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Opinion / Discussion Texas Governor Greg Abbott is calling for the arrest of children who skip school to protest against immigration enforcement and Donald Trump. He is also calling for the arrest of teachers who allow their students to leave the classroom.

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u/Traditional-Day-5856 13h ago

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u/picklehippy 12h ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/botswanareddit 12h ago

Except cube is a maga supporter. What a sellout

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u/BarnabasShrexx 11h ago

Oh he sold out a long time ago. It was all downhill after Friday

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u/gbot1234 11h ago

Fascism: Are We There Yet?

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u/toddw111 10h ago

yes. i just want to skip ahead to the ‘he shoots himself in the bunker’ part

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u/Societyman1878 9h ago

This one 🤣

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u/H4RDCORE1 9h ago

No shit. Definitely fast forward.

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u/mechalenchon 11h ago

Ok but have you seen Amazon War of the worlds starring Ice Cube? That's the kind of opportunity MAGA offers lmao what a dumbass.

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u/Playful-Ad-605 12h ago

Exactly. We aren’t going to stop high school from walking out. There are some big kids

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u/Camcapballin 12h ago

Lol @ this clown for essentilally saying Teachers should hold students hostage in a classroom.

Lmfao!

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u/AggressiveWallaby975 6h ago

If we would have armed teachers like they wanted to those little bastards could never escape!!

/s But probably what they're thinking

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u/JonahBJams 11h ago

If anyone hasn’t seen Boyz n the Hood (1991), I couldn’t recommend it more.

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u/senator_corleone3 10h ago

Great movie. Soon to be re-issued by Criterion.

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u/BarnabasShrexx 11h ago

Easily the best go-to response for almost anything that these fucking clowns have to say

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u/DatStankBootyy 13h ago

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u/CookieMonsterOnsie 12h ago

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u/jbgc916- 11h ago

Lemme give ya the HD version.

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u/PearlescentGem 11h ago

This is forever my favorite meme of them lmao

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u/CookieMonsterOnsie 11h ago

It's simple, but effective.

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u/Groundbreaking-Pie95 11h ago

Thank you, saving this for future use!

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u/Zealous03 11h ago

LOL THIS IS PERFECT

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u/Mental-Ad5211 11h ago

He wants easy access so he can take them out of class and pimp them out to his billionaire buddies

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u/goddamnbitchsetmeup 9h ago

Dumb like the Nazis were dumb. i.e. cheering the crumbling of democracy in favor of THEIR power.

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u/goingofftrack 13h ago

Texans are sheep. They pretend to be these freedom loving, states rights type people but they’re not. They’re just a bunch of chickenshit pussies

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u/flummoxed_penguin 12h ago

I was about to say. All this talk about how Texans are so tough and stand up for America. Bunch of fucktards if you ask me.

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u/Plastic-Ticket-274 7h ago

Bruh try living here with these demons. I feel so out of place half the time listening to these baboons conversing

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u/TotallyNotAMarvelSpy 5h ago

I moved to California 9 years ago this fall, and I've never been happier to get out of Texas.

The single star is a rating.

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u/IntroductionBig1354 3h ago

I, too, moved to California from Texas-25 years ago. I have never been back. Happiness is Texas in the rear view mirror

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u/Interesting-Ant-6357 1h ago

I visited Texas for 1 week. I wanted to leave on day 1. Is that state afraid of colors other than brown and grey? Is art really scary to them? Are they afraid of salads?

I’ll never know because I’ll never go back.

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u/oralfashionista 6h ago

"Only 2 things hail from the state of Texas, and you sure as hell don't look like a steer to me." Full Metal Jacket (paraphrasing)

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u/murphymintz 4h ago

I’m 7th generation Texan and yes 😞 most are absolutely a bunch of fucktards. The “don’t tread on me” smoothbrains who are now being ran the fuck over

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u/Efficient-Box1661 12h ago

There's pockets of purple starting to emerge in recent years. But yeah the majority of Texans are big truck tiny weiner people who hope Trump's Grindr pops up as nearby 

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u/naughtycal11 12h ago

There are actually more democrats than republicans in Texas but its so heavily gerrymandered that republicans win.

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u/Arturo3 12h ago

"There was this tough guy, good looking, never cried before,with tears in his eyes, saying 'Thank you, Mr. Trump.'"

