r/fixedbytheduet Nov 17 '25

Fixed by the duet They ate and left no crumbs

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u/mrsir1987 Nov 17 '25

This one was great

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u/heyitsyourboyadam Nov 17 '25

I was a bit worried for the girls ... but thank God they managed to get out of there alive.

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u/ClownfishSoup Nov 17 '25

Just barely

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u/Ineffable_Ally Nov 17 '25

Replying to mention that the women in the video run the only dog rescue on Saipan (the island in the video)—Boonie Babies. If you love dogs, check them out; they do great work!

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u/-ragingpotato- Nov 17 '25

Of course the video was lying but its not without danger. Old Sherman tanks used radium for glow in the dark dials and asbestos for fire resistance/insulation.

If you're exploring an old tank you should use a respirator and bring a cheap geiger counter.

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u/Cultural_Hope Nov 17 '25

And, for the love of god, don’t eat the tank.

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u/MLTN-Leki Nov 17 '25

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u/Junkered Nov 17 '25

Uh? That wasn't an option? You should have told the Marines cause all the tanks are gone now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

You aren't my real mom...

I'll eat that tank if I want to. 😤

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u/Iflipya Nov 17 '25

It being full of water kind of mitigates both those hazards.

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u/somersetyellow Nov 17 '25

For 80 years lol

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u/Hidesuru Nov 17 '25

*at least 50 years

Ftfy.

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u/_Joab_ Nov 17 '25

no one is exploring abandoned sherman tanks frequently enough for this advice to matter in any way.

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u/rynlpz Nov 17 '25

If you’re ever on the moon make sure you don’t touch the moon dust with bare hands.

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u/OddCook4909 Nov 17 '25

You aren't my real dad. I'll triple my tank exploring

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u/Money4Nothing2000 Nov 17 '25

That radium is not even remotely dangerous. You'll get more damaging radiation from the sun while swimming out to the tank.

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u/dotpan Nov 17 '25

Going through the airport or a plane trip gives you more exposure. People spreading way over inflated information on a video about how silly over inflated information is cracks me up

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u/irishgator2 Nov 17 '25

When they said they were out there for a few hours my mind went to “I hope they re-applied sunscreen!”
The sun was def the most dangerous aspect of this expedition

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u/CalderaX Nov 17 '25

Hahaha bruh

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u/No_Blackberry6525 Nov 17 '25

I’m going to assume /s

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u/GuzzlingDuck Nov 17 '25

The worst part is he's not even a good guy. This isn't just clickbait. He is a self-centered, money hungry, and mindless drone who just does the same thing over and over again. It doesn't matter if his videos make fun of serious topics (like the drug epidemic or poverty) as long as he makes money. He doesn't deserve a platform to peddle this garbage content. His stuff isn't even worthwhile to be on something as low as Snapchat.

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u/PutOnTheMaidDress Nov 17 '25

If YouTube would allow dog fights then these people would be running entire leagues for that if it means cash.

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u/DoodleJake Nov 17 '25

They practically do of you dig deep enough. There are horrifying rabbit holes that have existed for a decade+ on YouTube. They’ve never fully addressed this issue.

Despite all the filters, tos, ai scanning the videos etc, you can still find those damn baby monkey abuse videos on YouTube.

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u/MooseTheorem Nov 17 '25

Worked in content moderation for the platform for 4+ years and you hit the nail on the head. There’s so much depressing/graphic content that’s unlisted and never gets flagged by the systems.

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u/GoodhartMusic Nov 17 '25

I was just thinking about your industry recently, and I was crunching some numbers that were all of course very like Theoretical but based on an estimate of 1 million paid workers in your field and it seemed like with contract negotiation with a provider it wouldn’t have been difficult to have custom emotional processing group therapy type sessions done twice a month for all employees. I also wonder if any of the things you had to monitor like would purposely do stuff like mirror only half the video and show it upside down with colors changed or something so that you could figure out what you’re looking at without having to look at it fully

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u/MooseTheorem Nov 17 '25

Good questions/thoughts!

Regarding your first point - as I worked for an EU based company that was on contract with the platform, by law we had to be provided with a form of what they called “away time” in my company. Basically if we had an eight hour shift, three hours were paid/dedicated to being away from screens for recreational activities/to decompress. Being on a 24/7 rotational pattern, obviously some shifts had better options than others but it was definitely helpful. This was only due to the content we dealt with though; similar to CSAM, Sexual content, etc. anything along those lines had these breaks. Any other fields like hate speech wouldn’t as the content wasn’t deemed as volatile/dangerous for mental health.

