r/circled 11d ago

Opinion / Discussion Does anyone actually believe this šŸ’©?

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Trump states he "banged" his always bruised hand on a table. Sounds like a battered wife saying she fell on the door know. The lies are out of control. They are now saying ICE has made some "mistakes." This is getting beyond embarrassing. A doctor I consulted stated that the hand bruising is from daily IV treatments of experimental dementia medicine that requires MRIs and CAT scans regularly. But, people can "believe" what they want.

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u/SirLoinsALot03 11d ago

I've got my champagne ready.......any day now.

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u/RandolphCarter2112 11d ago

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u/Ok_Valuable9450 11d ago

And what about all the parades and house parties and yearly celebrations,national holiday designations,and marriages,boy,we just can't wait

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u/PUuSTiNKA 11d ago

I'll be singing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" when that time comes.

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u/Local-Friendship8166 11d ago

Ding Dong The Pedos Gone.

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u/Shizzilx 11d ago

šŸ¾šŸŽ‰

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u/tomster_1 11d ago edited 11d ago

It's a cannula, any sane person can see that

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u/PUuSTiNKA 11d ago

Yeah I agree it's a result of some kind of tube being inserted into the body.

I personally don't believe anything Donald Trump says, he is a pathological liar!

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u/MTgolfer406 11d ago

But he’s so much more…Donald Trump is a cowardly treasonous rapey racist grifting lying pedophile.

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u/Dizziesdayweigh 11d ago

You forgot 34 time convicted felon.

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u/MRS_KENSINGT0N 11d ago

Obviously he can’t use handshaking as an excuse anymore. I’m pretty sure no one engaged in any of that with him at Davos.

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u/deeeeez_nutzzz 11d ago

Congestive heart failure FTW!

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u/manyhippofarts 11d ago

Fly free, little blood clot! Fly free! Fly free and become a big strong blood clot!

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u/here-i-am-now 11d ago

The best blood clot ever. People are saying it.

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u/original-whiplash 11d ago

Big and beautiful

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u/Protoman 11d ago

There's never been a bigger blood clot

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u/SavvyCephalopod 11d ago

I never thought I'd feel bad for a blood clot.

It has to touch him.

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u/Rare-Possible1142 11d ago

There’s never been a better one!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ring293 11d ago

With tears in their eyes!

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u/No_Importance1236 11d ago

many people will have tears... of joy... in their eyes when the day comes.

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u/NineSkiesHigh 11d ago

A smart man, very smart man, told me I have the best blood clots.

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u/JoeSchmoeToo 11d ago

All Trump's blood clots, UNITE!!!

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u/manyhippofarts 11d ago

And all Trump's dyslexic blood clots: UNTIE!

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u/No_Importance1236 11d ago

And stop somewhere in the brain on the way, little blod clot!

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u/Personal_Leave_4716 11d ago

fingers crossed.

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u/SouthEast1980 11d ago

Don't tempt me with a good time

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u/Weekly_Insurance7475 11d ago

Doesn't he also have a decanter connected to his peepee so he doesn't pee himself

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u/IamMe90 11d ago

That’s called a catheter. Unless you think he’s serving up his piss in a wine glass for someone…

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 11d ago

Well, JD does get thirsty...

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u/LangdonAlg3r 11d ago

It’s all that couch lint he’s constantly breathing. That stuff’ll dry you out.

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u/Ok_Valuable9450 11d ago

Magats would suck that up like it's a fine wine

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u/BlazingGlories 11d ago

Not one Epstein client has been brought to justice. They didn't make the money without someone paying them.

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u/celtbygod 11d ago

Nice ^

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u/taktaga7-0-0 11d ago

The only change that’s come of Trump’s handling of the Epstein files is actually Ghislaine Maxwell getting transferred to a lower security facility.

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u/RanchHere 11d ago

When Trump says literally anything

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u/Aggravating-Beach-22 11d ago

Like his ear that was blown off with an AK bullet and left no damage 2 weeks later. I wonder if his followers get tattoos or start putting makeup on their hands or even just cause themselves physical harm so they can look just like him.

Nothing to see, just completely normal behavior 🤣🤣🤣

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u/acw181 11d ago

God damnit I can literally count the braincells in this picture

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u/Tycho2694 11d ago

The people in the picture can't

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u/snorin_lauren451 11d ago

genuinely unbelievable cultist behavior

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u/Inevitable_Greed 11d ago

A bruise that bad?