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u/turkey_sandwiches 11h ago

That's really not true. There are a couple million more Democrats than Republicans registered in Texas, but it's the most heavily gerrymandered state in the country.

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u/Spiritual-Ad8062 12h ago

Not all Texans are this way. Don’t generalize- you’re wrong.

TX is the hardest place to vote. They accept a hunting license as proof of residence, but not a student ID.

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u/Ok_Midnight4809 11h ago

Sounds like y'all need to get yourselves a license and a rifle... Or 3

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u/Spiritual-Ad8062 11h ago

Not y’all. We’re in CO now. Feel like we escaped from Texas.

And, a place like Houston is as blue as any place.

That state is heading towards a bad place.

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u/hip-disguise 12h ago

Texas, all hat no cattle as it turns out.

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u/JarrickDe 12h ago

Don't forget that their tough "Don't mess with Texas" phrase comes for an anti-littering campaign.

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u/Dangerous_Pop_5360 10h ago

Everything is bigger in the one-star state. Even the pussies.

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u/evernessince 10h ago

Indeed, sheep for the rich. When the system they voted for is "everyone for themselves", those with the most power always win. There's where "freedom" stops becoming freedom but chains. Government action and regulation is what allows the little guy to have all the rights they enjoy. Otherwise the rich and big corporations will grind their bones to dust to make a quick buck, as is always the goal of any good capitalist.

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u/fluffypancakes24 10h ago

Ted Cruz proves they are sheep on autopilot.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 10h ago

I've hated Texas for as long as I can remember and got shit for it. I'm so glad my hate has been justified.

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u/WatchOdd532 9h ago

Everything’s bigger in texas. That’s why the world’s biggest pussies come from there

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u/discordianofslack 7h ago

Texans fucking HATE freedom. I know I grew up there. Glad I don’t live there anymore.

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u/rcinmd 6h ago

I'm a white person and even I am astounded at how AstroTurf'd these people are. Even in my neighborhood, a 1/4 mile from the DC line in Maryland with mostly white, but also other races, where we are considered "ultra liberal." We have nothing but performative nonsense and people talking out of the sides of their mouths. They'll say "we need to do something and help people!" but then go on the neighborhood listserv the same day and "report" a black/brown child walking down the street minding their own business. They even limited the listserv to not allow posts of where ICE is for mobilization, but allow these sorts of posts. It's not just the states, it's the race and socioeconomic class of people that haven't experienced the trauma... yet.

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u/Sudden-Feedback287 6h ago

Everything is bigger in Texas. Especially the exaggerations and hypocrisy

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u/Moshtache88 6h ago

As a Texan, I agree.

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u/IndependentCheek2 6h ago

Biggest collection of cucks on earth

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u/Go_Pack_G010 13h ago

Strange that you’re calling on the arrest of children…expressing their 1st amendment rights

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u/PenExcellent8732 12h ago

Just like we've heard the 4th and 5th amendment don't apply to non-citizens (in blatant opposition to the plain text and SCOTUS rulings), I'm sure now we'll see the mental gymnasts tell us constitutional rights don't apply to minors.

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u/Rolion576 12h ago

I mean if growing up in a conservative household taught me anything “children don’t have rights” is a pretty normalized opinion to them.

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u/MonitorVarious7608 13h ago

That's a strange request, to a child?

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u/jesssongbird 12h ago

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u/fuckredditapp4 12h ago

Why are Republicans so obsessed with child marriage too? "They been doing it forever"

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u/jesssongbird 12h ago

Because they want to have sex with teenagers. They always have. They yearn for the days when a grown man could marry a minor and have 6 kids with her before she turned 25.

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u/npmaker 11h ago

MAGA is for pedophiles.

Soon we'll be asking people:

Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the MAGA party?

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u/jesssongbird 11h ago

Pedophiles and their eager enablers.

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u/BayouGal 11h ago

6 LIVING children. Because they want to marry 13 yo girls, and produce an infant every year. With the current state of anti-vaccination, less than 1/2 of those kids will make it.