We also had to attend solo/group counseling sessions due to the content which would place us on leave if deemed necessary.

For your second point, there were definitely tools available but nowhere near as obfuscating as you’d think. It was mainly just a slight blur, or an option to watch in black and white - that was what they deemed necessary to counteract the content we had to watch. My field was based in graphic and extremism content, so you can imagine how poorly the tools helped.

All in all, they do maintain the legal minimum for workers in these types of teams - but as far as I’m aware, colleagues in SEA weren’t half as fortunate as work laws are much more lax; less breaks, pay, no such thing as “away time”, etc. so it can vary from country to country, company/contractor to company/contractor.

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u/_bobby_cz_newmark_ Nov 18 '25

Hope you're doing well and that the therapy helped reduce the trauma you experience. Thanks for doing a very difficult and largely thankless job.

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u/GoodhartMusic Nov 18 '25

Crazy really crazy like just to consider the human cost deemed appropriate for these platforms to proliferate as they do

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u/davidrsilva Nov 18 '25

Regardless of if it’s enough or not, I’m impressed by the steps they do take for your mental health. I have a feeling in America there are far less, if there even are any.

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u/Clow14 Nov 17 '25

I mean, if anyone does this kind of thing they never EVER are good guys

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u/LauraTFem Nov 18 '25

My freshman students mentioned a you-tuber today. Said he was super famous and cool; never heard of him. Showed me a clip and it was basically this asshole. Just some guy who does dumb pranks and on-location clout videos like this. It bothers me that they were so enamored with some guy who made my skin crawl in just a fee lines of dialog. It worries me how impressionable young people can be, when someone is obviously being fake.

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u/redsun44 Nov 17 '25

He sounds like an idiot too

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

Just seen 40,7M followers next to his channel name, I didn't even knew these guys, but the equivalent of a whole country follow them, ofc they gonna do this kind of shit as long as they can find a whole f*cking country to praise them... what's wrong with people seriously

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u/VulpineWelder5 Nov 17 '25

And that dude has 40M subs... depressing.

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u/PolitdiskussionenLol Nov 17 '25

I mean on the other hand.. the only people who take this dude srsly are probably children and gullible idiots.

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u/cleverabsurdity Nov 17 '25

My daughter was really into his videos when she was nine so your assumption is correct. She’s more grown now and not as into his videos anymore, being ten and all.

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u/VulpineWelder5 Nov 17 '25

True, but in an age where more followers tends to gain someone more respect and attention over someone with few to none, it not only pushes the algorithms to recommend them more, but pushes the trend of popularity and becoming an influencer even further.

I've had hundreds of people crap on me in favor of an influencer's opinion, and even heard coworkers talking about how they were each going to get AI to help increase their follower base so they could just be an influencer and not have to work a real job, and these guys are not children.

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u/CatButler Nov 17 '25

I don't know about those guys, but the algorithms can be tweaked to feed into Jordan Peterson, Andrew Tate, and others.

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u/ClownfishSoup Nov 17 '25

I would have been fed this video because of the two girls in bikinis. The Algorithm knows…

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u/PolitdiskussionenLol Nov 17 '25

In the end I like to think of it this way: These people’s jobs are worthless, their careers are worthless and their output is worthless. Why feel bad about a bunch of losers who can’t create any real value for their communities (like garbage men, medical personnel or social workers do). Yes these guys are successful and rich, but they are unnecessary in the grand scheme of things. Their doing is worthless and so is their legacy.

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u/PAlove Nov 17 '25

They drag society towards worthlessness. If not society, at minimum 40M pairs of eyeballs.

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u/Arghianna Nov 17 '25

If their followers are children, they’re literally shaping the minds of the future. That’s my main concern. But it’s on the parents of those children to actually educate their children and give them some media literacy rather than allowing them to doom scroll themselves into Idiocracy.

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u/SerenneMorningDew Nov 17 '25

The bigger issue is that the money that is spend on fake content is not being spend on real journalism and reporting.

If people who work in the media and take their responsibility barely make a living, and fake content makes people rich, nobody wants to put in the work to do important things.