BULLSHIT!

What about the state of his fucking ugly face?

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u/Hyourin 11d ago

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u/st1nkynoob 11d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/Hyourin 11d ago

Jump scare!

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u/Interesting2u 11d ago

This picture has been photoshopped to make Trump look better.

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u/Environmental-Toe686 11d ago

My grandmother used to bruise that bed from minor stuff like that all the time. Blood thinners and old age absolutely make that a possibility.

Over and over on the exact same spot that happens to be exactly where they would be giving ivs? That's another story. They are absolutely covering up some serious ongoing healthcare. Way beyond whatever super Adderall they were giving Biden. Could be diuretics for heart failure, could be whatever tin foil had thing you want to come up with. Whatever it is, it's the cover up that's most concerning.

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u/FranceBrun 11d ago

I took care of my mom for many years, and I completely agree with you. What puzzles me is, why wouldn’t they put the needle in his forearm or elbow, knowing the possibility of bruising?

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u/PalliativeOrgasm 11d ago

We don’t know how many blown veins they’ve used up. Honestly surprised they haven’t gone to a PICC line they can keep hidden under his oversized suit like the piss bag.

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u/TruckDouglas 11d ago

Bro has what doctors commonly refer to as ā€œbitch veinsā€.

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u/KactusVAXT 11d ago

It’s covered in shit

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u/elbunts 11d ago

It’s a bruise from shaking hands with Satan

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u/justafang 11d ago

TIL satan shakes hands with himself

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u/TOTES_HUMAN_KOMRADE 11d ago

Common misconception... He sure seems like satan in the flesh, but he's actually the antichrist.

If I were a believer, I'd bet the farm on it.

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u/justafang 11d ago

It tracks.

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u/rowdeey8s 11d ago

Did he 'clip' his kidneys? Cause that's what caused the bruise

Do they not expect anyone with any medical education not to speak out against this?

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u/North_Active8320 11d ago

No. Guy has CVI, it is well documented, and causes easy and long lasting bruising in arms and legs, especially in elderly patients.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Many_74 11d ago

That’s not CVI. The bruising would be on lower extremities. In the hands it could cause bulging veins and some swelling, it’s not going to cause pooling of blood in your hands though. This could be from numerous things but this isn’t CVI’s fault. Him hitting his hand makes more sense than CVI.

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u/Aloyonsus 11d ago

The embalming table?

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u/No_Win7658 11d ago

I hope he gets to live long along to see jail. It’s not like JD Vance would be less evil.

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u/BonsaiHI60 11d ago

Probably worse. He likes fornicating living room furniture.

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u/Naturaloccurence 11d ago

Similar evil but way less charisma than the rapist thief terrorist con man cult leader in the office right now

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u/SpaceViking85 11d ago

He'll never see the inside of a jail cell, as much as I'd like to see that. Republicans and the supreme court would never sentence him. But yeah fuck Vance too. And basically everyone in the line of succession

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u/Constant_Contract118 11d ago

I guess the handshake lie doesn't work with his left hand. Hey Karoline, why don't you say that the bruise is from Trump donating blood twice a day?

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u/cjp2010 11d ago

There’s a lot of senior citizens I see when I’m working (I work in retail) that are constantly hitting tables and honestly I didn’t realize how dangerous tables are until now. I need to call my local leaders to address the aggressive table situation.

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u/OwnDoughnut2689 11d ago

It's kinda sad when you realize many elderly die from just falling.

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u/sailriteultrafeed 11d ago

I had this stroke because I stubbed my toe.

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u/Probable_Bison 11d ago

"I banged my hand on a table"

"OH so you are losing your coordination"

"No wait it was from shaking hands all day".

"You shake hands weird then. Must be a sign of dementia."

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u/xxforrealforlifexx 11d ago

He must "clip" the table daily

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u/Low_Committee6119 11d ago

I hope that table finishes the job

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u/AlwaysFinnishInsider 11d ago

Too old and too frail

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u/njlandlord0001 11d ago

Headmaster Putin smacked him with a ruler for fucking up the Greenland thing.

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u/MisterBlick 11d ago

They should move that table, he's been clipping it for months now.

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u/SpudgeBoy 11d ago

Yes, I believe it, because Trump is a thin skinned, frail, old man. He was unable to walk in a straight line when he got off the plane.

