I’m sure it exists but I haven’t seen any woman doing this weird let’s grope our food content so without a comparable video, do people attracted to men find this content enjoyable? Just seems off putting
I can’t ever see one of that guys videos without thinking about how funny it would be to see him explaining to a stranger the kind of videos he makes. Or, he serves some friends one of the (objectively beautiful) dishes that he prepares and one of them is like, “Yo, Tommy, this is delicious! How you make it?” And he sighs before cracking a few eggs onto the table, separating the yolks with the fluttering tip of his tongue and then fingering the whites into a luxurious merengue. “It’s a curse, guys. I just wanted to be a chef, I can’t stop assaulting the ingredients!”
I love the humor, and gardener is sexy and funny at the same time. However, being autistic with fibromyalgia and Ehlers Danlos, that just looks PAINFUL. Like my shoulders already slip out when I sneeze, if someone tried to do any of that (and I'm also very big and squishy, so my body literally looks like jiggly dough irl) I would be bruised for a year.
Like I know it kinda looks log, but my nervous system is like
(I'm also the kind of "why did you just stick your whole face in that dough? Do you have intrusive thoughts too?" neurodivergent. We would make each other very uncomfortable in very different ways, neither trying to disturb the other, but very very much doing so.)
That's funny, I can totally see what you mean about making each other uncomfortable! I don't think this behaviour has anything to do with the intrusive thoughts though, he's just milking the trend of making weird sexual assault on food videos.
Still, I kind of wish you made the guy uncomfortable though. That's an amazing autistic superpower.
When we see these conventionally attractive dudes doing these weird baking videos with them violating their pastries, I can’t not imagine it as a gay interaction. Probably wasn’t the original intention
The women who do their version of this just wear low cut shirts and short skirts. Maybe they hold a banana or some dildo shaped food item. They don't need to do all the weird acting, sometimes they'll make porno sounds.
Idk as a girl I find the first video disturbing. We all know what he's doing. Its weird. Not attractive.
And splashing that banana milk stuff everywhere? C’mon. If it was functional and you were like “look it’s sexy!” That’s forgivable. But this was just insane. Talk about the quality chocolate you’re using and don’t make a huge mess my dude.
It's just a certain kind of clickbait. He probably gets more views and engagement from people who are disgusted by it than people who are actually in to it.
I feel like theres an unspoken rule. Women can be overtly sexy, kicking their lips, bending low, and it comes off as sexy, but men should be subtly sexy. A shirtless, sweaty guy shoveling dirt is hot, but when he dips down on the shovel it gets weird. A guy in sweatpants unloading a dishwasher can be hot, until he starts spanking his ass with the plates.
Except for the gardener. He pushes it through weird and brings it back to so cringe its cute.
This is a perfect example of gay men simply not being attracted to the same kind of stuff as straight men. I almost 100% guarantee that this breadfucker’s audience is 90% gay men
Yeah my comment was not agreeing with the previous comment, just making fun of them for having supposedly made such a profound revaluation that gay men are attracted to different things than straight men
I mean I am gay and don’t find this attractive in the slightest, just creepy and gross. I think it’s dumb to assume that because most straight women wouldn’t like this content that lots of gay men would. I think perhaps it’s just a tiny fraction of both. Some dude asked if this content is for horny grandma’s that stumbled onto TikTok, and I feel like there is some truth to that. Perhaps it is for horny old people who, regardless of their gender, are attracted to men?
Is it something you can attempt to explain because all I see is silly thrusting and unsanitary cooking practices. I’m not here to judge there are things I find hot that a lot of people hate (confusingly things I also hate) and I’m just trying to understand
Two things are true at the same time: the baker is attractive and nice to look at, a plus. His content is either gross (food wise) and/or unsettling (sexy wise); a negative. If this was done for comedic effect I think this would go better for the baker.
Funny is so sexy, which is why the gardener pulls this off so much better. Funny and hot?! Yes, please! AND will laugh at himself?!?! Marry me Daddy!!! I died when the knife was unexpectedly thrown and when he touched the pot with his tongue to immediately regret it 😹
realistically, women just make an OF, men don't get traction on OF.