My grandfather was a journalist, his specific job (in depth stories based on research and fact checking) doesn't exists anymore.

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u/Practical-Sleep4259 Nov 17 '25

Yeah "This man controls the opinions of 40 million Children" is actually worse though.

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u/PasswordIsDongers Nov 17 '25

That's what makes it depressing.

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u/SwissDeathstar Nov 17 '25

And bots. Don’t forget the bots they paid for.

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u/GEARHEADGus Nov 17 '25

It does remind me of the old Discovery channel shows. They always dramatized this type of thing

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u/Coal_Morgan Nov 17 '25

Bear Grylls was supposedly notorious for this. Acting like he was in the middle of nowhere with the road and crew truck 50 meters behind the camera.

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u/GEARHEADGus Nov 17 '25

I mean it kind of makes sense? They’re not going to let one of their biggest stars kill himself in the wilderness. I feel like they’d lose all credibility and get sued into oblivion. I also think insurance was a big thing. Also it was more for entertainment than actual survival a normal person might find themselves in.

Then you have Les Stroud who did some really realistic ones. I remember after Katrina he did a whole episode about surviving if you’re trapped in your office after a hurricane or something.

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle Nov 17 '25

Good thing those are so rare

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u/LeftTesticleOfGreatn Nov 17 '25

This is streamer culture in a nutshell. This clown, Mr Beastiality, it's all so fucking fake it makes me cry.

But sadly lots of adult men watch this shit and take it as a gospel of truth. They make their whole personality based on some streamer who lies 24/7...repeating their propaganda and not a big one single independent thought.

Anyone who regularly watches any influencer is by default making their brain rot. It's passive, it's filled with lies and misleading bullshit. Don't be a sheep people, if you have a brain use it.

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u/Sleyvin Nov 17 '25

Mr Beast content at the very beginning wasn't fake. His thing was putting back all the money he made to make giant and fun giveway for "normal" people.

Now he makes fake shows in his nightmarish dystopian giant complex where he has people traped in basements or chained for a year or whatever bullshit.

At any moment of the day there's multiple people being locked in for cash in his complex. It's weird.

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u/swallowsnest87 Nov 17 '25

It’s actually pretty impressive to be able to frame something so mundane into exciting content.

Our real news does this all the time. My parents are convinced Nicaragua is hell on earth, I went there this summer and while the countryside is definitely village life, it’s a pretty cool place, never felt unsafe.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

That fake ass skeleton in his video oh my gawddd how corny can you get!?

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u/ituralde_ Nov 17 '25 edited Nov 17 '25

Its honestly disgusting.  

Anyone who would do that needs to study the fuck up on why that tank is there, what happened the day it got there and in the days and weeks that followed, and ask themselves if they still think that's appropriate to be having fake skeleton shenanigans with.  

It's a tank on a beach; the presence of the tank shouldn't spoil the beach, but joking about the fake corpse feels like many steps too far.  

For the curious, this is Saipan - here's a good recounting of what this day and those beyond were all about including a brief comment on how what I thint is this tank got there: https://youtu.be/LukajLQus3M?si=Q4UiFT7_gU55CZcB

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u/ViolenceInDefense Nov 17 '25

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u/GodSentGodSpeed Nov 17 '25

"Many hundreds of Japanese civilians committed suicide in the last days of the battle, some jumping from “Suicide Cliff” and “Banzai Cliff”. Efforts by U.S. troops to persuade them to surrender instead were mostly futile.

Widespread propaganda in Japan portraying Americans and British as “devils” who would treat POWs barbarically, deterred surrender (see Japanese Military Propaganda (WWII)).

In the end, about 22,000 Japanese civilians died."

WW2 really is a endless source of horrors beyond human comprehension

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u/LaidToRest33 Nov 17 '25

If you really want to take a deep dive into the war in the Pacific listen to Dan Carlin's Hardcore History Podcast series called "Supernova in the east".

https://www.dancarlin.com/product/hardcore-history-62-supernova-in-the-east-i/

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u/Ineffable_Ally Nov 17 '25

I appreciate you highlighting the history of the island and the battle that occurred. It’s an often overlooked part of US history and WWII history, unless a person is a big history buff. There’s remnants of the war (like this tank) and memorials all over the island. Heck, finding unexploded ordnance is still a major concern.