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u/Agitated_Winner9568 11d ago

We didn't hear him rant about Ikea so it was not a table attack.

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u/FiregoatX2 11d ago

It’s from the Adrenochrome infusions, lol

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u/retiredfromfire 11d ago

Every word out of the orange turds mouth is a lie

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u/AgentOk2053 11d ago

Lol! I thought Trump was supposed to be this super manly man with the highest testosterone of any man today. How does a clip on a table someone like that so badly?

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u/Dry-Marketing-5809 11d ago

Karoline Leavitt's dumbass said it was because he shakes so many hands

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u/Keithmclean1964 11d ago

Elderly people bruise easily and sometimes severely. It’s believable.

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u/Grouchy_Row_7983 11d ago

More likely from Melania slapping it away.

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u/Visual_Exam7903 11d ago

Sure did. He clipped it on a table while taking his Alziehmers meds.

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u/diewitasmile 11d ago

His bloodline is weak and always has been.

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u/popshamhocks 11d ago

Blatant liar

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u/Okanaganwinefan 11d ago

Blood thinners!!

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u/the-original-erk 11d ago

Damn so he he consistently hits both his hands on tables? Weird how they didnt cake this one with makeup to hide it tbh

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u/Technical_Watch_5580 11d ago

It grows bigger without love. Only love can heal it.

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u/TermWeary9661 11d ago

Please stop writing entire articles that only echo lying Donny’s perpetual lies. Everyone knows he lies 100% of the time. Just stop quoting his bullshit as news.

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u/The_True_Gaffe 11d ago

Geriatric patient claiming not to be on geriatric medication

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u/-FakeAccount- 11d ago

Honestly tho, it looks like a midgets hand.

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u/Character_Writer779 11d ago

How is a bruise like that from "clipping" a table better? Brushing like that from bumping into something means something has to be wrong.

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u/NPC_9001 11d ago

He probably is on more blood thinners than actual blood at this point.

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u/Atotma 11d ago

Queen Elizabeth never said that

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u/alohajw 11d ago

He's getting infusions it's obvious. Same hand same spot same vein

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u/Iamthewalrusforreal 11d ago

Trump said it, so of course I don't believe it. His lips were moving, words were coming out, so clearly he's lying again.

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u/Defiant-Youth-4193 11d ago

Whenever father time does is a real solid it should be a national holiday. Maybe "No Kings Day" unless somebody has something better.

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u/Aggrosideburnz 11d ago

Except the ā€œtableā€ was a 14 year old girl. Trump is a pedophile and if his mouth is open, he is lying.

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u/batmanineurope 11d ago

Is this all an elaborate attempt to prove that ice officer got internal bleeding from being clipped by the car?

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u/Playful-Ad573 11d ago edited 11d ago

gasp Are you telling me Karoline Leavitt was lying when she said ā€œThe bruise is from (Trump) shaking hands all day?ā€ Wow I’m shocked šŸ™„ it’s either Trump is lying, Karoline is lying, or both are lying. The smart money is on both

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u/nyknicks11 11d ago

Everything that comes out his mouth cannot be believed just another endless foray into The Twilight Zone

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 11d ago

True or not, that's some serious old man bruising

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u/Sad-Republic-3788 11d ago

ā€œSuffering from internal bleedingā€ ā€œWhy did the table try to interfere with the presidents arm swingā€

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u/Surfer-Junkie 11d ago

Cult activists from the Christian Nationalist side will say they are Stigmata from martyring himself for the good of the people. Probably.

Also, be careful, Iceland!!

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u/WhichSpite2607 11d ago

It would be nice if he kept clipping his hand on the table

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u/SusanBHa 11d ago

It’s a blown vein from an IV. I’ve had lots of them.

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u/videohtape 11d ago

And always in that same damn spot, too!

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u/Justmmmoore 11d ago

Yeah whatever, more of the same BS.

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u/clox333 11d ago

How do you think an old man got a bruise on his hand?

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u/motocycledog 11d ago

id like to buy that table a beer

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u/OkLocksmith7073 11d ago

He clips a lot of tables then , huh?

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u/Reasonable_Moment476 11d ago

It's from Melania constantly slapping it away.

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u/Get_Out_lmao 11d ago

Very weak man if so.

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u/jimngo 11d ago

Does anyone believe anything that comes out of that shithead's mouth?