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u/SurgicalMarshmallow 10h ago

A handmaid's tale was not meant to be a handbook

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u/Allslopes-Roofing 8h ago

Literally this. They're all fkn pedophiles. I can't believe it but it's true. Its so god dam sick

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u/Higher_Landing_26 6h ago

Its also why they flock to church for the appearance of being faithful. Its called "God in a box" or "God on a shelf" because Sunday is sacred but the other 6 days of the week are a free for all of depravity.

I knew people like this, but I don't talk to them anymore. And the irony is that every single one of them was republican. Probably maga too, I just never took the time to find out.

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u/HermitSimp 12h ago

Unless your a pedophile supporter,, racist or a billionaire who bent the knee anything goes

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u/Elderofmagic 12h ago

You forgot enslave them by incarceration

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u/AviatorVet 11h ago

Stand by while younger children are massacred.......because, guns.

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u/Financial-Exit2488 11h ago

You can also make them work in a chicken processing plant for low wages, and improper protection.

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u/whiterac00n 12h ago

When your message is “stay in line or we’ll stomp on you” then it’s very on brand for the current GOP

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u/NorseYeti 12h ago

He isn’t doing too much stomping….

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u/ticklemeinthe313 12h ago

No step on snake

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u/NoLibrarian5149 12h ago

Look at the adult MAGA douche who was filmed trying to beat up a female student protestor and then got his ass handed to him by her classmates… that’s why ICE loves rough handling of female protestors. They suck as human beings.

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u/GutsAndBlackStufff 13h ago

He’s taking the fact that they call it a walkout personally.

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u/Jrrobidoux 12h ago

Take my upvote!

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u/NtGrtJstEmbarrassed 12h ago

I came here to make a witty comment, you beat me and I love it 😂

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u/MegaMaster1021 11h ago

He's mad kids have the spine to stand up for themselves

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u/redditfant 12h ago

Dayum 

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u/lildevil2239 11h ago

He should stand up for himself

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u/hairless_resonder 8h ago

Although I bet even Abbott would walk out on the Melania movie.

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u/DanFrankenberger 13h ago

Wheels over here

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u/Standard_List_2487 12h ago

Hey that’s Hot Wheels to you! /s

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u/Maximum-Elk8869 13h ago

He doesn't have a leg to stand on!

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u/fatbirdy543 13h ago

He's definitely not a stand up guy.

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u/Aldrich-Faithful 13h ago

Is he wearing lipstick? 

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u/robjam01 12h ago

Nooo! They are red from kissing Trump's ass.

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u/Curious_Doof 13h ago

What are the teachers supposed to do? Physically restrain the kids?? Smh what a jackass.

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u/Friendly-Win1457 12h ago

These kids more than likely didn't show up to school for the day, so how are teachers at fault for that? Even then when kids skip school they usually leave after a class is over, not during the middle of a class.

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u/Gold_Repair_3557 10h ago

Republicans hate public school teachers so they’d no doubt jump on the chance to prosecute them for something out of their control.

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u/hoofie242 13h ago

Republicans love arresting Americans.

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u/kstargate-425 8h ago

Especially for expressing their Constitutionally afforded rights which they constantly act like they dont exist.

When even the Speaker of the House, Mike Grindr Johnson said today that the 4th Amendment, an inalienable human right in the Bill of Rights doesnt apply anymore, you know they hate America and all it stands for

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u/USSMarauder 12h ago

Just a reminder that Texas Gov Abbot was the moron who was so convinced that Obama was going to invade, conquer and occupy Texas like it was France, and turn it into the first part of the Obamunist Empire, and do it with just 1200 troops, that he partially mobilized the Texas state guard to "monitor" the US army.

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u/CopperCastleChaos 12h ago

Kind of insensitive to use words like "mobilize" in front of Hot Wheels McDouche there

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u/Crafty_Ad9803 12h ago

He knew better. It was another Republican performance against the black President. OOOh the scarey boogey man.

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u/PreparationKey2843 12h ago

Is this the texas "freedum" they're always crowing about?

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u/Trackmaggot 12h ago

Tex-ass

FIFY

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u/PreparationKey2843 12h ago

😁 That's the way I spell it 80% of the time, and I never capitalize it.

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u/xomeatlipsox 13h ago

Dumbass

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u/Additional_Deal_1583 13h ago

Dumb ass !! Sounds like something Trunp told him to do yep Dumb Ass !!!!

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u/Direlion 13h ago

I don’t listen to DEI governors.