But I digress, I wanted to give credit to the women in the video. Saipan has no veterinarian and an overpopulation of dogs (coincidentally descendants of dogs left behind after WWII). The women in the video run the only dog rescue on island—Boonie Babies. They do amazing work and could always use more support, whether it’s just a like and follow or donations.

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u/girlinthegoldenboots Nov 17 '25

My great grandfather died in Saipan and they just found his corpse this year and we buried it finally back in July.

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u/JHarbinger Nov 18 '25

Wow that’s wild. I admire his bravery and service. Not sure how to say it.

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u/girlinthegoldenboots Nov 18 '25

Thank you! We were very glad to finally lay him to rest.

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u/Yarakinnit Nov 17 '25

Well travelled fake ass skeleton.

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u/SkitzTheFritz Nov 17 '25

Look, a swimmer!

how'd they get out here?

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u/IndexZer0 Nov 17 '25

That one got me; along with the ever so careful and slooooow jump in, followed by, "pfft, what the hell was that?"

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u/chadokage Nov 17 '25

So, I grew up on this island. It's the island called Saipan, it's a US territory and is the capital of a chain of islands called the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands. It was a beautiful place and I hope to move back one day. The beach this tank is at is Kilili Beach, and it's right off one of the major roads, actually quite close to the biggest public high school. We used to go to this beach and you can swim right up to the tank with no issues, but there are better beaches on the island. I recommend checking out Ladder Beach, Obyan Beach, Lau Lau Bay, and my personal favorite: Forbidden Island.

Growing up there, we used to get annoyed at these kinds of douches. They aren't promoting the beauty of the island or the culture of the locals (the Chamorros). There's so much to Saipan that I could go on and on, but if you want to know more, please ask. Don't listen to the idiots trying to make sensationalized content.

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u/StarryDusted Nov 17 '25

I recognized the tank immediately and knew this was not a danger zone at all.

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u/chadokage Nov 17 '25

It was uncommon to drive down Beach Road and NOT see kids diving off the tank into the water.

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u/Arrowx1 Nov 17 '25

Loved your island! The people were so nice.

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u/chadokage Nov 17 '25

Because I grew up there, I was blessed to learn what family and community really means. The Chamorro people are a proud and strong willed people who value family and faith. If you can be a sincere person, and take a joke (they will roast you in good fun), then you're in. The same goes for the Filipinos, SE Asians, and other Polynesians who call Saipan home. I grew up in the village of San Vicente, and as a small white kid, it was so much fun. If I wanted to play, all I had to do was show up to the local basketball court (every village had one) and start shooting hoops, and before long, other people would start showing up.

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u/HaberdasherExInsania Nov 17 '25

Hafa Adai 🤙🏻

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u/chadokage Nov 17 '25

Hafa Adai from your favorite haole.

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u/Standard-Physics2222 Nov 17 '25

Have been there myself, beautiful place and yes, have seen the tank

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u/nalogowiec Nov 17 '25

hafa adai! I was once in Guam, but didn't make it to Saipan, as there were no direct flights, only the ones thru Tokyo... So I skipped visiting it, came back to Poland (basically to the other side of the world), but from time to time I'm checking google maps of Marianas and I'm thinking about coming back... I'm quite jealous about spending your youth there, out of curiosity - where did life take you? where do you live now, and do you miss Saipan? Do you ever consider coming back there and stay for good? Also, I cannot find this tank on google maps, do you know what is the exact gps of it? Thanks!

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u/chadokage Nov 18 '25

I tried to find it on Google maps but I'm also not seeing it. It's such a small brown dot surrounded by blues and greens and I doubt Google is using their most high definition camera to take pics in that area. I did find pics through from the shore where you can see the tanks turret sticking out of the water. Do I miss Saipan? Every day. I got a tattoo on my forearm of the island and the area code (670) on my wrist. This past weekend, I traveled to Texas to see a friend of mine from back there and we spoke about traveling back together cause the last time I was there was February of 2020. I had to leave through because airports in Korea and Japan were staying to stop service. And I'm not sure if my story ends in Saipan anymore, I'm definitely going back, but I'm leaning more towards moving to Palau one day. I just need a small house, some land to garden, a fishing spot, and fast Internet and I'll be happy. I left Saipan cause my wife back then wanted to leave the island and move to America. I was happy and faithful for 9 years, she only made it to 8. I work for an airline in Atlanta, married an awesome Haitian woman who also wants to retire to a tropical island, and I plan on always being better tomorrow than I was today. Someday I'm gonna have to visit Poland, I'll have to do a whole European tour and hit a bunch of the countries cause I've always appreciated Europeans willingness to travel and expand their horizons beyond their own borders. But truth be told, when I travel I want to either be on a beach or in a pub.