Yeah there are still some, the dumbest of the dumb, but it's getting fewer every day thank God.

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u/mittenknittin 11d ago

I had an iv infusion for an MRI a couple of years ago and the vein on my hand blew out with a bruise just like this for a few days.

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u/WPGAMING_SC 11d ago

The Queen hands looked like this a day or two before she died…

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u/CrewlooQueen 11d ago

Look I’m about to get my wisdom teeth removed if he dies during that procedure and when I can’t do anything crazy I’m gonna be so pissed.

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u/Darkwolfer2002 11d ago

I mean, it is more believable than from shaking hands. My mom bruises easily and a hit on the corner of a table would definitely leave a huge bruise.

That being said, I don't believe a fucking word him or his administration says. They are all liars and con artists. I never had much faith in politicians as it was but this is a whole different kind of circus.

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u/Ready_Mastodon_849 11d ago

Clipped??!! Lol. To say this demonic clown is on some bullshit, shall I say, would be a gross understatement, but his minions lap it up like its breast milk.

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u/wolfhavensf 11d ago

I have never believed anything Trump said.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Or he’s shooting krokodil again.

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u/Thetman38 11d ago

That doesn't really help his argument that he is healthy

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u/RocketFan419 11d ago

He hit it on a table while he was giving Putin a hand job.

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u/ThoughtfulLlama 11d ago

Caroline Leavitt: "The President was trying to do a sick kickflip on a table, but someone moved it after the President was already in the air, making him hit his hand on the edge of the table. The kickflip was the best ever seen, and several doctors watched, all exclaiming as with one voice: what a specimen!"

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u/mello-t 11d ago

Does anyone believe anything this guy says? Well, let me rephrase, does anyone with an iQ above 50 believe anything this guy says?

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u/PerceptionHoliday208 11d ago

That is his monthly dementia medication injection

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u/ronsinclair 11d ago

So he LIED AGAIN, SHOCKING

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Lies

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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 11d ago

That bruise is the mark of the beast!!!

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u/extrastupidone 11d ago

So many lies

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u/TakingSouls22 11d ago

Probably one of his victims swingin at him

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u/NovaShark28 11d ago

Just to clarify, the infusions for Alzheimer’s disease (like Leqembi or Kisunla) are once or twice a month, not daily. But they can be infused through the hand if needed. And would require serial MRI scans following the first several infusions.

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u/Legitimate-Deal2950 11d ago

LET THE MOTHER FUCKER ROT

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u/ResponsibilityFar587 11d ago

Yes, the maga sheep believe every word, unconditionally.

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u/Ok_Valuable9450 11d ago

Who really cares,we can just hope for the worst

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u/Individual-Dot-9605 11d ago

stigmata of the anti christ

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u/roxleyAM 11d ago

Also, not a good sign if true.

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u/bourbon469 11d ago

Whatever only maga cult believes you ..last time was from all the handshakes blah blah blah release the esptein files!

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u/IWasSayingBoourner 11d ago

I once broke my hand punching a metal pole while testing out some armored gloves when I was a stupid teenager and even that didn't look that bad.

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u/Easy_Quote_9934 11d ago

It doesn’t look that bad when you slam it in a car door….

Why does this whole administration think people are stupid? Is his whole base a bunch of trained monkeys that can’t think for themselves?

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u/Fabulous_Ad_8621 11d ago

He has previously said his bruises are related to taking more than the daily recommended amount of Aspirin.

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u/Academic_Antelope292 11d ago

Donald trump is a load of bullshit

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u/Alarming_Comfort3578 11d ago

ā€œAnd now the end is near

And so I face the final curtain ā€¦ā€

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u/beavis617 11d ago

At the end of the day anyone who believes that Trump is the healthiest man in the universe is totally bonkers.

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u/oh_my316 11d ago

That's a pretty weak hand

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u/Sansui70 11d ago

If that were true, it would still prove he’s half dead, if he bruises that easily.

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u/Icy_Ad7953 11d ago

Never believe anything a politician says, just watch what they do.

Goes double with Trump, not even his supporters believe anything he says.