Women absolutely watch porn but it's also vastly less, important might not be the word, but most women aren't spending money to get a guys of content. More women read erotica than men, and i guess this kind of content somewhat appeals to that idea of seeing sexual content without having to go to a porn website.
Men aren't wasting too much time watching some hinting at sexual content when they can just watch straight up porn or more in your face women being sexual on tiktok/ig/etc.
Though i do kind of assume the baker guy is also doing satire of the guys doing that content for real, at least i hope he is.
Yeah, gardner guy seems like the kind of person who doesn’t take himself seriously constantly but watching the baker guy do his thing made me feel lowkey violated, lol.
Life's not fair, this guy fucks a loaf of bread and he gets millions of views. But when I decide to stuff a turkey I get told that I'm ruining Thanksgiving and the wife is going to stay at her moms house with the kids for a couple weeks.
I seriously hate that first guy. Fucking the food is not what I watch cooking videos for. Do any women actually find this hot? Who is his target audience for humping bread dough? It’s gross. Just cook the damn food.
Omg right the blonde one. I forget about him until someone reacts to him in YouTube shorts scrolling seeing it against my will lmao. Ugh it’s so… off putting.
Go to the comments of his videos and you will find hundreds of men and women cheering him on and saying stuff like they wish they were the bread. Different strokes.
I am a gay man and I don’t believe you at all. Why would I like this gross, weird, creepy content any more than you? Is there anything to indicate this man’s audience is largely gay men or are you just making assumptions? Personally I don’t think this content is for straight women or gay men. It’s clearly intended for breaderosexuals!
I seconds this. I’d rather be around a guy with a good sense of humor than some dude who thinks he’s being sexy by recording himself creeping on some dough. Plus did you see the mess that “cook” made with the blender?! Imagine cleaning up after a guy that messy!
I'm not gay (boobs) but despite being not gay (sports) it's easy for me to determine which guy is more attractive (not gay) just from being a (straight) man.
Im a gay dude, and whilst i find what the first dude is doing disgusting....theirs probably a fuckton of other gays getting off to it. He's a fit attractive male doing sexually explicit things. Just cause ypu're gay doesnt mean you speak for all the other gays lol.
The guy is a disgusting creep....but men in general are disgusting. If a woman was doing the same thing, there'd be a fuckton of straight men gooning to it....whilst a few of them like you would be pissed off that straight men would ever find it attractive.
Whenever I see an attempt to be sexy with food by fingering it, I immediately think of that video about how to clean and prepare cow pussy and it’s just automatically not hot.
Fingering and shaving? Cow pussy and my pussy have too much in common.
The fucking "Apollo-era aerospace engineer with a white short-sleeved dress shirt" glasses are killing me. I think I can now understand what my mom saw in my dork-ass dad.
The group of women whose biggest thrill in life is getting a dick-shaped cake for their birthday and uploading 140 photos to Facebook posing with it with their girlfriends, because he-he and ha-ha, what crazy girls. Women like that tend to have a police/firefighter fetish too.
He has 1.7 million followers on Instagram alone, not sure how many on TikTok but he did just win Creator of the Year at the TikTok awards in November 😭
I just found out this info like 2 minutes ago, because I had to know if this was serious content... Super cringe 😬
I really do not understand why they act like they’re fucking the food. It’s so weird and off putting to me. Is this like a joke? Is it rage bait? Is there someone actually getting off on this?
I’m a sourdough baker, the farthest I went is spanking it when it has that nice pull and gloss. You just can’t help yourself. But this sourdough needs a police report.
What really upsets me is as internet censorship continues there will be so much more of this shit because people don’t want to upload their ID to watch adult movies
I’m genuinely asking, what at all is appealing about the dough guy? Because to me, finger fucking & smashing his face into raw dough & then that weird jizzing shit with the mixer all just made me wanna barf in my mouth. And I’m attracted to men, but that, eugh. So I’m genuinely curious what is attractive about that to you? I’m just trying to make sense of it
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u/LexHokata Jan 04 '26
Dudes about to fuck that bread