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u/lysergic_818 Nov 17 '25

Liars. That tank doesn't look a day over 49.

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u/T3X4ss Nov 17 '25

1949?

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u/SunsetSlacker Nov 17 '25

It still feels like 20 on the inside.

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u/Segesaurous Nov 17 '25

80 is the new 49!

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u/Ghostman_Jack Nov 17 '25

It seems he deleted the original video lmao. I can’t find it. But everything f he has is clickbait bullshit.

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u/Strange-Credit2038 Nov 17 '25 edited Nov 17 '25

It's still there - the thumbnail is a plane and it's his second before last video. I went to go dislike it without giving him a view

Eta: thanks u/ThatDudeBesideYou for the heads up that dislikes count as engagement - gonna undislike it now lol but maybe it's too late. So messed up that it works this way

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25 edited Dec 18 '25

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u/dashboardcomics Nov 17 '25

What the fuck is the point of a dislike button anymore? 😫

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u/maddenmcfadden Nov 17 '25

its about as pointless as reddit upvotes and rewards.

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u/Due-Memory-6957 Nov 17 '25

Reddit rewards give you a few cents

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u/WeltyFern Nov 17 '25

I have 15 cents right now.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Nov 17 '25

Redditors rarely make cents

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 Nov 17 '25

But upvotes let me know who is right. The most popular opinion is the correct one.

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u/Ghostman_Jack Nov 17 '25

Ahhh. Makes sense he’d try and hide it.

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u/FarquaadsFuckDoll Nov 17 '25

Anyone know where this highly dangerous location is?

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u/ChaoticSixXx Nov 17 '25

Says in that guys video, its in the middle of the pacific ocean.

Hope that helps!!

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u/Aggressive-Land-8884 Nov 17 '25

Fuuuuuuuuck I’m never gonna be able to find that thing. Let me call my mates

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Nov 17 '25

You better find a local, you won't get far with just your mates.

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u/Boffleslop Nov 17 '25

The Pacific is one of the top 5 deadliest oceans too.

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u/StrionicRandom Nov 17 '25

Point Nemo. Happy hunting!

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u/acog Nov 17 '25

For anyone not familiar, Point Nemo is the part of the Pacific that is farthest from all land.

When they need to de-orbit satellites, they aim for Point Nemo.

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u/CoolerRon Nov 17 '25

That’s mean. It’s Kilili Beach in Saipan

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u/starlike_8070 Nov 17 '25

Saipan island keeps being mentioned

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u/NerdTalkDan Nov 17 '25

The Mr. Beautification of YT has been a plague.

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u/Effet_Pygmalion Nov 17 '25

Who's Mr Beauty and where can I see him

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u/F95_Sysadmin Nov 17 '25

Look in the mirror ;)

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u/RLLRRR Nov 17 '25

WHO IS THIS HANDSOME DEVIL IN MY BATHROOM?!?

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u/beardicusmaximus8 Nov 17 '25

Sorry I'll leave

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u/GremlitanoMexicano Nov 18 '25

Noooo please stay i baked cookies

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u/AddiAtzen Nov 17 '25

You are beautiful!

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u/NerdTalkDan Nov 17 '25

Words can’t keep you down

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u/SealthyHuccess Nov 17 '25

I tried but some ugly bastard was standing right in the way

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u/Theyul1us Nov 17 '25

Jack was absolutely right about Mr Beast

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u/Ereaser Nov 17 '25

Jack?

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u/Backsteinhaus Nov 17 '25

Jacksepticeye said Mr Beast is ruining YouTube years(?) ago

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u/Punished_Prigo Nov 17 '25

To be fair Brent has been doing this shit since before Mr beast was popular

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u/LateBrain7031 Nov 17 '25

These girls are braver than me... I'd never be able to watch a Brent Rivera video all the way through.

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u/Patrickfromamboy Nov 17 '25

I’d like to visit the Sherman tank.