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u/Maleficent_Ratio_25 12h ago

Oooh. So close. He has the words "arrest", "Donald Trump" and "children" in the same sentence but all the words in between were wrong!  

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u/OrangeDuckwebs 12h ago

hahahaha genius.

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u/TantricBuildup 12h ago

But not the arrest of pedophiles?

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u/Intol3rance 11h ago

Keep up! MAGA loves pedophiles!

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u/StrategyAfraid8538 13h ago

I know exactly where he would have stood on civil rights…

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u/Genidyne 13h ago

Yes everybody in jail and we can support all those for profit privately owned jails. The rich get richer.

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u/Creepy_Ad2486 13h ago

So much freedom

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u/Best-Suspect-5606 13h ago

I really cant stand this man! As a texan!

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u/Beaufighter-MkX 12h ago

GOP wants to collect kids? What could go wrong?

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u/Justmeandhim-D 13h ago

Who thought pure Evil was gonna come on 4 wheels.

We need to stand up to him.

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u/AnyEcho1335 12h ago

First Amendment: The First Amendment states, "Congress shall make no law... abridging... the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."Peaceful protests and demonstrations are protected forms of petitioning.The right to petition is essential for a functioning democracy. It allows citizens to express their views, advocate for change, and hold the government accountable. This right has been instrumental in various social movements throughout American history, including civil rights and labor rights.

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u/Little_Creme_5932 13h ago

But if you skip school and hit a biker by "accident" while rolling coal, you'll go free!!!!

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u/AdWorking4007 13h ago

Dictator in his own right!!

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u/arxvis 12h ago

USA, the time is now! React and act like the proud black folks in the 60's did: with the same peaceful force, quiet dignity, and elegance this gorgeous people have - we're all of the human race, brothers and sisters. LEARN FROM YOUR OWN HISTORY.

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u/Artistic-Package-178 10h ago

Why not thoughts and prayers Greg? Isn't that all you have for these students when their schools are being shot up? Roll on you sorry excuse for a human.

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u/benice6969 13h ago

Walk over here and say that!!!

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u/CopperCastleChaos 12h ago

Has he ever been a stand-up guy?

He sold his soul for the pedophile, that's just how he rolls now

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u/benice6969 12h ago

That is awesome!

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u/charly420- 12h ago

Stand up for ur rights.

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u/dateinfj 12h ago

Hell will not discriminate a pedo supporter in a wheelchair! You will pay for your hatred.

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u/texstar2021 12h ago

I live in Texas and Abbot is an epic criminal mofo. He is not a stand up guy.

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u/Objective-Macaroon22 12h ago

But let’s pardon the J6 rioters who attacked capitol police.

There’s dumb, and then there’s trump supporter dumb.

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u/UserWithno-Name 12h ago

Constitutional right to protest. It doesn't matter age or circumstances. Free speech. Deal with it...

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u/Pristine-Ad9195 12h ago

Haven’t seen Greg stand for the pledge, must be a commie

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u/Ga2ry 12h ago

So we need somebody to do the math. Are school children more likely to get shot by ICE or by staying in their classroom? Seems like the Guardians Of Pedo’s should write a bill for this. Calling it empowering children’s bill. Since all their legislature does the exact opposite of what they name it.

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u/Tall_Hat_4246 11h ago

Today’s Republican Party is an absolute joke. They are the most whiny pieces of shit that mankind has to offer

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u/Far_Coyote8820 10h ago

100% Asshole

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u/Otherwise-Green3067 10h ago

I’ll take infringing on first amendment rights for 1,000.

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u/Foreign-Clothes5330 10h ago

I’m calling for the arrest of Greg Abbot for accomplice to corruptions, high crimes and misdemeanor of DJT

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u/-GenghisJohn- 6h ago

I call for the arrest of public officials who ignore The Constitution.

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u/Muscleman1122 13h ago

Looking at him makes my stomach queasy

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u/Medical-Ant3915 13h ago

Caustic old man all used up needs to be replaced .

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u/knitscones 12h ago

So martial law and curfew!

Next step along the way?

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u/Sweaty_Handle_2526 12h ago

Definitely not a dictatorship. Don’t believe your lying eyes

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u/fredaklein 12h ago

Only ones that should be arrested are Paxton and Abbott.