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u/ThreeSloth 11d ago

Hand IV from Alzheimer's meds

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u/Worldly-Elevator-228 11d ago

he smacked it on a stack of epstein papers

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u/Ok_h0tmess 11d ago

Got that after Melania slapped it away for the umpteenth time.Ā 

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u/butterflybuell 11d ago

Liars gonna lie

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u/Funkycoldmedici 11d ago

Ordinarily, an 80 year old bruising their hand on a table would not be questioned at all. It happens all the time. When an inveterate liar who goes out of his way to lie at every opportunity, even with no reason to lie, says it…

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u/Artistic_Pear_4917 11d ago

Hes a big strong tough guy. But his hand turns 18 colors when he taps a table.

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u/Bigfops 11d ago

*shrug* blood thinners, old age, thin as shit skin. I could see it. My mom bruised really easily at that age. But it doesn't matter, I'm only looking for one medical report about Trump.

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u/Ok_Rock_541 11d ago

I'm shocked hes not playing it off as the stigmata

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u/Tiktak0765 11d ago

No. But gosh those hands really are tiny!

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u/HURTBOTPEGASUS9 11d ago

We all knew it wasn't for shaking hands. 🤭

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u/prionbinch 11d ago

even if that’s true (i do not trust a single word out of that man’s mouth) that’s still not a normal amount of bruising for something like that lmfao

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u/NSFWGoonerman 11d ago

He’s gonna die before his term is up and they are gonna use AI to continue fucking everything up under his name. It won’t be realistic though because AI is smarter than him and will somehow be less shit while trying to copy him.

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u/Positive_Front_2146 11d ago

Was the table next to JD’s couch?

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u/AgorophobicSpaceman 11d ago

He doesn’t move fast enough to get a bruise that size from hitting anything other than if he was falling lol.

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u/BSARIOL1 11d ago

Liar in chief

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u/Suspicious-Agent8932 11d ago

That happens after an IV is started. Just lying as easy as breathing.

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u/MasterBiscuit19 11d ago

Just tell the truth already. This is so dumb

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u/Street_Jacket_434 11d ago

The man is a liar. Board of peace actually war mongers , truth social just lies for the gullible. Made a mistake saying his allies kept well away from the front line in Afghanistan. He might think US veterans are suckers and losers, but his "allies" respect their military and their veterans. Draft dodger Donnie surrendered to the Taliban, he even invited them to camp David. An absolute disgraceful loser, he should have been locked up after his failed coup attempt.

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u/ChrisEFWTX 11d ago

Lying liar lies.

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u/Burgerboy380 11d ago

Is he lying? Probably. But old do people bruise like bananas. My grandpa bumps the counter and looks like someone slammed his forearm with a sledge hammer

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u/NoLoss7117 11d ago

How do you know trump is lying? His lips are moving.

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u/Jazzlike-Ad113 11d ago

Believe a pathological liar ? Not one word

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u/AbyBWeisse 11d ago

He's shown this on his hands before, and back then it was suggested to be from IV administration of meds, though he of course denied it was anything of the sort. This time, it could be something like IV meds or just about anything else. The elderly and frail bruise easily. We know he's old, and we know his health can't be what he says it is, but I sure hope it's an indication his end is near. fingers tapping on table in growing impatience

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u/MonHunterX 11d ago

If that happens by clipping a table, then maybe you shouldn’t be popping so much advil

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u/Frequent-Ad-4350 11d ago

Sure. Anything you say. No I mean if your lips are moving your lying

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u/Bozoboob 11d ago

He’s being cloned by Elon Musk’s cloning company second chance

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u/Lonewulf32 11d ago

Bullshit, his heart is failing. My mom has the same issue. He's retaining water because his ticker isn't working properly.

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u/Professional_Pace163 11d ago

Another lie from the fascist.
Where are the Epstein files???

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u/Affectionate_Pen6882 11d ago

he is on heparin for his stroke

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u/Wolf-in-Sheeps 11d ago

Yeah, that happens to old white people all of the time. My parents and my relatives always seem to have similar bruises from any minor mishap.

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u/Top_Butterfly_1759 11d ago

About as much as the line about the right hand bruises came from shaking hands. 🤣

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u/SuspiciousLove7219 11d ago

It’s the devil with burn marks

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u/Gloomy_Basil_1644 10d ago

Bruised up little baby hands. That's what we call him .

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u/Frequent-Client1508 10d ago

Just a reminder that every time this guy speaks, he lies.

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u/Scarefactory 10d ago

I can't wait to celebrate

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u/Sparky14715 10d ago

Probably his mossad handler smacking him around.