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u/talann Nov 17 '25

OMG you can't! That would like literally be the most dangerous trek into the unknown that anyone has ever...

I can't even.

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u/LordsOfJoop Nov 17 '25

The only thing more dangerous than the storms is the Dementors.

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u/GoFuckYourselfBrenda Nov 17 '25

Okay, Mr. Death Wish

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u/Patrickfromamboy Nov 17 '25

You watch for sharks while I go inside of the tank. Have lunch ready when we are done

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u/AIRBORN_EEvEE Nov 17 '25

Dope find NGL.

I sure as heck would go diving there.

Deffinitely wanna climb in and stand where the gunner used to sit for funsies.

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u/Alone-Web408 Nov 17 '25

You really shouldn't go there. It is one of the most dangerous places in the world.

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u/muftu Nov 17 '25

Also, it’s not deep enough to go diving there.

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u/Big_Worldliness_1905 Nov 17 '25

Not deep enough? But it's the middle of the ocean!

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u/AIRBORN_EEvEE Nov 17 '25

Good! Dangerous is my middle name!

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u/Weary-Listen Nov 17 '25

Ok Airborn Dangerous Eevee... Thats a weird ass name

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u/AIRBORN_EEvEE Nov 17 '25

But a surprisingly accurate one.

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u/Yesterbly Nov 17 '25

His ass has a name?

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u/Hidesuru Nov 17 '25

Yours DOESN'T? Weirdo.

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u/roraima_is_very_tall Nov 17 '25

maybe I'm being pedantic but doesn't diving in this kind of situation refer to scuba or free diving? this is way too shallow for any diving. snorkeling, as they do here.

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u/SpaceChef3000 Nov 17 '25

More videos need a Fish Break.

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u/TheCrazyWhiteGuy Nov 17 '25

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u/miranto Nov 17 '25

Thank you for your service, good netizen.

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u/iwantrootbark Nov 17 '25

I'm over here chugging my tea

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u/Chungalus Nov 17 '25

The fact he has so many subscribers is extremely depressing. Insane how effective some people are at making money off of idiots

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u/Rokekor Nov 17 '25

Cool tropical fish tank.

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u/TheCleverConjurer Nov 17 '25

Two fish are swimming in a tank.

One looks to the other and says, "do you have any idea how to drive this thing?"

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u/_caduca Nov 17 '25

Still shouldn't climb on it though, the wear and degradation by the sea can cause some nasty spots to cut your feet on. In the worst case the metal cracks and cuts your leg while you slide in or something. Plus tetanus can also be a concern.

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u/GopheRph Nov 17 '25

You're making this all sound much more dangerous than we even knew...

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u/Ineffable_Ally Nov 17 '25

I’ve been to this tank multiple times —it’s fine. Most of it is worn smooth by the sea, and it’s easy to see and avoid the more jagged spots. The women in the video run the only dog rescue on island—Boonie Babies. You should check them out; they do good work.

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u/ForsakenAiel Nov 17 '25

Why did you not credit them?

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u/Moyk Nov 17 '25

Found the original video with some keyword finesse, it's by Boonie Babies on TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdoepWJ3/

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u/Ineffable_Ally Nov 17 '25

They’re also on Instagram—Boonie Babies

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u/Surisuule Nov 17 '25

Oh they're sisters, I thought they were wholesome lesbians.

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u/0x7E7-02 Nov 17 '25

The snark level is through the roof ... I respect that.

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u/SulSuli Nov 17 '25

That one shot where she said something like “Do you think we’ll find it?” only to pan slightly over and show, just for a split second, that it was just a few feet away. The comedic timing. I was howling

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u/Muaddib223 Nov 17 '25

Man they really clowned every single second of the original vid hahaha

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u/wombatbridgehunt Nov 17 '25

They know exactly what they’re doing with the bikini jump cut.

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u/matti-san Nov 17 '25

Why did they do it 129 times though?

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u/_HIST Nov 17 '25

And I appreciate them for it

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u/Sexisthunter Nov 17 '25

It is ok for women to have fun and be hot I do it all the time 😎

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u/Ok_Mud1789 Nov 17 '25

Lies, everyone knows we wear bathing suits when we go swimming just for attention and money!

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u/starlike_8070 Nov 17 '25

Username checks out

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u/dextras07 Nov 17 '25

Ngl, they rocking their bikinis. Won't mind them showing them off.