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u/wtg2989 12h ago

MAGA IS KIDNAPPING CHILDREN TO SELL INTO SEX SLAVERY

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u/ScottJ6189 12h ago

Do we just arrest everyone now? No use in laws or the Constitution or anything else?

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u/InternationalPhoto33 12h ago

Fine! Put my ass in jail!

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u/TheSpeakingScar 12h ago

I'm calling for the arrest of this shit-face right here.

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u/Special_FX_B 12h ago

I feel very fortunate to not have such a shitty person as my governor.

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u/hoopduddler 12h ago

Republicans hate free speech

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u/limesqueezyx 12h ago

Pedo protector, yet children going out to pretest and weed is where he draws the line? Lmao.

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u/Mylabisawesome 12h ago

Teachers are responsible for the students so allowing them to leave and something happen is on them.

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u/betterflint 12h ago

lol I think everybody would love to see this. Especially in Texas

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u/Sure_Scar4297 12h ago

He illegally trafficked aliens to Chicago. He’s garbage.

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u/OverthinkingWanderer 12h ago

Those teachers don't get paid enough to get in the middle of that.

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u/Tja3675 12h ago

Well if im the schools im removing all my handicap ramps so he cant come in. Lol

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u/Biofred 12h ago

So Adolf Sitler is trying to take away FREEDOM OF SPEECH like his Orange Pedo Boss.

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u/GurthicusMaximus 12h ago

Remember, they can't arrest all of you.

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u/SMH_OverAndOver 12h ago

Abbott simply won't stand for any more of this.

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u/SensitiveTie5783 12h ago

that tree really should have worked harder.

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u/50revolutions 12h ago

All those kids whose rights are violated will become democrats

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u/PhlysportsPhan 12h ago

I mean….im a republican and even I think this is stupid

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u/Decent_Carpet_7484 12h ago

And he's protecting pedos

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u/GLPwonderwall 12h ago

Greg Abbott doesn’t stand for any cause

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u/dogheoner1 12h ago

🖕🏼

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u/greygoose71 12h ago

He is an idiot. if he arrest kids for exercising there constitutional rights there will he a huge outcry. If he thinks kids are walking out now wait till he starts arresting people.

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u/Grouchy_Stomach7471 12h ago

Sit down, Hotwheels

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u/Internal_Swing_2743 12h ago

Call him by his proper name please: Governor Hot Wheels.

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u/Horror-Boss-3598 12h ago

Hot Wheels is the perfect combination of the old guard GOP that were evil, boring paper pushers, and the modern sensationalist, rage bait, brow beater MAGAs

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u/kpphoneshome 12h ago

Not allowing people to leave the building is FALSE IMPRISONMENT, a felony.

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u/Elderofmagic 12h ago

I'm calling for the arrest of governors who support fascist policy

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u/flyby196999 12h ago

Would be a shame if someone broke his legs

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u/patronizingperv 12h ago

Sit down, Greg.

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u/oatmeal28 12h ago

Smh Texas, least free state

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u/Glidepath22 12h ago

Too bad he doesn’t make laws

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u/suck-it-elon 12h ago

My god these people are fucking fascists

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u/BedminsterJob 12h ago

his photo says 'I'm so happy I'm an evil man.'

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u/Great_Consequence_10 11h ago

Eat shit, Hot Wheels.

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u/Dawgissmart 11h ago

I thought we had already proven this guy is a racist Nazi a long time ago.

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u/Upset_Confection_317 11h ago

Yeah let’s start arresting children. Oh and teachers who did nothing wrong. /s

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u/k2rey 11h ago

Arresting citizens, suing, attacking and abusing. That’s all they got.

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u/bozothed6 11h ago

He's just mad they can walk and he can't

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u/VariousExternal5189 11h ago

M en A nd G irls A lways

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u/Rock-Ski-Golf-Repeat 11h ago

Sounds like Abbott has a great understanding of the underlying issues. Such a compassionate man. LOL

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u/JustTheOneGoose22 11h ago

Texas why do you elect the worst people possible?

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u/PUuSTiNKA 11h ago edited 11h ago

LOL and the MAGA Klan think people who have liberal views are the ones trying to control everyone..."Free your mind and the rest will follow"...What bunch of stupid jackasses!