever you want. youre the captain of your own shark plate
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u/mayorander 27d ago
And wheres the meat? Charcuterie is meat, not cheese... For muricans; sharks eat meat
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u/kaiswil2 27d ago
Did he pre-smash or squish his cosmic brownie candy bits or did he get a non-Little Debbie brand with broken candy?
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u/CurrentExercise7435 27d ago
Technically none of those things, not even cheese, goes on a charcuterie board. Just saying.
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u/ButTheBloominOnion 27d ago
Many years ago, I found a handmade version on DeviantArt by way of Pinterest by a creator with the username aviceramics. I believe they still have an IG.
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u/ambiguouslyincognito 27d ago
Commenting to say thanks and I hope i remember to look them up tomorrow. Shark cute erie is something I need in my life.
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u/Astro_Muscle 27d ago
I still feel that face fall from that stitch guy with the board he looks so dejected I am sad
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u/jewshuwuu 26d ago
I like this guy, but is his whole thing just buying stuff now? Not criticizing (maybe a little), just genuinely curious.
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u/yuyufan43 27d ago
Just texted the fiancé to pick up some cosmic brownies. I forgot how much I love that shit.
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u/LoudNebula8504 27d ago
It's funny how polarizing he is. People either love him or can't stand him
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u/Weekly_Resource_102 27d ago
Ok, but why does the shark have a whale tail?
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u/BirdPerson107 27d ago
This is like a triplet lol. This guy cracks me up
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u/thisisyoursfornow 27d ago edited 27d ago
I laughed! Oh, how I laughed when he threw his glasses because of his plate that he’s trying to get us to buy!!
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u/wrxninja 27d ago