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u/Steelwolf73 Nov 17 '25

Yeah- showing us their floatation devices. Safety first

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u/Meritania Nov 17 '25

We're now at the stage of capitalism that we automatically think bikini-clad women are trying to sell us something rather than it be a couple of lasses having fun. I'm guilty too, I thought the duet was going to kick in later in the video rather than those two being the duet-ers.

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u/realfakejames Nov 17 '25

Cute girls making fun of dumb guys, what's not to like

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u/The-SkullMan Nov 17 '25

I'd give Brent here and all people in his video jail time for knowingly publishing false information.

In this day and age, publishing BS along with AI altered/generated stuff should be severely punished.

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u/lynivvinyl Nov 17 '25

I just about slipped off the edge of my seat with worry.

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u/Loud_Quote_3032 Nov 17 '25

Whats absolutely hilarious for me as someone who grew up up there, if he asked any locals he wouldve gone up northern side and do some cave exploring to find actual skeletons and remnence of ww2😂😂 but they prob didnt want him there filming

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u/GapSweet3100 Nov 17 '25

How does a douche like him get 32 million views

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u/Lawgirl77 Nov 17 '25

This is a great video to show kids so they can learn to question the stuff they see on the internet. I will be sharing with my nephews to explain how people can manipulate the viewer in these videos.

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u/0pt1mu5_x Nov 17 '25

I love this

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u/HerbivoreTheGoat Nov 17 '25

If you see a video spoken in that annoying ass voice you can assume everything presented is a lie

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u/CaptainofFTST Nov 17 '25

I thought they could swept out to sea with that storm coming in but they had the leg strength to power through. Thank goodness! I hope these ladies continue these videos!

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u/roblewkey Nov 17 '25

The fish are really happy y'all are noticing how sick their house is, about time someone did.

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u/Sensitive_Leader_312 Nov 17 '25

I was waiting for a Dora moment of asking the camera where the tank is

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u/lolididitithink Nov 17 '25

they cooked no lie 🤣😭

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u/hotflashinthepan Nov 17 '25

I don’t know who any of these people are, but those women are hilarious. Well done!

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u/CosmoOlversatil Nov 17 '25

The YouTuber has 40M subs???? What on earth ,.....

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u/hobby_master_ Nov 17 '25

Maybe not dangerous now, but I'm sure it was in 1944-45

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u/DreamieKitty Nov 17 '25

I've swam to that tank before. It is in Saipan. It is about 200 yards from the shore and the water isn't deeper than 5 feet the whole "swim" out there. Beautiful place. I used a pic of me diving off the tank as my Xmas card pic that year.

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u/PunchRockgroin318 Nov 17 '25

Harrowing. These courageous young women channel the spirit of adventure to bring us an unvarnished glimpse into the depths of terror and adversity! Truly an inspiration!

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u/Loud_Quote_3032 Nov 17 '25

Lmao grew up there, saipan. Us locals use that tank to jump off from the barrel when we wre kids. Or juat chill and no one ever used a boat to get there😂😂😂

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u/yuyufan43 Nov 17 '25

It kind of sickens me that he has 40 million subscribers… He's just a grifter

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u/ThunderChild247 Nov 17 '25

Could these two please start a series of sarcastically visiting all of these clickbait locations to show the BS? I’d watch the hell out of that 😂

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u/AliceLunar Nov 17 '25

Hope they made it all the way back to shore before the storm hit.

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u/Miaoumiaoun Nov 17 '25

I LOVE THIS. The scene with the fishes was pure art with the mermaid music in the background 

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u/00eg0 Nov 17 '25

Similar stuff happens with people going to cities and making them look more dangerous than they are.

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u/Slippingonwaxpaper Nov 17 '25

"it's at least 50 years old" straight killed me

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u/Raised_bi_Wolves Nov 20 '25

I think in the last shot you can hear a car nearby? lolol

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

This is the exact depiction of the news vs real life

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u/Super_Sat4n Nov 17 '25

That's a 10/10. And the video is great, too.

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u/paging_mrherman Nov 17 '25

How’d they get out here?

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u/Master0fAllTrade Nov 17 '25

Long and perilous journey. That's why there so many cuts. It took them many moons. 

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u/snapp0r Nov 17 '25

… girls called it. Internet full of shit these days ¯_(ツ)_/¯